24.0pt\'>Mental Therapy

18.0pt\'>Card

13.5pt\'>Sequel to Hormone Therapy

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> First:style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> A) As this is a sequel it is entirely
necessary for you to read the story before it: Hormone Therapy.  It is not
necessary to read Cross-eyed, but it would be nice if you did.

12.0pt\'>B)  (Just in case I don’t make it obvious) Takes place 16 years
post Hormone Therapy & 1 year (probably about nine months) prior to the
Twin’s filching the Time Machine.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Second:  I don’t
own DBZ.  I own Vegeta’s uterus, his twin sons: Lil’Geta &
Goten. 

margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.5in;line-height:150%\'>style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Third: 
Smut.  Humor.  Slash.  Crude language.

~~~~~~~~~~~***

“How
do you know that nobody is going to catch us?” Gina asked.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> This was the very first time she had seen
where her boyfriend lived. (Well, he
was much more than her boyfriend, considering she was eternally bound to
him.) He held her hand and showed her
around the yard, pointed out all the pits where he and his brother had tossed
each other through the ground. “I thought
all of you had super-sensitive noses and hearing and stuff.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Vegeta
snorted. “We do.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> But Goten is that way” he pointed to his
left, “Looking for something that he refuses to tell me about, and Mom and Dad
are that” pointed to his right, “Either fighting or fucking.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> He stopped, pointed at a short fence that
boxed in a whole hoard of yipping little lab puppies.yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Oh!style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> They’re so cute.”yes\"> She dropped down to her knees and picked up one of the little
ones (there were like twenty of them.) It licked her nose and yipped, wagged
its tail happily and all of the puppies siblings were whimpering.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Vegeta
picked up a couple of them (with a much put-upon sigh) and petted them to keep
the whimpering down to a minimum. “Its
Goten’s fault. Now we have to keep the
whole house clean for six months.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Poor
baby.” She said. (Didn’t really
care.) Picked up another puppy and
rubbed its little back. “Cleaning the
whole big bad house.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Whatever.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> He exchanged the puppies in his hands for
another set. “You don’t live with the
deranged ones that I do.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Once
the last of them had been petted she stood up and looked at him.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Gave him a measuring glare and then shook
her head. “I thought that you and Goten
were born at four months.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> He
looked confused as to how this had become a part of the conversation.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Which was normal because she often just
brought up things out of the blue. “We
were.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Well,”
she pointed at the puppies, “They have got to be at least two months old.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> And that means that your mother has been
pregnant for four months now, at least.
Why don’t you have a squalling baby brother?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> A
snort. “I do have a squalling baby
brother. His name is Goten.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Very
funny. Now answer the question.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> She put her hands on her hips, tried to look
intimidating, but trying to intimidate Vegeta was like trying to make a
stonewall giggle. Not going to happen
anytime soon. He just picked her up,
slung her over his shoulder and said:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “I
do not know the answer to that question.”
Carried her away from the puppies, and she sighed.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> “For that matter, Mom isn’t even really
showing that much.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Well,
does Goten have any theories?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Probably.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Obstinate
Saiyan bastards. She wiggled around
until she was sitting up straight in his arms and looked at him.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> “I will not have sex with you again until
you can tell me why your mother is not giving birth.”yes\"> And she was dropped dow the the ground and he was giving her that
‘NOT FAIR’ look that he always did when she took away his nookie.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Serves him right.yes\"> He had a brother he could be an obstinate asshole toward.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> She was his mate.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Hey,”
he said as she turned her back and walked away, “What if he doesn’t know?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Then
I guess you’ll have to find a way to make him figure it out.”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Took great amusement in the fact that he was
whimpering like a puppy. He was
stronger, but she was the one that held the real power here.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>~~~***

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>It struck him as odd in a
way that was completely dimmed do to the fact that his mate was pushing him up
against a mountain and devouring his mouth.
Felt Kakarot’s large hands sliding against his hips, thumbs rubbing back
and forth over the little tiny rounding waist.
