24.0pt\'>Mental Therapy

18.0pt\'>Card

13.5pt\'>Sequel to Hormone Therapy

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> First:style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> A) As this is a sequel it is entirely
necessary for you to read the story before it: Hormone Therapy.  It is not
necessary to read Cross-eyed, but it would be nice if you did.

12.0pt\'>B)  (Just in case I don’t make it obvious) Takes place 16 years
post Hormone Therapy & 1 year (probably about nine months) prior to the
Twin’s filching the Time Machine.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Second:  I don’t
own DBZ.  I own Vegeta’s uterus, his twin sons: Lil’Geta &
Goten. 

margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.5in;line-height:150%\'>style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Third: 
Smut.  Humor.  Slash.  Crude language.

~~~~~~~~~~~***

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> It
was a month before the smell finally left the garage-lab.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> And Goten was stuck with the task of finding
a way to re-stinkify the place. Because
he wasn’t finished with the time machine yet.
Decided that it was probably best if he left it be for a little
while. Just so Vegeta didn’t get
suspicious and demand to know what he was working on.yes\"> (Which Vegeta did often enough.)

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Besides,
at the moment, Goten was hanging around in the space between existence,
watching that Kane guy (who had come back every single week since the first day
he met Goten) spend inordinately large amounts of time looking around Goten’s
lab. Aunt Bulma handled it well.sty"mso"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Told the man things like “Kids these days.” style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> “He comes and goes at all hours.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> And “Darn teenagers.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Told the man everything but the straight out
fact that Mr. Kane was a fricking pedophile that needed to stop trying to get
her nephew’s ass.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
was the first to admit he had a fine ass, but this guy was starting to really,
really annoy him. Especially when he
started to snoop around. Mess with the
things Goten left sitting on the table.
Mutter things—rude things—and get the impression that Goten was going to
drop to his knees the next time they met and give the Kane guy whatever wanted.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Aunt
Bulma finally got the guy to leave his lab, and he re-appeared out of IT (him
and ‘Geta had figured out how to hide in the inbetween space when they were
little.) Looked at his table of tools
and sneered. Wanted to do something
really mean and vicious to the man so he would stop coming around and looking
for him.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Waited
for Bulma to come back into his lab and give him that look that meant she
blamed him for this mess. Which was
fine, because he had been the one to seduce the man (if you count taking the
man into another room as seduction.)

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “How
much do you need this guy as a customer?” Goten asked.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> A
little sigh. “Not nearly as much as he
annoys me.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Pressed
his hand against the scar on his arm.
“Good,” he said. Then
disappeared.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>~~~~***

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Vegeta
met his brother on top of a huge freaking sky-scraper in the middle of a
city. Gave him a look.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Waited for the explanation.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Goten was stripping off his T-shirt (it
said: Please Take Me Now.) He looked at
his twin. “Want to help me get a little
revenge?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “On
who and for what?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “On
Mr. I think I’m so great Kane for snooping around my lab like he owns me.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Dropped the shirt back into his capsule
system, closed it, flipped the numbers.
>

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Isn’t
he one of Bulma’s customers?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “She
said that she wouldn’t miss him.
Besides, I think it’s about time he get the full picture of just what
he’s snooping around for.” Pulled a red
T-shirt out of the capsule system pulled it on.yes\"> This one said: “WWW. UnderageAss. Com” in huge letters across the
top, then in smaller letters read: “We deliver.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “What
do you have planned?” He asked. Pulled
off his own plain shirt, because Goten was tossing him another shirt—which
meant he could deliver this one to Gina since he ripped her pajamas and
promised to get her one of his brother’s shirts.yes\"> Why she wanted it was beyond him, but if she wanted it she was
going to get one that smelled like him not his little dirty-minded brother.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> His shirt said: Hot Ride.<:p>

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “He’s
in a business meeting,” Goten said. A
huge grin across his face. Dropped the
silver case back in his pocket. “Lots
and lots of influential people there.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Vegeta
crossed his arms over his chest, sighed heavily.yes\"> “All right.” Let Goten
wrap his hand around his arm, let himself be pulled out of reality and
redeposited down in the building before a set of doors.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> “You’re so getting your ass kicfor for
this,” Vegeta promised.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “You
say that now,” Goten gave him a grin.
Kicked the doors open—such a dramatist.
Went from grinning to a teary-eyed idiot in just seconds.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Ran into the room, Vegeta followed him.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Stepped inside, let his little brother jump
onto the table that a couple dozen boring looking humans were sitting at.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Watched that stupid fucker’s face go pale as
a ghost as Goten walked across the table.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Sobbing.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “You
left me!” was what he said, “You promised that you would come back, and you
left me all alone!”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Vegeta
sighed, stepped up onto the table.
Stood next to his brother, let Goten sob into his chest and patted his
back. Looked directly at Kane:style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> “Asshole!
You know how fragile he is! And
you promised you’d be there for his sixteenth birthday!”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
was laughing—not that the humans noticed because when he pulled back he started
crying again. “He used me!” he yelled
at Vegeta. “He just wanted me because I
was a virgin!”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Oh,
the gasps.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>~~~***

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “What
have they done now?” Vegeta asked. He
had been meditating, and that was interrupted by his mate storming into the
training room, seething (yes, Kakarot could get very annoyed.)style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> There was that look on his face that said
without a single word that the twins were doing something they probably ought
not have done. So he climbed to his
feet, followed his mate. Felt an arm
around him, felt reality displace itself and he was standing outside a pair of
doors.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> There
was a great deal of yelling and sobbing coming from inside the room.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> He sighed.
Kakarot pushed the doors open, cleared his throat.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Two
twins turned, one of them scowling the other one had tears running down his
impish little face. Grinning—the
bastard. There were people everywhere,
screaming their heads off (one lady had fainted and was left on the floor.)style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> All the yelling seemed to be directed at the
man at the head of the room that looked as pale as sheet.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> All
he could stammer was “But… But…
But…” and “There’s two of them…style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> I didn’t know there were

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>two…”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “JUST
