Family Therapy
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Family Therapy
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Sequel to Group Therapy
Which
was the sequel to Mental Therapy, Hormone Therapy & Cross-eyed.
DISCLAIMERS and CAUTIONS:
it, fifty cents and a piece of bubblegum wasn’t enough.
Luckily I own the entire Hormone Therapy world wherein Vegeta has a
uterus, so does Trunks. There is a set
of Twins, Gina and a slew of little anng cng children.
I no longer feel that you MUST read Cross-eyed because it’s gotten a
1000 hits. BUT, if you want EVERYTHING
to make COMPLETE sense than you should read Hormone Therapy, Mental Therapy,
Cross-eyed and A Prince Among Men. (My
universe has gotten huge, hasn’t it?)
Okay, just about seven years and seven months (enough time for Vegeta
to be fertile again) have passed. So
there will be ‘lust-crazed’ sex with the purpose of getting people
pregnant. (Those people, mind you, are
mostly male.) So there is SLASH
(homosexuality) and there is *gasp and shudder * straight sex.
Goten. (he’s a warning all his
own.)
And this is AU. And it’s all
about humor (and the endless lemons.
Goal for this story: get a lemon in every chapter like Hormone
Therapy.)
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He might have if not for the fact that since he woke up that morning it
had been one continuous fight against every great evil ever known to man and
his power level was scraping the bottom of the proverbial barrel.
them smirk, gave him one smirk right back.
He would have let them talk but they would have been just fucking stupid
and annoying and he has so many better things to do like SLEEP.
So he
skipped the charging part and the fighting part. Just IT’ed over to them.
Slapped his hand on the girl’s face and grabbed the black-haired guy by
the throat. Closed his eyes, mumbled a
mental sorry at his brother and shot his power level up straight into
Four. (The amount of pain that caused
seriously dimmed all the other pain he had felt in his life.)
all but dead with exhaustion was a stupid thing to do, and he had acknowledged
it was a stupid thing to do.
But
when it came to defeating androids, the best, quickest and most practical way
was to just do it. The metal on his
hands transferred his ki into electricity and fried every little circuit in
their mechanical bodies. With his power
level as high as it was, they flash-fried in a matter of seconds, jittered and
skittered and blew up against him, back-lashed all that energy right up his
arms and he felt his own flesh curl and burn.
Grimaced, but that burning pain was nothing in comparison to the whole
body throbbing pain that took over him.
It
lasted for one long, dark moment, that all there was in the world was a scream
and the pain. Then there was completely
blackness, and when he opened his eyes again, he was dead.
~~~***
Trunks
dragged Vegeta to Goten’s body. Put his
hand onto the scar on his idiot mate’s arm.
Poked the live twin until Vegeta mumbled something very derogatory about
someone’s ass, and Trunks kicked him.
“LOOK ASSHOLE,” he shouted, “Your BROTHER is DEAD!”
This
woke up Vegeta. He looked at Goten and
cursed, concentrated for a moment, and his mate woke up, coughed up blood and
smoke and then collapsed. Fell back
asleep just as quickly as Vegeta did, but at least he wasn’t dead anymore.
Goten’s mouth, shoved it down his throat and watched him swallow.
leaving them out here in the middle of the rainstorm, but wouldn’t you know it,
Goku showed up then, grabbed each one of his sons and having them hefup iup in
his arms, gave him a smile and disappeared with them.
< Bardock
showed up then, though, and took his hand.
“Mom says I have to bring you home.”
A d>A dirty look and a sigh, and they IT’ed back to the house.
bitch fight.
He
took one look of the havoc in the kitchen, heard the screams of: “How dare you
do that to my father, you home-wrecking hussy!” and “I did? Ha!
interfere, and left the kitchen. Found
Gohan sitting in the living r wel well, lying rather, and he was actually
sleeping despite the commotion in the next room. When he went upstairs, the parents were in his room, the twins
were both in his and Goten’s bed, and with a strange…something…there was their
Mother and father wiping away the dirt and blood and grime.
of the parents had probably ever seen their sons in this state.
But the twins had been like this countless times, he knew.
But
he didn’t interfere, grabbed clean clothes, dropped his sword on the floor and
went to take a shower. Passed Masuyo
and Bardock’s room, found Gina there, with her son curled up on his bed and
they were both sleeping.
~~~***
Vegeta
(mother of the stupidest twins that ever lived) stepped off the last stair onto
the floor of the living room and ended up face-first in a battle of women.
battle because Saiyan women (not so unlike earth ones) resorted to rather dirty
tactics to get what they wanted. Hair
pulling, spitting, scratching and knees in places that knees ought not be put
with such force.
Gohan
was involved though, or sort of involved.
He was standing between his daughter and Presta, hands up, not saying
anything because really there was nothing to say, and the two females were
growling with ferocious intent. So
Vegeta stood there, crossed his arms over his chest and felt a wave of anger
that washed over him. He knew where it
carom rom and he knew as well as everyone else in the house that as soon as
that stupid fucking smirking asshole woke up, Vegeta was going to beat him
black and bloody all over again.
But
Goten was sleeping right now, so he had to find other outlets for his anger.
“SHUT
UP!” he yelled. Loud enough that even
the stupid females turned and looked at him.
