Family Therapy
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Family Therapy
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Sequel to Group Therapy
Which
was the sequel to Mental Therapy, Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.
DISCLAIMERS and CAUTIONS:
it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn’t enough.
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little annoying children.
I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it’s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
universe has gotten huge, hasn’t it?)
Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) have passed. So
there will be ‘lust-crazed’ sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex.
Goten. (he’s a warning all his
own.)
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter like Hormone
Therapy.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****
Goku
watched Aya fiddle with the stupid metal box forever. It felt like forever.
Felt the battle as it waged somewhere and with every passing second he
thought of how he was going to smack his child upside his head so hard his twin
was going to feel it. But he handled
that annoyance well, he felt, didn’t kill anyone, didn’t snap at anyone, didn’t
even tell his son that he needed to stop sniffing around Presta because he
already had a wife.
Whatever.
like that and nothing short of knocking himself unconscious could have kept him
from claiming what was readily available.
Besides, Presta didn’t seem to be adverse to this idea.
rhythm only she understood and every so many seconds she looked back over at
Gohan. The problem was, naturally, that
she was only fifteen. Hardly ready to
be getting pregnant and having kids.
But she wasn’t his kid. She was
Goten’s and he wasn’t about to step in.
Then
Aya suddenly screeched out something and wagged her ringed tail wildly, pressed
a few buttons in the right order (apparently) and the stupid metal box opened
up like a flower, revealing that inside of it there was a note that was written
in Saiyan (that she handed to her sister) and two metal rings.
“Give
me the rings,” Presta said. Grabbed
them out of Aya’s hands and somehow opened them up, put them on the bars, about
three feet apart. “Alright, Grandpa,”
she said, “I’m going to blow this thing open here and you’re going to IT out
and kick my dad’s behind.” Then she
concentrated raised both her hands up to the bar between the two rings and
screamed as she let loose enough ki to kill someone. But the bar blew away, and there was a gap in the perfect
construction, apparently large enough that he could IT through it.
looked at him. “Go on.
big enough to let anyone else out.”
“Stay,”
Goku said to Vegeta. Glared at
him. Really glared at him and the child
that was growing inside of him. Meant
this with every fiber of his being.
“Don’t leave the children.” Then
he turned, raised two fingers to his forehead and concentrated on getting out
of this damn box before Vegeta could object—not that his mate could object at
all. Goku felt Vegeta’s ability to go
against what he was told get flimsy and weak and he pressed his advantage in
this case and made sure his mate and that child growing in him stayed away from
the battle.
~~~***
Wow,
his dad did not look happy. Goten
didn’t even pretend to be coy with this one.
Grinned because its what he did all the time and sighed.
“Still
in that damn cage,” Dad replied.
“Good,”
he moved closer to Trunks and looked at the watch. Fourteen minutes, then looked at his dad.
kids. I don’t want Aya out here
anywhere near the fight.” He paused,
remembered the numbers that he had written down and the original letter he had
gotten from the future. Sighed.
Wondered if it would fuck up the future too badly if he dropped thg
ng
news here, and thought that no, it probably wouldn’t. The future was going to happen either way.
“What’s
going on. I want to know all of it,”
dad said.
“When
we used the time machine we went through several dimensions and along the
course of the four years we were gone we gathered up ‘debris’ so that when we
passed through a dimension parts of the shit we did followed up.
want to fuck with Trunks’ dimension too much or we’d get stuck in it?
so that there’s a hole and all those things we screwed with are coming
back.” That was Vegeta.
“Who’s
coming back?” Dad demanded. Looked less
and less thrilled by the second.
“Cell’s
next, then Buu, then Freiza and king cold and last the androids,” Trunks
supplied.
“And
you expect to defeat all that?” there was the tone of disbelief in their
father’s eyes. “By yourselves?”
“Yep,”
he replied. Felt that click in his head
that meant him and Vegeta were using that one ‘soul and life force’ jimmy again
and he curled his hands into fists as power flared around him so brightly,
quickly and strongly that the world shook around him. Felt his hair grow out so long it tickled his calves and then his
shirt ripped (shame, he liked that shirt) and his forehead got thick (stupid
brow) fur sprouted out his skin and his hands had claws on them.
with a snide grin.
