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Bald to the Bone
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Pairing Nappa/Krillen/Chaotzou
A/U -Squick war.
Bald to the Bone
Nappa was forced to take a bath by order of Prince Vegeta. His stench made even relatively close contact all but impossible. The doctors had gotten on him constantly over the years about his personal hygiene, to no avail. Finally under palace guard he was ordered to clean himself.
The hulking saiyan grumbled, slapping at the water. "What's a little dirt?" he mumbled. "It's never killed anyone!"
A smooth head popped above the surface. "But why be dirty when clean's so much more fun?"
Nappa glared. "Who the heck are you?"
A wink. "I'm Krillen. My friend is here with me, too."
"Your friend?"
"Yeah. Look!" Krillen reached down in the water, pulling up a small doll by the head.
Nappa laughed. "HAH. I'm too old to play with toys!!"
Little Chaotzou grinned. "If you use me right I'll make you REAL happy!"
Nappa gave a sick grin. "Oh...OH, I get it!!"
Krillen raised his hand. "We're a set."
Nappa picked him up by the waist. "Yeah...so I see. Let's get started, sparky!" he strapped Krillen to a loofah scrub pad.
"Don't forget the soap!" Krillen giggled as he was dipped in the water.
"I won't, rube" the huge saiyan scrubbed himself wtih Krillen attached to the pad.
"AAHHH. That feels good" he rolled Krillen over his scalp and ass next.
Chaotzou bobbed in the water. "Don't forget ME!"
Nappa tossed Krillen aside with a splash. "Yeah, I know the drill. C'mere, ya little doll!" he reached for Chaotzou.
Krillen untied himself and swam to Nappa's side. "Wait. You'll need me, big guy. Now roll over!"
Nappa nodded, wheezing. "All right, but hurry up! It's been a long time for me, and I'm gettin' impatient!" the huge saiyan flopped over in the shallow water, splattering everywhere.
Krillen climbed on his back carrying Chaotzou. "You want me to use the low or high setting?"
"Go for it" Nappa ordered. "And I don't need no stinking oil!"
Krillen sat on his ass. "Okay...ready, Chaotzou?"
The doll waved a salute. "Fire in the hole!!"
Nappa howled as Krillen shoved his friend in. Krillen held massive ass cheeks tightly as Chatzou did a dance inside the brute. Nappa grunted and groaned, bouncing as the little doll did his thing.
"OOOHH....AHHH...SHIT....!!!"
He exploded, spewing everywhere. Soon the tub overflowed...
"Chaotzou, get out of there!!" Krillen yelled pulling his friend out with a POP!
The doll licked his lips. "Geez, Krillen. I was having so much FUN!"
Nappa kept on going, pulling himself. "GUHH....UGH....OEEE!!!" the crude behemoth yanked his ugly shaft.
Soon the bathroom flooded. Krillen and Chatzou 'caught the wave' and were washed away. The white flood crashed through the door and careened through the palace, knocking down marble pillars and bringing the house down. Everywhere panicked saiyans ran from the calamity, screaming "KINGDOM COME!!!"
And that is the true story of the demise of Vegetaseii...
THE END
Pairing Nappa/Krillen/Chaotzou
A/U -Squick war.
Bald to the Bone
Nappa was forced to take a bath by order of Prince Vegeta. His stench made even relatively close contact all but impossible. The doctors had gotten on him constantly over the years about his personal hygiene, to no avail. Finally under palace guard he was ordered to clean himself.
The hulking saiyan grumbled, slapping at the water. "What's a little dirt?" he mumbled. "It's never killed anyone!"
A smooth head popped above the surface. "But why be dirty when clean's so much more fun?"
Nappa glared. "Who the heck are you?"
A wink. "I'm Krillen. My friend is here with me, too."
"Your friend?"
"Yeah. Look!" Krillen reached down in the water, pulling up a small doll by the head.
Nappa laughed. "HAH. I'm too old to play with toys!!"
Little Chaotzou grinned. "If you use me right I'll make you REAL happy!"
Nappa gave a sick grin. "Oh...OH, I get it!!"
Krillen raised his hand. "We're a set."
Nappa picked him up by the waist. "Yeah...so I see. Let's get started, sparky!" he strapped Krillen to a loofah scrub pad.
"Don't forget the soap!" Krillen giggled as he was dipped in the water.
"I won't, rube" the huge saiyan scrubbed himself wtih Krillen attached to the pad.
"AAHHH. That feels good" he rolled Krillen over his scalp and ass next.
Chaotzou bobbed in the water. "Don't forget ME!"
Nappa tossed Krillen aside with a splash. "Yeah, I know the drill. C'mere, ya little doll!" he reached for Chaotzou.
Krillen untied himself and swam to Nappa's side. "Wait. You'll need me, big guy. Now roll over!"
Nappa nodded, wheezing. "All right, but hurry up! It's been a long time for me, and I'm gettin' impatient!" the huge saiyan flopped over in the shallow water, splattering everywhere.
Krillen climbed on his back carrying Chaotzou. "You want me to use the low or high setting?"
"Go for it" Nappa ordered. "And I don't need no stinking oil!"
Krillen sat on his ass. "Okay...ready, Chaotzou?"
The doll waved a salute. "Fire in the hole!!"
Nappa howled as Krillen shoved his friend in. Krillen held massive ass cheeks tightly as Chatzou did a dance inside the brute. Nappa grunted and groaned, bouncing as the little doll did his thing.
"OOOHH....AHHH...SHIT....!!!"
He exploded, spewing everywhere. Soon the tub overflowed...
"Chaotzou, get out of there!!" Krillen yelled pulling his friend out with a POP!
The doll licked his lips. "Geez, Krillen. I was having so much FUN!"
Nappa kept on going, pulling himself. "GUHH....UGH....OEEE!!!" the crude behemoth yanked his ugly shaft.
Soon the bathroom flooded. Krillen and Chatzou 'caught the wave' and were washed away. The white flood crashed through the door and careened through the palace, knocking down marble pillars and bringing the house down. Everywhere panicked saiyans ran from the calamity, screaming "KINGDOM COME!!!"
And that is the true story of the demise of Vegetaseii...
THE END