“Sit down, shut the fuck up or get out of my house before I rip out your
guts, wrap them around your neck and hang you with them.”
And wouldn’t you know it, Presta was sitting on the floor in a record
time of 1.3 seconds flat. Gohan sat
down on the couch. Pan was the only
idiot that remained standing, and Vegeta felt as if this was some sort of
defiance to what he said. He was not
about to repeat himself. He couldn’t
name one time in all his life as a parent that he had ever repeated himself to
his children. Not even Bardock.
Pan
took a serious look at him as he raised his hand and gathered up energy and her
Chcihi-like eyes went all wide. She
didn’t sit so much as fall, but her ass was on the floor and that was all that
Vegeta really gave a damn about. So he
let the energy stop gather, didn’t smile buoppeopped glaring with such force.
“Stay.”
which is where he had been headed anyway to get something to eat.
>
~~~***
Goku
reappeared in the kitchen. He had been
in his son’s room. But now he stood
just in front of Vegeta as he finished eating a sandwich, and he gave him the
poutiest look you ever did see. Not
because he wanted something (even though he did) but because he didn’t like the
way he was feeling. He felt serious and
heavy and almost sad. Didn’t like the
way it felt and he pouted because of it, and Vegeta rolled his eyes.
“There
is no way you are fucking me again,” was his mate’s response, looked at the
clock on the wall. “It hasn’t even been
an hour.”
“How
about youme tme then?” Goku said. Gave
him a big smile and a wag of his tail.
Would have pouted but the pouting thing really was reserved for when he
wanted Vegeta the other way and not this way and he didn’t what his signals
getting crossed. Besides, Vegeta wasn’t
going to tell him no, because he knew his mate felt the same blanket of
‘serious’ descend on him as it did on Goku.
You just could not wash you children clean of blood like they hand and
pick off pieces of charred skin without feeling some depth of emotion about
it. And he hadn’t ever really stopped
to consider why it was that the oldest twin could attain such absolutely bitchy
moods before. But if little Vegeta
repeated the task they just had enough times, had to pick up the pieces of his
brother’s stupidity as often as they knew he had, there was no wonder he got
such foul tempers.
“Lets
go,” Vegeta said. Took his hand and
they IT’ed up to the bedroom. Slipped
out of the clothes they had put on after their ‘shower.’ And Goku bent and
kissed Vegeta. Put both his hands on
Vegeta’s face, slid his fingers into his hair and kissed him.
and opened his mouth to let his mate in.
Felt the hands on his skin, on his back and his stomach.
backwards to the bed and sank down onto it.
Laid
on the bed on his back and looked at Vegeta, felt that strangeness in his limbs
and really just wanted a non-meaningful thing, just wanted the heat and
insanity of the fuck, so he rolled over, lifted his hips up off the bed and
left his upper body down. “Come on,
‘Geta,” he said. Felt the slippery
fingers against him and wagged his tail, flipped it up away from Vegeta so it
fell down his back and tickled the back of his neck. For just a bit too long, there was nothing really impressive
happening, so he looked over his shoulder and gave Vegeta a glare.
said.
“Well,
I do it so infrequently,” Vegeta replied.
“We
could always switch,” Goku said, grinned, felt the fingers slip out of him, and
then Vegeta thrust into him, all the way and gave him one of his smirks.
“I
don’t think so.”
Goku
buried his face in a pillow until he realized this did not allow him to breath
and then had to unbury his head. It was
hard enough to breath as it was, with Vegeta thrusting into him and rocking his
whole body with the sensation of that lovely place inside of him being stroked
with every movement. That was his
second favorite part of his body. (Gee,
guess which one the first one was.) (If
you can’t guess, you really need help.)
Vegeta knew his favoritest part, because his tail wrapped around it,
stroked him and the Prince made murmuring noises of pleasure and moved deeper
into him. Wrapped his hands around
Goku’s larger hips. (Really, Goku had
been looking recently and his ass was far less attractive than Vegeta’s.
any of his children.)
This
stupid thoughts were knocked right out of him with a very masterful thrust, and
he curled his hands into the pillow under him and wagged his tail.
held it down (much to his and his tail’s disappointment) which left him only
his voice with which to worship Vegeta.
So he moaned his name, and felt each moan bring a deeper thrust until he
couldn’t even breath.
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What
is this? I’m over the word count
again~! *growl *
Goku: Wow!
Vegeta: What do
you mean everywhere?
Goku: Hath thou
not read SE?
Vegeta: I’ve been
a bit preoccupied.
Goten: Ild
ld
like to get laid just as soon as I wake up.
Trunks: ha.
Gina: *grabs some popcorn *
MB: Uh…figment of
your imagination? *steals popcorn*
Jaygoose:
Lol.
nothing more * Yep.
Mechanical Butterfly:
My
hand! My hand!
shook * *recovers *
Another chappie of malicious!
Yay yay!n stn style="mso-spacerun: yes"> *jumps around and
throws confetti everywhere * That’s so
cool. *stops *
Lenora:
Yay.
before June 7th. (That would
really suck.) You might have Trunk and
Goten, but Goten’s asleep right now and he can’t play gin.
You’re all alone with Trunks, whatever will you do now?