school adversary

Part 24

I got home after a blissful two weeks with gorgeous Trowa. After the first two days we'd memorized the routine of each supervising teacher, and we had managed to find numerous holes in which to slip away and commit unspeakable acts of sexual depravity. Oh, life had been good.

I was glad to be home though. I had run out of lube, and after a day going without it, I had a newfound appreciation for it's fantastic slipperiness. I also had a newfound appreciation of all the great things an un-sore ass can do for you. Like sitting. Sitting was highly underrated in my opinion.

At this point in my musings I had reached the front door, and I opened it to be hit with the sensory wall of smells that can only be produced when Duo has been cooking. I sniffed appreciatively and headed
off to my room.

I passed the family room on the way, and noticed Relena lying on the floor while Duo, Wufei and
Heero all curled up on the couch, watching TV. I continued on my way until the oddity of what I had just seen struck me. I stopped in the middle of the hallway, the sight finally sinking in, and my mouth
opened of its own accord. My bag dropped from my lax hand and I slowly turned and walked back to
the family room to take another look. You know, just in case I had gone insane.

I peered into the room and the same sight met my eyes. Wufei was curled up on the couch, his feet
tucked up under him. Heero was lying with his head in Duo's lap, and Duo was lying with his feet in
Wufei's lap. Wufei was absently massaging Duo's feet. Overall, it was a very cozy picture.

Overall, it felt like I had been shifted to the twilight zone. What was going on? Had the world
rearranged itself so completely in two weeks? Why did things automatically wait for me to turn my
back before they happened?

"Hello." I said, waiting in the doorway as four heads turned to look in my direction. "And how has
everyone been?"

"Quatre!" Relena screamed, running towards me and throwing herself into my arms. "Gueth what
happened when you were away!"

"What happened little one?"

"Duo got run over by a car, and I had to thpend a few dayth with Terri becauthe he wath in the
hothpital. But he'th ok now, Wufei, Heero and him are all going to get married, becauthe they love
each other." Relena finished telling me about the events of the last few days, and then ran back to the
television.

"Married huh? And how did this come about?"

"I'd love to tell you, but I'm too busy having a joygasm. Wufei has got the most talented fingers." Was
the reply I got from Duo. I leaned on the doorframe and tried to glare at the braided boy. To my
disgust, he started to chuckle at me. "You are too cute when you glare Quat." He laughed.

"Duo!" I exclaimed, my short patience running out. "What happened?"

Suddenly, Duo's demeanor became serious. "Well, Q, it goes like this."

Half an hour and one explanation later, I was feeling a little worse for going on my trip. While I had
been having some naked fun trying to get Trowa to be more uninhibited, Duo had been going through
the emotional equivalent of hell.

I went to my room and started the tedious unpacking process.

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That night I couldn't help thinking about tomorrow. What was going to happen? I wasn't about to ignore
Heero, not after what had just happened. Would he agree to sit with me though? Would Wufei? Maybe
they wouldn't want to shock the school population too much.

"What's wrong?" Heero asked me as we got ready for bed, that is, the part of our evening ritual where
we undress each other while caressing and kissing any skin we can reach, just before we make it to
my large bed.

"What's going to happen tomorrow? Can we all sit together?" I asked somewhat hesitantly.

"Of course we can all sit together love." Wufei assured me.

"You could not separate me from your delectable self with an entire football team." Heero replied,
running his hands over my body. "Now, shall we go to bed?" I nodded in surrender and was promptly
carried to our soft resting place.

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The next day dawned bright and cheery. Today was the day that I was going to go back to school after
a long two week period of abstinence. All my work was done, my arm was coming along nicely (only 3
more weeks to go before the cast came off!) and I had two sexy bishounen to keep me company.

Life appeared to be good.

It wouldn't stay that way for long it seemed.

Last night I had come to the conclusion that the jock/worm rivalry thing was beyond stupid, and there
was no way that I was going to go along with it any longer. After all, I now had two lovers to consider,
and how would Heero feel if I sat next to Wufei and not him? After going through all I had to go through
to catch him, I didn't want to make him jealous. All day I was looking forward to lunch, the first time I
would get to see both of my lovers at once.

Unfortunately, I was late due to a small occurrence with Ben, in which I had stopped him from beating
the absolute crap out of a small first year who had the misfortune to have glasses, braces and be
carrying a load of books. My telling off of Ben had not gone well. He had called me a worm lover, and I
had smacked him across the head with my cast. Then John had come along just in time to catch the
slimy little toe-rag as he fell in a dazed heap. I had informed them both that I would not tolerate any
mistreatment of anyone, regardless of what they looked like or which study choices they happened to
make.

Then I helped the 'worm' pick up his books and sent him on his way. Poor guy was so bloody scared
and nervous that he all but scurried off.

When I got to the cafeteria the line was so long that I considered skipping lunch altogether, but then
my stomach had growled, alerting me to the fact that I was never full, and so I had waited patiently in
line for my food. Now I stood with my tray, looking about the room, wondering where to sit. I caught
sight of Quatre making his way across the room, and set off after him. If worst came to worse, I could
always sit next to him. Not that I didn't want to sit next to him or anything, I just wanted to sit next to
Heero and Wufei more.

I wan't used to finding people at lunch. I normally got here first, and so I was used to them finding me.
Quatre sat down at a table with Trowa, Wufei and Heero, and I plonked myself down with them. The
cold hardness of the seat was slightly uncomfortable, but I didn't really notice it as I was too busy
staring at the two sexy bishounen across from me. Wufei was on the end, next to Heero who was
next to Trowa who was opposite Quatre who was next to me. This gave me a very good view of both
my gorgeous boyfriends, and I looked at them nervously as I sat down, unsure of their response.

They both smiled at me with love shining clearly in their eyes, and I relaxed enough to grin back. My
grin quickly faded as vicious whispers started floating to my ears.

"...gay...faggot...worm lover...doing for two weeks...coached benched him...his arm...he's gay...jock
seduced him...look...all five...pillow biters...threesome..." The snippets of voices floated towards me on
the stale cafeteria air. Then one statement came to me clearly.

"He's so gay, and it's all the fault of those jocks. Look at them all fawning over each other. Gay
couples are OK, but a threesome is just so totally gross."

I froze as that anonymous voice reached the table, and I could tell the others had heard it to as they
all reacted in the same way. I looked at Heero, knowing that he had been the subject of that
statement, and wanting to see his reaction. Rumors shore spread quickly, and it looked like this one
was no exception. It was just coincidence that these happened to be right, but they could easily be
dismissed with the right actions. If Heero wanted this to remain a secret, I could handle that. I wouldn't
like it, but I could handle it.

Heero looked up to see Wufei and I staring at him. He smirked slightly, then quickly surged forward,
grabbing my shirt and pulling me up out of my chair. My exclamation of surprise was cut off by his firm
mouth as it came down on mine in a very passionate kiss.

All talk stopped.