Saiyan Enlightenment
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Saiyan
Enlightenment
Sequel to The Meaning of
Pride
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Comments:
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that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people started reading
it, not knowing what it was and they’ll keep reading it forever just because
this is the fic that never ends…
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Goku’s quest to get Vegeta sweaty and naked (and trapped under him while he had
his wicked way with him.)
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you should go read MoP.
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sex and fighting for ‘dominance.’ As
well as LEMONS. Homosexuality (two male
Saiyans boinking (having sex), actually four, because Trunks & Goten get
laid too) Dirty language probably.
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change (let us all pray it’ll change) but he held on to his ‘assness’ for forty
chapters in MoP, I don’t see him
parting with it.
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Breakfast
the next morning was nothing special.
Starch. Bread.
Whatever wasthe the house because they weren’t going to hunt.
going to be doing anything that involved violence for a while.
learning to be violent and learning how to be calm.yes\"> The urges were there, Goku knew, and now he understood how deeply
they went. He had seen what he could do
and understood why it was that he had to learn to control that impulse.
Now
came that control.
Peachy.
But
he had slept the night before, slept for a long time, actually, with Vegeta
right there next to him, and found that when he woke up the world wasn’t nearly
as awful as when he had gone to bed.
Hope was not lost, just not…in favor of him.yes\"> But he would work it out somehow.yes\"> Even if all he could was apologize to Gohan.
son didn’t wantbe hbe his son anymore.
At least he would be able to apologize and know that he meant it.
They
went outside. (He wondered if this was because
that was where Vegeta thought it would be best or because Vegeta knew how much
Goku loved to be outside.) Outside to
the open field and the battle scars they had carved into the earth with their
sparring. Outside to the sunny skies
and the lazy clouds and…
Krillin.
“Hey,”
he said, wasn’t sure exactly why it was that Krillin was here, but had the
sudden debilitating fear that it was because Krillin found out about what he
had done the day before and wanted to come and tell him (in person) what a
horrible thing he had become.
“Hey,
Goku,” Krillin said—not chipper but not ‘I hate your guts,’ either.
over to the house a lot. He seems
really upset about something. I tried
to tell you the other day, but you just left and I really think that you ought
to think about patching things up with him.
Him and Videl have been having pro…”
He finally stopped, and noticed the look of amusement on Vegeta’s
face. It wasn’t the sort of ‘ha-ha’
type of amusement, more like the ‘irony will kill us’ sort.
Vegeta
just gave him that stupid smirk.
“Uh…thanks
Krillin,” Goku said, scratched the back of his head and flashed a blinding
smile. “We kinda…already know about that.”
“Go
away, baldy,” Vegeta said, “We’re busy.”
Krillin
gave Vegeta an evil glare, but it was nothing compared to the Prince’s glower,
and he quickly folded away from that challenge, looked at Goku again and
said: “What do you mean you aren’t
know? Have you talked to Gohan?”
“Not…exactly.”
“Then
what?”
There
were more difficult conversations he’d had in his life.
conversation that had come up that was just about as uncomfortable as this
one. Probably something with
Vegeta. Where he was twitchy and uneasy
and felt like his skin was suddenly too small.
Stifled the urge to dance around back and forth like a toddler and
turned back to look at Vegeta for some sort of assistance.
This
stunned Krillin into absolute silence.
A few blinks. “You fought your
own son?”
“He
attacked Goten.”
“Gohan
attacked Goten?”
“No…well…yeah…”
stinging because he had managed to cut open his own skin and draw blood, and it
was only Vegeta’s hand on his that made him stop.yes\"> He heaved a sigh. “Goten and
Trunks were messing around and Gohan thought that Trunks was hurting his
brother so he tried to hit Trunks but he missed and hit Goten and I saw that
and then I attacked him.”
“So
it was a misunderstanding?”
He
nodded. Hopefully this would allow
Krillin to go away now and leave them be because he really wanted to get to
that ‘learn to control your impulses’ part so he could go find his son and
apologize and not have to worry about beating his face into the ground.
“Where
is Gohan now?” Krillin asked.
“With
Goten and Piccolo,” he replied.
“Oh.
taking off in the opposite direction of where Piccolo and the others were.
he was stubborn, sometimes. He would
turn around when he was sure that Vegeta and him wouldn’t see him do it.
Goku
sighed.
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“I
don’t know what it is that dad finds so appealing abthisthis,” Goten said,
crawling to his feet. He hated sleeping
outside. He hated being outside most of
the time. Who wanted to just lay
around, outside, in the open? Birds and
bugs and sunburn were not his favorite things.
He liked air-conditioning, soft beds and his boyfriend.
