I was very, very drunk...

GWD5






Part 5 people; yes it is getting long and
stupidly drunk! Oh well, that’s the way
I like it!

I did not say in my last one that the song
that Heero sang is not mine. It was
sung by Corkey and the Juice Pigs, so I assume it belongs to them… but it definitely
does not belong to me.

Ok the usual, I do not own Gundam Wing or
any of the characters because if I did… would I be here?… really…? No, I don’t think so. Don’t sue.

Please Read on, and Review.

 

After the hardship, lies great
accomplishment.

After much pushing and shoving and shouting
and drinking, the group of “Intrepid travellers” as Quatre had put it, made it
to the other end of the hall and into the corridor. They all stopped in front of the stairs so that they could have a
rest… and a drink.

Heero had a slug of the champagne before
pushing it into Duo’s hands. Duo
scrutinised the bottle for a minute before taking a big gulp.

Trowa placed Quatre on the stairs as Treize
lowered Wufei down next to Quatre.

Noin was looking at Zechs seductively and
he started to slowly sidle towards her.

“Quick Quatre, where to from here,” Trowa
said falling to his knees, “Noin and Zechs look like they’re gonna shtart going
at it again,” he finished giving them a skittish look. Zechs jumped away from Noin with an
embarrassed grin. Noin sheepishly
rubbed the back of her neck and smiled at the group.

Quatre looked thoughtful for a while,
“Well, we can go 2 waysh, but I musht ask you a queshton before we can shet
off,” he said as he closed his eyes and waved his finger around in the air.

“And what is the question?” Heero asked as
he than aan arm of Duo’s shoulders and leant forward so he could hear better.

“What is your philosophy in life?” Quatre
asked as he looked at the group through one eye, “Mountain climbing: beyond the
hardships lies great accomplishment, or,” he carried on, opening the other eye
and looking at the group rather unsteadily, “hiking: the destination can be
reached rather comfortably.” He
finished his philosophy and looked at the group waiting for their answer. Everyone looked at each other then looked at
Quatre.

“Hiking,” they all cried in unison, apart
from Wufei, who didn’t say anything as he was half asleep slumped on the
stairs.

“Alright then, Quatre said, standing up on
wobbly legs, “upstairs it is then.”

He pointed gallantly up the stairs. He did this for a short while before turning
round to look questioningly at Trowa, who just chuckled and moved forward to
scoop the young Arabian into his arms.

Trieze laughed a little as he turned round
to retrieve Wufei, “Come on Chang time to… HEY! STOP THAT!” he yelled angrily at Duo. Duo jumped back from Wufei shame faced, where he had been poking
the aforementioned Chinese boy in the face with an empty champagne bottle. Heero broke out into peals of laughter,
which did not help Duo at all as he tried to apologise with a straight face

“I really am very shorry,” Duo said as he
made calming gestures with his hands and backed away from the fuming Treize,
who had scooped the semi-conscious Wufei into his arms.

Duo was not looking behind him and so
bumped into Zechs, who fell over with a cry.
Duo lost his balance and bailed over Zechs, landing on top of him. Heero stopped laughing to take in this
spectacle and then fell to his knees in hysterics.

Trowa shook his head in his silent way and
surveyed the situation.

“Come on guys we have to…”

“AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

“Bollocks!” Trowa finished as he stumbled
forwards fazed by the sudden cry now emanating around the hallway.

Treize merely yelped a little and dropped
Wufei, “What did I say about doing that!” he yelled at Wufei who was now sat
bolt upright on the floor.

Duo, who had been getting to his feet at
the time, had fallen over again, landed on Zechs… again, and knocked him to the
floor… again.

“Bathroom!” Wufei said urgently as he
attempted to stand unsuccessfully.

Heero tugged Duo up to his feet. Duo nodded at him thankfully as he took the
champagne bottle and had another drink.

Zechs slowly stood up and mad his sad,
pouty face at Noin who rushed over and gave him a big hug.

