House of Vegeta
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Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
43
Views:
6,876
Reviews:
52
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
Category:
Dragon Ball Z › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
43
Views:
6,876
Reviews:
52
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
Disclaimer:
I do not own DragonballZ, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
House of Vegeta: You know you're Saiyan When...
A/U
You know you're Saiyan when...
1. You want your children to fight in school.
2. You can smell wet worms at a hundred feet.
3. You refer to hair as 'pelt'.
4. Soap isn't necessarily a good thing.
5. Stink is considered good.
6. You prefer food rather raw.
7. Your diet consists of twelve small meals a day.
8. Sex is considered a weapon.
9. You shape shift by age two.
10. "Monkey Shines" are a required course in high school.
11. Your fingers and toes are double jointed.
12. You can climb a hundred foot tree in half a minute.
13. Swinging from vines feels natural.
14. You open cans with your teeth.
15. There's never a 'good morning'.
16. You go to bed angry.
17. Blood is considered a tonic.
18. Brains are eaten, not used.
19. Feeling and thinking are one in the same.
20.You'd rather fight than switch.
21. Violence is good etiquette.
22. Chaos is recreational activity.
23. You cheat on your lover with your mate.
24. You ask "May I?" before attacking.
25. A promise is a punch.
26. You whisper sweet curses in tender moments.
27. You never need lubrication.
28. You go to the parlor to have your tail curled.
29. Your children never go to bed before 2am.
30. You're drunk and disorderly with class.
31. You bottle your own perfume.
32. You never have eating disorders.
33. "Trail mix" means an orgy in the jungle.
34. You use skulls for soup mugs.
35. You pick your nose with a pocket knife.
36. You've never heard of birth control.
37. You muzzle your toddler.
38. You shave your back.
39. Babies are used for hot water bottles.
40. You shed in late spring and early fall.
41. You have no idea what 'funk' is.
43. You need metal combs and brushes.
44. You stroll the streets naked for no particular reason.
45. You undress in the rain.
THE END
You know you're Saiyan when...
1. You want your children to fight in school.
2. You can smell wet worms at a hundred feet.
3. You refer to hair as 'pelt'.
4. Soap isn't necessarily a good thing.
5. Stink is considered good.
6. You prefer food rather raw.
7. Your diet consists of twelve small meals a day.
8. Sex is considered a weapon.
9. You shape shift by age two.
10. "Monkey Shines" are a required course in high school.
11. Your fingers and toes are double jointed.
12. You can climb a hundred foot tree in half a minute.
13. Swinging from vines feels natural.
14. You open cans with your teeth.
15. There's never a 'good morning'.
16. You go to bed angry.
17. Blood is considered a tonic.
18. Brains are eaten, not used.
19. Feeling and thinking are one in the same.
20.You'd rather fight than switch.
21. Violence is good etiquette.
22. Chaos is recreational activity.
23. You cheat on your lover with your mate.
24. You ask "May I?" before attacking.
25. A promise is a punch.
26. You whisper sweet curses in tender moments.
27. You never need lubrication.
28. You go to the parlor to have your tail curled.
29. Your children never go to bed before 2am.
30. You're drunk and disorderly with class.
31. You bottle your own perfume.
32. You never have eating disorders.
33. "Trail mix" means an orgy in the jungle.
34. You use skulls for soup mugs.
35. You pick your nose with a pocket knife.
36. You've never heard of birth control.
37. You muzzle your toddler.
38. You shave your back.
39. Babies are used for hot water bottles.
40. You shed in late spring and early fall.
41. You have no idea what 'funk' is.
43. You need metal combs and brushes.
44. You stroll the streets naked for no particular reason.
45. You undress in the rain.
THE END