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE ARE DOING?!”
That was Kakarot. The whole room
went dead silent.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
slid away from his brother, ran down the table, jumped off it and landed on his
father. Shouted: “Daddy!”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> and then started to cry (actually he was
laughing but it sort of sounded like sobbing.)

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> The
other twin crossed his arms over his chest, turned to look at the white as a
sheet guy and said: “Disgusting pervert
bastard!” Moved towards his
parents. “I hope you burn in hell.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Stepped off the table.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Rolled his eyes.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
looked at his father, gave him a grin.
“We should leave before you two make with the screaming.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> The
damage was done (whatever that damage was.)
So Vegeta grabbed his son (the one with his name) by the hair and
dragged him out of the room as Kakarot grabbed Goten’s tail, lifted him off of
him by the furry appendage and turned away from the gaping humans.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> They
closed the doors before they disappeared and reappeared outside in a fairly
large crater, Vegeta dropped his son, Kakarot did the same, and the two twins
stayed still for a few moments, looked at one another and immediately pointed
their fingers at each other.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “It
was him.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Shut
up,” Kakarot said.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Yes
sir.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Ah,
these moments of fatherly discipline were beautiful things.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> He crossed his arms over his chest and
waited for the yelling to start once more.
Took great satisfaction that he had rubbed off onto his mate.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “What
the hell did you just do?” he demanded, “Bulma said it was on the NEWS!”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Wow,
that was fast,” Goten said, “I didn’t think it would be on until 5.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “I
ASKED YOU A QUESTION!”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> They
let their heads hang. (This was their
thing. They reacted this way every time
they got caught doing something they knew they shouldn’t have.)style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Goten was the one to speak first again:style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> “We sort of disrupted a business meeting.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Why?”
Kakarot demanded.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “So
the creepy Kane bastard would leave me alone.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> There
was a sigh. And Kakarot was shaking his
head. Revenge never did come to him
naturally. But it certainly did come to
his children naturally. Vegeta had
always been secretly proud of this.
Just as long as the twins didn’t kill anyone on purpose he was fine with
their methods of getting even.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “He
was a fucking pervert,” Vegeta (their son) said.yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “That
doesn’t matter,” Kakarot said, “Both of you said that Goten was the one that
started the sex. So why the hell is he
the one to blame?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Because
he’s thirty two,” Goten said.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Thirty-huh?”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Kakarot turned to look at Vegeta (his mate)
and gave a loa look. Then sighed.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> “Fine.
Go clean the lookout.” Pointed
in the general direction. “All of it.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> The
twins whined. Mumbled something about
Nazi bastards and inappropriate punishments and it was the perverts fault.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> But they disappeared as commanded
nonetheless.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Thirty
two!” rot rot said, “Our son is SIXTEEN!
No thirty-two year old asshole should even be LOOKING at him!”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “What
happened to the ‘sex is just sex’ philosophy?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “It
doesn’t apply to thirty year old perverts.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Vegeta
just sighed. Shook his head.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Secretly thought the twins were perfectly
justified in destroying that man’s future career (because after that display
what self-respecting person was going to come within fifteen feet of the
pervert.) Was actually rather proud
that they had done it. Except they probably
could have gotten revenge without having to cry like idiots.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> But that was Goten.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> The child that was born saying “Fuck
you.” Vegeta (his son) would have
beaten the jerk up.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “They’re
old enough to decide who they want to sleep with,” Vegeta said.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Kakarot
gave him a glare. “Not if the ‘who’ is
over thirty.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> He
just snorted. Shook his head.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Let his mate think what he would.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> However foolishly, turned his back to his
mate. Felt arms go around him, hands
press to his stomach (which was still pretty flat considering he was over a
month along.) Kakarot nuzzled the mark
on his shoulder through his shirt and said:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “They’re
going to be busy for a while…”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> No
wonder their son turned out the way he did.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “I
was meditating,” he said. Felt his mate
press all against his back, and could smell how aroused he was.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Loved that he didn’t have to do anythbut but
be there for Kakarot to want him.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “You
can keep meditating,” Kakarot whispered—amusedly—“You won’t even notice me.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Right.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Like he wouldn’t notice the baka ravishing
him. Because his mate was always so
covert.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> S set set it all up for another lovely lemon.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Goten: I
loved this chapter. It made laugh and
cry.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Lil’Geta:
Here’s your sponge asshole.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Goten:
methinks you are a bit annoyed, ‘Geta.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Gk: *picks
Vegeta up, throws him over his shoulder and heads towards the nearest available
surface.*

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Goten: Gee,
I wonder what they’re going to go do.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Getarian:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> I
think Lil’Geta is the one most gratefully for finally getting to have sex.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Hehe, You’re right I could promise everyone
loads and loads of V/G lemons and they could all be het.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> *chuckles evilly *yes\"> Mwhahahaa! I will do that
now.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> (Actually
I won’t, because I’m not that fond of writing het.yes\"> I don’t like to write girls.)

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Jaygoose:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Het
lemon? Have you written it?style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Hmmm?
*must go check story. * I really
like your story, you need to update it more!
Go! NOW!

n stn style=\'font-size:10.0pt;
mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Mechanical Butterfly:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Yeah.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> I get all frustrated when Goku doesn’t pick
Vegeta up and toss him on the nearest available surface too.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Sigh.
I think the shows ratings would just get better if they let me write for
them.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>