“Up we go then,” Treize said as he
manoeuvred Wufei onto his back again and started up the stairs.

Everyone made noises of agreement and began
their ascent of the very steep, very long stairs.

Halfway up they stopped for another
drinking break so that they could regain their breath. Heero slumped down onto the floor and
dragged Duo with him so that they could share another drink.

“Man Quatre,” Duo panted, as he slipped his
arm through Heero’s, “I’m glad we didn’t take the ‘mountain’ route if this is
the ‘hiking’ one.” He made little
finger quote-y marks as he said ‘mountain’ and ‘hiking’. (AN: just painting the
picture for you ^.^)

Heero placed the bottle into Duo’s lap as
he watched interestedly as other people walked past.

“Hey Winner, what wash the other route?”
Wufei asked a little slurred as he looked about on Treize’s back. Quatre looked at him for a while and then
broke into a grin.

“Actually, they were the same thing,” he
said and his smile widened.

“Ack!” Duo said as he coughed out some of
the champagne in disbelief. Heero
patted his back absently.

“Then why did you give us the option?”
Trowa asked as he hugged Quatre’s body to his own.

“Well I couldn’t remember where the
downstairs bathroom was, sho we had to go to the upstairs one regardlesh,”
Quatre answered as he snuggled into Trowa’s chest.

“Hn,” Heero said.

“Well let’s get this one over with, ‘cos
I’m getting really desperate!” Noin said as she grabbed Zechs’ hand anlledlled
him up the stairs. Zechs went willingly
and as he passed Heero and Duo, he grabbed his wig of Duo’s head and carried
on.

“Hey!” Duo said as avedaved his hand in the
air in a desperate attempt to retrieve the wig. He jumped up and ran after the laughing Zechs. Heero watched silently and then sighed a
little.

“At leasht they’ll get to the top quickly,”
Heero commented, as he carried on climbing the stairs.

15 minutes and 5 drinking stops later, they
reached the top of the stairs.

“That took way long!” Noin exclaimed as she
leant against the wall, exhausted.

“I relly need to goes!” Wufei whined as he
wiggled about on Treize’s back.

“Whatever you do, just hold it,” Treize
said urgently, looking a little worried.
Heero laughed.

“Where now Q-man?” Duo asked as he looked
up and down the hall, which was tilting back and forth.

Quatre looked thoughtful for a while, “It’s
left,” he announced waving an arm wildly in the direction he meant… which
happened to be to the right. Trowa
merely looked amused and followed Quatre’s pointed directions.

They trudged down the hall for a while
until Quatre screeched, “STOP!” and they all came to a halt outside a large
wood panelled door.

“Alright!
We made it!” Duo whooped as he did his victory dance.

“Mission completed,” Heero said stoically
before breaking into a grin and joining in with Duo’s victory dance. (AN:
Heero… dancing O.o)

“Who gets to go in first though?” Treize
asked as he stared at the group.
Everyone went silent and glared at each other, except Wufei, because he
was still semi-conscious.

“Well I think…” Trowa began.

“EEE!”

“Ack!” Trowa choked on his words.

“For the love of Oz Wufei!” Treize
thundered, as he swung the Chinese boy into his arms (AN: he was on Treize’s back,
remember?), “Stop fucking screaming!”

“As I was saying,” Trowa carried on as he
stared at Wufei warily, “Maybe we should let Wufei go in, in case he screams
anymore and scares the shit out of me again!” Trowa glared at Wufei.

“I’ll go in with him,” Treize said as he
opened the door, “We don’t want him collapsing in there and no-one knowing now
do we?” he finished as he stepped inside.

“EEP!”

Treize backed out looking a little shame
faced, “Sorry, didn’t know you were in there,” he said as everyone leant around
the doorway and saw a very startled and embarrassed looking woman sat on the
toilet. Quatre pulled the door shut as
Trowa backed away.

“Well that was embarrassing,” Treize
muttered as Duo and Heero wet themselves in the background.