“See?”
he said, heard Vegeta say it at exactly the same time.
power level he had found. They had one
common voice between them, so that whatever he said, Vegeta said.
knew what your counterpart was going to do.
Then he let the power drain back down and shook his head as his hair
went back to being black. “We can
handle them.”
~~~***
“Aya,”
Presta said for the final time, “You are not leaving this cage.
And her
dear little raccoon of a sister glared hard at her and then spat—rather
vengefully and rather just like their parent—“You’re leaving!
little adorable mouth, but Presta gave her a sad shake of her head nonetheless.
Gina
opened her mouth to say “Aya” admonishingly (because Gina didn’t think it was
appropriate for six-year-olds to curse) but she shut it just as fast when
Presta beat her to responding.
“I
could always do it right here in front of you if you’d like,” Presta said.
a belt and pulled it out of the pant loops.
“Its
not fair!” Aya shouted, “I want to see my Dad and my Mom and all you want to do
is run off with Gohan so you can fuck,” that word just didn’t sound right, and
apparently the Prince felt this the same because he was chuckling every time
she said it. Bardock was covering his
mouth with his hand and Masuyo shook his head sadly but didn’t look surprised.
glassy bright eyes, and poor Pan looked like her heart had stopped.
“Nope,”
Presta returned. Grabbed her little
sister by the tail, held her still as she tried to get to the exit, and twisted
her small little arms behind her back.
Wrapped the tie around her arms and tightened it until it would not come
free from wiggling. Tied it off and
patted her sister on the head. Picked
her up and carried her over to the Prince.
“Stay. Dad will come get you
when its okay to leave.”
Aya Not “Have Presta “This “Yeah, All “Alright,” “Oh…ew,” “Uh… “Gross,” “That “Not “You ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** Goku: ANOTHER Vegeta: *sigh * Goku: This Trunks: Bye. Vegeta: Goku: HOW. Presta: I’m Vegeta: I knew she *sobs brokenly for a long, long, long time *
growled er.
that she cared. She went over to the
hole she had made in the cage and hovered up (rather awkwardly) so that she
could get out, wiggled and felt the bars scrape along her skin.
kids heads with all the distracted reassurance he could provide at this point
and followed her. Once outside, she
picked the broken pieces of the cage up, fitted them back in place and welded
them so the cage was one big unbroken shield again. The rings she had given to the Prince considering he couldn’t
leave until Goku showed up and said he could.
fun you smelly bitch,” Aya hissed.
just shook her head and looked at Gohan, saw him nod, and then the two of them
headed toward where her father was.
Felt the highest energy levels they could have imagined ever, and moved
faster. Appeared there to see nothing
ctacctacular. Whatever had been that
energy was gone and it was just her father standing there with the rest of the
family. Being boring.
isn’t where I thought you would come,” her dad said.
well, where am I supposed to go?”
the parents looked at one another as if this was the stupidest question they
had ever heard, and when she turned around to look at Gohan, he was giving her
a look as if to say ‘Puh-leeze.”
she snapped, “Smelly or not…I am not just going to head off into the forest and
spread my thighs until someone tells me just what the hell is going on.”
Vegeta (her uncle) said, “That’s just an image I don’t need.”
ears. Trunks sighed.
dad did look a bit like he had swallowed a sour grape he managed not to say
anything about her talking frankly about her sex life.
bad people. They’re all going to show
up here, and we’re going to kill them.
So feel free to…” a smirk broke out on his face and he failed completely
to remain serious. As usual.
places…” choking on the laughter now,
“You don’t want…” he was slightly purple, “splinters.”
Vegeta said.
was just crude,” Trunks said.
even going to think about that one,” Goku said, “I’m going back to the cage
now.” And he disappeared.
get lost too,” Trunks said. Looked at
his watch. And she turned to go, felt
Gohan following her and rolled her eyes as her father’s laughter followed
her. Idiot. Why did her father have to be the idiot?
LEMONLESS CHAPTER!!! *points directly
at the warnings whilst jumping up and down and screaming *
contract is null and void. I’m leaving.
Kakarot. Sit down and shut
up. We’ll get our lemons soon enough.
not. *grins * *tosses lemon up and down in the air *
stole it for a reason.