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Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
12
Views:
2,125
Reviews:
3
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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Please be Brief
Archive? You'd better.
Pairing: Ancient
A/U - No fool like an old fool...
Please be BRIEF
Several party people gathered at the birthday party for Dr. Briefs. The friends rented a private hotel room, and each of them wore their own costume. Dr. Gero had on his favorite bunny suit with open flaps. Kami wore his candy underwear and lace bra. Master Roshi sported his red vinyl dungeon gear with spikes and bitch boots.
The longtime acquaintances and sometimes rivals always did things differently, and the party was no exception. A giant cake was rolled into the room by a bellhop. A bellhop who ran like hell without even bothering for a tip.
Roshi wiggled over to the cake and sang an off key song before making an announcement.
"Now all you old freaks in here...raise your hands...PARTY IN DA HOUSE!!"
"PARTY IN DA HOUUUUSEEE!!" they all chanted.
Roshi slapped his ass and pimped back and forth on his heels. "I'm just too sexy for my looks..."
Kami looked him over. "I must say that red plastic looks good with your white chest hairs!"
"Ooh, OOH!! Let me braid your beard and dye it orange, fuzzywuzzy" Gero waved his wrists limply.
Roshi posed against the cake, kicking up a leg. "You don't think it would be too outrageous, snooky?"
"Of course not, pumpkin. Orange is the rage this year!"
Kami licked his cracked lips. "Let's get to the cake! I'm hungry enough to eat wrinkles!"
Roshi leaned against the cake and threw his head back. "Who's in there? Come out, come out, wherever you are!!"
A sudden explosion of cake and icing revealed...Dr. Briefs!
"TA DAA!! Oh, you sweeties...it is to die for...I'm a stranger in paradise...take me away on wind and song...heaven is just a phone call away!"
The good doctor struck an elegant pose in his gold lame mini skirt and derby with matching glamour gloves.
Gero clapped in appreciation. "Oh, delicious! Now we get to the good part..." he jumped up and down, his bunny flap falling down again.
Briefs stood in the center of the room while old tired tongues licked cake from his withered body. The sensations made him so happy he hummed.
Kami nibbled cake from the doctor's bare feet. "I suppose I'll lose my shape now. Cake is just LOADED with calories!"
Roshi suckled icing from Brief's crotch. "Don't worry about it, my crinkled pea...we'll find some way to work it off!"
Gero got a sampler dessert from the crack of Brief's ass. A marashino cherry rolled down the bony back.
The old pervert crooned at his treat. "Hee, HEE!! I got the cherry, I GOT THE CHERRY..."
"NO FAIR" Roshi complained, his beard clogged with 'icing.'
Kami staggered to his feet. "And now for the main event. Let's DO IT!!"
****
Old bodies formed a conga line and boned each other as they circled the room. Roshi was porked by Kami who got it from Gero who was poked by Briefs. The geezers ran in circles, faster and faster, until they yelled out...
"Ain't nothin' but an A -TRAAIIIINNNN!!!!" and collapsed on the floor in satisfaction.
The bony bodies lay in a heap.
Roshi groaned. "Party over here..."
Gero gasped. "Party over there..."
Briefs panted. "Party hardy..."
Kami wheezed. "With a tired old body..."
Roshi sat up and held a soft cock that flopped over.
"This year's it for me, boys. I barely got a squeeze out this time!"
THE END
Pairing: Ancient
A/U - No fool like an old fool...
Please be BRIEF
Several party people gathered at the birthday party for Dr. Briefs. The friends rented a private hotel room, and each of them wore their own costume. Dr. Gero had on his favorite bunny suit with open flaps. Kami wore his candy underwear and lace bra. Master Roshi sported his red vinyl dungeon gear with spikes and bitch boots.
The longtime acquaintances and sometimes rivals always did things differently, and the party was no exception. A giant cake was rolled into the room by a bellhop. A bellhop who ran like hell without even bothering for a tip.
Roshi wiggled over to the cake and sang an off key song before making an announcement.
"Now all you old freaks in here...raise your hands...PARTY IN DA HOUSE!!"
"PARTY IN DA HOUUUUSEEE!!" they all chanted.
Roshi slapped his ass and pimped back and forth on his heels. "I'm just too sexy for my looks..."
Kami looked him over. "I must say that red plastic looks good with your white chest hairs!"
"Ooh, OOH!! Let me braid your beard and dye it orange, fuzzywuzzy" Gero waved his wrists limply.
Roshi posed against the cake, kicking up a leg. "You don't think it would be too outrageous, snooky?"
"Of course not, pumpkin. Orange is the rage this year!"
Kami licked his cracked lips. "Let's get to the cake! I'm hungry enough to eat wrinkles!"
Roshi leaned against the cake and threw his head back. "Who's in there? Come out, come out, wherever you are!!"
A sudden explosion of cake and icing revealed...Dr. Briefs!
"TA DAA!! Oh, you sweeties...it is to die for...I'm a stranger in paradise...take me away on wind and song...heaven is just a phone call away!"
The good doctor struck an elegant pose in his gold lame mini skirt and derby with matching glamour gloves.
Gero clapped in appreciation. "Oh, delicious! Now we get to the good part..." he jumped up and down, his bunny flap falling down again.
Briefs stood in the center of the room while old tired tongues licked cake from his withered body. The sensations made him so happy he hummed.
Kami nibbled cake from the doctor's bare feet. "I suppose I'll lose my shape now. Cake is just LOADED with calories!"
Roshi suckled icing from Brief's crotch. "Don't worry about it, my crinkled pea...we'll find some way to work it off!"
Gero got a sampler dessert from the crack of Brief's ass. A marashino cherry rolled down the bony back.
The old pervert crooned at his treat. "Hee, HEE!! I got the cherry, I GOT THE CHERRY..."
"NO FAIR" Roshi complained, his beard clogged with 'icing.'
Kami staggered to his feet. "And now for the main event. Let's DO IT!!"
****
Old bodies formed a conga line and boned each other as they circled the room. Roshi was porked by Kami who got it from Gero who was poked by Briefs. The geezers ran in circles, faster and faster, until they yelled out...
"Ain't nothin' but an A -TRAAIIIINNNN!!!!" and collapsed on the floor in satisfaction.
The bony bodies lay in a heap.
Roshi groaned. "Party over here..."
Gero gasped. "Party over there..."
Briefs panted. "Party hardy..."
Kami wheezed. "With a tired old body..."
Roshi sat up and held a soft cock that flopped over.
"This year's it for me, boys. I barely got a squeeze out this time!"
THE END