The disgruntled woman came out of the
bathroom, an interesting colour of puce and mumbled her way passed them.

“In we go,” Treize said as he pushed the
door open and closed it with his foot.

“No funny business!” Quatre screeched
through the door.

“Whatever do you mean?” came the muffled
reply, along with some giggles.

“He means boinking!” Duo yelled
helpfully. Treize laugfromfrom behind
the door as Quatre looked upon Duo with disgust.

“What?” Duo asked with a wide grin.

“You could have ushed a nisher word,”
Quatre said indignantly as he sniffed.

Trowa merely shook his head and chuckled.

“Zechs, do you and Noin want to go next?”
Trowa asked without turning around to look at them. There was no answer. Duo
and Heero were laughing again, at something over Trowa’s shoulder. He looked at them confused and then turned
around to see what it was. Zechs had
Noin pinned up against the wall and they were pashing… again. When they saw Trowa react, Duo and Heero
laughed harder and clung to each other for support.

“Ok then,” Quatre said, a little red
staining his cheeks, “Trowa and I will go next.”

“No we’ll go next!” Noin’s muffled voice
could be heard.

“You have to promishe to behave,” Quatre
said bluntly.

“We promishe,” came the faint reply.

10 minutes later Treize pushed himself and
Wufei out the bathroom. Wufei was
actually standing on his own 2 feet.

“Dude, you’re not drunk enough!” Duo said
as Heero pushed their champ bot bottle into Wufei’s chest.

Wufei looked at the bottle for a while,
then he looked at Duo and Heero who were grinning and nodding encouragingly at
him. Wufei threw back his head and took
some big gulps. On doing so, he
revealed his neck, which was covered in marks.
Duo leant forward and peered at them.

“Wufei’s got hickeys!” he chuckled into
Heero’s ear quietly. Heero had a closer
look and started to snort with suppressed laughter.

“Had fun in the bathroom then I see,” Heero
said as he nudged Treize in the side.
Treize went a lovely shade of rose, as Wufei stood there, oblivious.
(AN: ‘Cause he was trashed! ^__^)

Zechs and Noin slipped into the bathroom as
everyone lounged outside waiting for them to finish, drinking and attempting
conversation.

“We’ll go next,” Quatre said
matter-of-factly.

“Why?” Duo whined.

“Because,” Quatre said, as he squinted at
him, “it’s my house!”

Duo thought about it for a moment then
agreed.

“Looks like we’re lasht Hee-kun,” Duo said
as he put his arm around Heero’s shoulders.

“Looks like it Duo-chan,” Heero agreed as
he took the bottle off Wufei and had another drink.

13 minutes precisely went by before Quatre
got Trowa to start banging on the door.

“Come on guys!” Quatre moaned, “You
promished you’d behave!”

Zechs and Noin came out of the bathroom
looking guilty. Zechs was covered in
lipstick.

“We’re just going to… erm… ah…you know…”
Zechs said sheepishly as he shrugged and made pointless hand gestures.

“Fuck?” Duo added obligingly. Noin went bright red, as Zechs stumbled at
the bluntness of the statement.

“Just don’t use my room!” Duo sang after
them as Zechs dragged Noin off down the corridor.

“Our turn,” Trowa said as he took Quatre
into the bathroom.

The 4 that were left decided to have a game
of rock-paper-scissors while they waited.

After 5 minutes Heero was winning 15, to 2
(Treize) to 1 (Duo).

“Injushtice!” Wufei slurred as he wobbled
around.

Quatre and Trowa came out of the bathroom.

“Let’s go!” Duo said as he grabbed Heero’s
arm and dragged him up and into the bathroom.

 

Duh-duh-duh! That’s where I’m gonna leat. t.
Annoying I know, but it was getting long!

I hope to do the next part soon! Please R+R it really means a lot to me.

Sorry for the atrocious spelling, but
they’re still pissed and slurring so… what are ya gonna do? Anyways stay drunk till next time ^__~

Trowa: ///_¬U…