“Goku
was raised outside,” Piccolo said. He
was already awake (Goten was starting to wonder if the namek ever slept.)
his chest and watching Gohan as he made a fire and set to roasting the food
that he found.
Goten
stumbled over to them and flopped on his butt in front of the fire and looked
at Gohan (who was wearing Piccolo’s ‘extra clothes’ which didn’t fit him
because he was significantly smaller and sof huf hung off his shoulders and
made him look as if he had shrunk a lot in a short amount of time.)
home?”
“No,”
Gohan replied. Looked at him from his
side of the fire and shrugged. “We’ve
been having a lot of problems lately.”
“Why?
“We
were.” A sigh here.
admit something I really rather wouldn’t’ type sigh.yes\"> “She thinks I’m wrong about Da…Goku.yes\"> That I’m being a stubborn prick.”
“You
are,” Goten said, but he said it nicely (he thought.)yes\"> “I mean, no offense, Gohan, but you’ve been to see Mom and Mom’s
okay with it, so what is the big hang up?
Because if its just because you’re upset that Dad turned out to be gay
after all these years…”
“You
know,” his brother said, glaring at him levely (which wasn’t intimidating
thanks to the oversized clothes falling off his shoulders) “I don’t give a damn
if Dad fucks animals. He can have sex
with whoever and whatever he wants anytime.
IT’s not that, Goten.”
Oh.
His brother thought like a woman.
It was a sad realization for him, a very sad one that made him want to
grin. Because no matter what
explanation Gohan came up with for his little tizzy fits, it was going to be
chock-full of woman logic. If he had no
problem with Vegeta and his father having sex there was no reason for him to
have a problem at all. Thusly, whatever
he said would be girly-thinking.
“Gohan,”
Piccolo said, “Neither of you are who you were.yes\"> You’ve said it before that Goku is not the father that he once
was for you, but at the same time, you aren’t that child anymore.
needed as much. You both have grown
up. You to an adult who lives a life
like humans live. With a wife and a
job, and your father is living a life as a Saiyan wouldh hih his chosen mate.”
Gohan
didn’t look like he liked where this little speech was going.
Piccolo, he’s still my father.”
“Uh…exactly?”
Goten said.
“But
he isn’t responsible for your every move and decision anymore, Gohan.
you to know. He taught you how to fight
and how to take care of yourself. Now
it is time for you to prove that you have taken the lessons that your mother and
your father taught you and leaned them.”
“But…”
“There
is no but,” Piccolo said, “Your mother would never have behaved the way you
.
but she respected the bonds of family.
So did your father. If Chichi were
still alive today, Goku would still be her husband.yes\"> But she isn’t, and he isn’t.
Now he is Vegeta’s mate.”
“But
that’s the problem, Piccolo. Vegeta
just left Bulma, how the hell does anyone here expect to be able to trust that
he won’t just leave Goku? Or did we
forget that Vegeta randomly decides to do these things.
kind for showing weakness! Or…or…abandoned
his pregnant…wife or girlfriend or whatever Bulma was to him.
Goten
sighed. This was going to take a long…long…long…long…loooooooong
time. Piccolo looked like he wanted
sigh too, but he was playing the part of the mentor here, and mentors didn’t
randomly sigh at their pupils for no reason.
“Yeah,”
Goten said, struck with sudden inspiritation: “But he also risked his very
existence to keep Buu busy while Dad figured out how to kill him.”
a glower.
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*sob
* I’m sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
sorry. Normally I can write through sickness,
but this chappie just wasn’t working out yesterday.yes\"> It sucked. A lot.
chapter I wrote yesterday. Sorry
again. *sheepish smile *
Goku: *sigh *
Vegeta: Think of
all the sex we could be having.
Goku: *sneeze *
Vegeta: What was
that?!
Goku: *cough *
Vegeta: *wearing
biohazard suit *
Goku: *sniffle
* I dink da audor gavft me hur cowld.
Vegeta: WHAT?
Card: *dead zombie
*
Vegeta: Oi.
SaiyajinNeko:
Bad
Gohan ripping off Clark Kent like that!
(I still don’t get how glasses are a disguise.)
EleneK:
GASP!
think of first. *sob *
because he’s half human.
Anon:
Lol.
Poor Goten. *pats him *
Webtester 01:
*falls
out of chair giggling * Oh…that’s an
interesting rhyme you’ve got there.
Mechanical Butterfly:
False
happiness? Er…shouldn’t the world be
filled with *real * happiness?
Sarkywoman:
*runs
around like chicken with head cut off, then flops to ground and begins
twitching. *
Er…Gohan
and Vegeta? *gets sick rumbly tummy
feeling * (yes this from she who wrote Krillin & Vegeta smut)
Trunks and Goku story. Dunno know
why. Or even how that works.