Because when he was four months pregnant with the twins he was as big as
a barrel and birthing the annoying ones.
Of course, it was
hard to hang onto that thought as he was divested of pants.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Growled as he untied the idiot’s pants, and
reached inside of them to free the erection his mate had been grinding into him
since the sparrhad had changed over to this.
Felt the tongue licking his teeth and the pleased little murmur.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Wondered how it was that the two of them
didn’t pass out from oxygen deprivation.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Hands opened his thighs, a
thumb pressed into him, and he jerked his head back, knocked his skull into the
stone and as he saw stars from that movement of brilliance, he heard his mate
chuckle and felt him push into him.
Blinked his eyes until he could see Kakarot grinning at him, sucking on
his thumb.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Would have threatened
Kakarot with something, but that thought was stolen away when he felt the
movement in him. Felt his skin get all
hot with a flush, watched his mate drop his head down to his neck—wondered how
the hell those marks ever healed if they just kept getting remade.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> But teeth didn’t break the skin.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Kakarot licked him, sucked on the mark,
dropped both his hands back down to Vegeta’s ass, held him where he wanted him
as he pushed into him.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>And he panted.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Slid his erection against the slick stomach
pressed to him. Wanted them to be
moving faster, wanted to be moving harder, wanted to feel all of his mate’s
power. Whimpered and moaned and let his
power level rise. That, instinctively,
triggered Kakarot’s own power, and he got harder, moved faster, and Vegeta
grinned.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Felt the skin on his back
get torn from the little sharp edges of the stone behind him, dragged his
fingernails down Kakarot’s back to share that little annoyance.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Fingers wove in his hair on the back of his
head, and he let his head fall back, felt the hand in his hair hit the stone
and thought dizzily that he was pleased it wasn’t his skull hitting that rock
this time.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>“Mine,” he heard, like
brain-washing. Because he was
Kakarot’s. Had been since the very
first time. Would be until the end of
time.

style=\'font-size:10.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>“Kakarot,” was what he said
in return. Felt the excited shudder
pass all through the body before him, tightened himself as his mate pushed in a
last time, kissed him. Held onto him as
his vision went white and spotty and he made a senseless sound that rose to the
sky and informed everyone that his mate was pet.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>~~~~***

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Well
the past two and a half months had been all shades of absolutely fun.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> He had to come up with a machine that would
feed twenty yippy pleady, annoying little puppies.yes\"> Because their mother, Fluffers just did not have the milk to
nurse them and he was not about to sit there and hand feed twenty puppies every
two hours for the rest of his life.
Thankfully the machine had been absolutely easy to build.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> A few hours of work and he was free of that
nonsense.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> However,
after their mother saw just how many puppies they now had, there had been a
lecture about how the twins were irresponsible and didn’t think of the
consequences and blah the blahbitty blah.
That lecture ended in six months of clean-house duty.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> (At one point his parents had fought them
every time they did something incredibly stupid, but after he and ‘Geta because
Super Saiyans, they stopped doing that and settled on maid duty for
misbehaving.)

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> He
had finished the Time Machine in between the insane amounts of time that he had
to spend vacuuming and dusting and washing dishes.yes\"> Vegeta had that scowl about him that meant that he know Goten was
doing something but he wasn’tirelirely sure what that something was yet.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Which was fine because as long as his
brother kept on wondering and not fighting Goten didn’t care.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> In
fact, he was trying to figure out the damn logarithm that would allow them to
manipulate time and still be able to make it directly back to their own
universe. (Even the slightest screwing
up of this problem would propel them straight into an alternate world and that
would suck.) It was slow as a sleeping
snail. He just kept getting stuck.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Fucking
math.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> He
needed to get laid. It had been
months. Since he had publicly destroyed
Kane. But, even as much as he wanted
to just fuck his unhappy little brains out, it wasn’t worth the amount of work
it would take. Not the seduction part,
but the actual sex. Because quite
honestly, it was getting to the point where masturbation was better than sex,
and that was just a travesty.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Goten!”
that was his dear brother now. “Why is
mom still pregnant?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Why
did everyone always come to him with their stupid little problems like he was
going to automatically have the answer?
He was not a fucking eight ball.
“I don’t know, why is he?”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Vegeta
gave him a disbelieving stare.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> He
returned that stare, flipped the stupid notebook closed.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Stood up.
Wanted a fight.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “What
crawled up your ass?” Vegeta asked.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Nothing,”
Goten replied, “That’s the problem.”
Wondered if he should goad his brother into a fight or just punch
him. Judged by the look on his
brother’s face that either way would end with a good battle, and settled for
the direct approach. Grinned when his
knuckles hit ‘Geta’s cheekbone. Laughed
when he was kicked in the side.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “OUT!style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> RIGHT NOW!” Bulma yelled.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Of
course. They IT-ed to their usual
fighting place, didn’t pause in the punching and kicking, and Goten pulled his
hands back, gathered up energy and shouted: “KAMEHAMEHA!”style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Sent it directly at Vegeta.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Watched
him put his hands out and shout: “Gallick Gun!”yes\"> And send the great big ball of energy right back at him.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Goten considered this for a moment, turned
to the side, crouched a little bit and let it hit him (because if it hit the
ground, he had a feeling that having to clean the house would be the least of
their worries.)And right as it broke
over him, he felt something go completely black all around him, cursed without
making a sound, and found that he was in fact, dead.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Ain’t
life a bitch like that?

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> He
kept his spectral ass right there with his body as it dropped straight down to
the ground. Watched Vegeta stare.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Then move, as fast as he had ever seen his
brother move. Grab his body before he
could hit the ground. Felt sorry for
the bastard, because his brother had only one mortal fear: Death.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> >

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
touched the scar on his spectral arm, and watched Vegeta press his fingers to
the scar on his physical arm. Felt the
rip of pain as he was shoved right back into his bodpan pan
style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Coughed up blood and cursed.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Felt the punch land on his face and heard
his brother cursing at him.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Stupid
fuck-up!”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Goten
just grinned, sat up. “Because we’re
twins,” he said.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> And
his brother just stared, blinked, apparently had a problem remembering things
because hadn’t theyn tan talking about why their mother was still pregnant?

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> “Mom’s
only carrying one baby now. It’ll
probably take twice as long to be born.”
Stood up, wiped the blood off his mouth, dusted his pants off.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> Felt like he could handle that logarithm
now. Left his brother with just a pat
on the back and a “thanks ‘Geta.”

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Sorry
about the jumping right along the plot line.
Trying to get up to the point where Vegeta gives birth and the twins
filch the Time Machine. (Mostly because
I want to write what happens after they get back.yes\"> Yeah Trunks! I have plans
for his nice ass.)

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Goten:
Ooooooo! Trunks is going to show
up?!

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Lil’Geta:
Oh. God.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Trunks: And
both of you will have to tell your parents that you’re mated.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Goten: They
already know about you. ‘Geta has to
fess up about his romantic attachment.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Lil’Geta:
Why do you say that like I’m going to get in trouble?

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Goten:
Because you’re mated to a girl and girls can get pregnant.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Jaygoose:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> The
twins strike me as those sort of folk that are good to have as friends and
terrifying to have as enemies.

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Mechanical Butterfly:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> There
are people that don’t like yaoi?
WHERE?! *looks around quickly. *

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Yes,
poor Bulma. She doesn’t really have a
choice when it comes to Goten working for her.
He would work there whether she told him to or not.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> And bad thirty-two year old pervert snooping
around Goten’s stuff. He deserved
it! *nods. *

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'>Getarian:

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> I
would definitely watch DBZHT! I would
love to see the twins and their parents.
Nobody would even have to invade earth.
Because the twins provide all the plot twists needed.style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> 

mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt\'> Glad
you liked the chapter, and sorry foe noe not so-great responses to the
reviews. I’m trying to type this up on
two hours of sleep. *insane *style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> because I didn’t get to sleep in the past
thirty-six hours. GAH!style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> I still have to go write ‘The Meaning of
Pride’ chapter. *goodness. *