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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
10
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5
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Knickers are a tricky business
knickers
Yes we left them at the brif enf entering
the bathroom, what will happen? Who knows… well technically I should but I
don’t
Trowa:///.¬
Me: shut up.
Anyways, lets get going with the disclaimer,
this time brought to you by your charming host Heero ^-^ (be warned)
Heero: Akiko does not own any of us or the
programme or anything, so if you try and sue… omae o korosu.
Thank you for that lovely disclaimer, now a
song from Duo…
Duo: O.o
Never mind, I’m very tired so strange
things are happening with my brain.
Knickers are a tricky business…
Duo dragged Heero into the bathroom and
shut the door.
“I never thought we’d get in here, I’m
absolutely bursting!” Duo announced as he hopped from foot to foot.
“I’ll go first then,” Heero said with an
evil grin as he leapt to the toilet.
Duo made a spectacular dive to reach the toilet before Heero, but he
failed, landing at Heero’s feet in an unceremonious heap. Heero merely laughed as Duo crawled away.
“S’not fair,” Duo whined as he sat on the
floor, squeezing his legs together, “I really need to go!”
“You should be quicker then,” Heero said
indignantly as he looked over his shoulder at the sailor scout, “And if you
really needed it that bad,” he mused, as he returned to the task at hand…
literally, “you’d be going in the bathtub right this minute!”
Duo looked at Heero’s back, shocked. Then he looked at the bathtub interestedly
before sticking his tongue out and making a gagging sound. Heero merely chuckled.
“But you were considering it, weren’t you
Maxwell,” he said as he grinned at the wall in front of him.
“Yeah… but then my brain kicked in!”
“Then you’re definitely not drunk enough.”
“Ah, so true. Hurry up would you, are you trying to beat a world record!?”
The unmistakable sound of a zip could be
heard; Heero turned round looking… well relieved to tell the truth.
“Much better,” he said, patting his crotch
contentedly.
“My turn!” Duo shouted viciously as he
shoved Heero to the side. Heero went
flying into a potted plant. Duo was
attempting to undo his zip when he realised… “Oh no!” he whined.
“What,” Heero asked, as he extricated
himself from the plant
“I’m wearing knickers!” he wailed. Heero went blank for a moment before
bursting into hysterics.
“Just pull them down dude!” Heero said as
he slid down the wall into a sitting position.
Duo brightened and turned towards the toilet. He gingerly removed the offending undergarment and positioned
himself for his well-deserved leak.
Heero was busy playing with a leaf from the plant, as he didn’t want to
be rude and stare at his friend having a piss, but when Duo started humming the
tune to ‘Low Rider’ he couldn’t help but look up, so he could chuckle at his
long-haired friend. As he did so he received
a full on view of Duo’s naked ass. This
was the second time today he had seen a naked Duo ass, but this time he didn’t
drop anything in shock. He was actually
quite pleased with the situation. He
looked down and saw the knickers, which had been mentioned in earlier
conversation. He smirked to himself.
Duo was humming ‘Low Rider’ as he released
his water into the toilet; he was much calmer now, as he was relieving himself.
“So I finally get to see the infamous
knickers.”
“EEP!” Duo jumped 3 foot in the air at the
sudden presence of Heero’s voice right by his ear.
He spun around to face Heero.
“Dude!
You’re so weird!” Duo yelped.
Heero said nothing, he was merely gazing downwards at something that was
quite shocking, yet interesting, below Duo’s waist. Duo followed his friend’s gaze down and realised that the teeny
tiny sailor skirt was not quite covering his manhood.
“EEEEEEEP!’” he screeched as he covered
himself up and went bright red.
“Second time today Duo,” Heero said
silkily, “Some might think that you were trying to expose yourself to
me.”
Duo made some flustered noises before
launching into a verbal waterfall.
“That’ssonottrueyouknowthatsnottruesoIdon’tknowwhyyou’resayingthatI’mperfectlyabletoconcealmyselffromyouIdoitallthetimeI’mnottryingtoshowyoumybitsconciouslymaybeitsasubconciousthingormaybeI’munluckyidon’tknowbutknowthismisterperfectsoldier
mmmph!”
The last sound ensued as Heero pressed his
lips against Duo’s. He pulled away,
breathing hard. Duo was breathing hard
also.
“W-why did you do that?” Duo asked
flustered.
“Because I thought if you didn’t stop
talking soon, you were going to pass out, I definitely was,” Heero answered as
he stared into Duo’s eyes. Duo swallowed
nervously.
“Well, it worked,” Duo said, a little
shakily.
“Mmm, so it did,” Heero said, looking at
Duo seductively. Duo looked hesitant
and embarrassed, “I was thinking of using that technique to shut you up every
time you start talking non-stop,” Heero said to him.
Duo laughed nervously, and scratched the
back of his neck in embarrassment.
“Well, next time, could you warn me first,”
Duo said pleadingly, “that took me by surprise.”
“Well…” Heero said, looking
pseudo-thoughtful. He looked into Duo’s
big eyes and chuckled.
“Alright then Duo,” he said as he tapped
him lightly on the nose.
“Yay!” Duo beamed as he did a little happy
hop dance. Heero watched him amusedly
for a minute before his face turned serious again.
“Oh, by the way,” Heero said, glancing at
his friend in amusement, “you’re still not wearing any knickers.”
Duo blushed violently and hoisted up the
aforementioned underwear.
“Thought my dancing was being restricted,”
he said with a grin as he continued his dance.
“Duo,” he said to his hopping friend.
“Yes?” Duo answered, still continuing with
his dance.
“I’m going to do it again,” he informed him
as he backed dan dancing boy against a wall.
“But, but, but,” Duo stuttered, “I didn’t
talk loads that time!” Heero looked at
him thoughtfully again before grinning wickedly.
“Oh well,” Heero sighed, “I guess that’s
just tough luck for you,” he finished as he leaned in to steal another kiss.
15 minutes had gone by and Heero and Duo
had still not emerged from the bathroom.
Trowa was lying on the ground while Quatre played with his unibang. Treize had positioned Wufei carefully
against a wall, so that he wouldn’t fall over, and was lounging about, keeping
his eye on Wufei the whole time.
“What could be taking them so long?” Quatre
asked, as he unravelled a plait he had just done in Trowa’s hair. (AN:
miraculous, I know, considering the amount of gel Trowa must have in his hair.)
“Can you not guess?” Treize asked, amused,
as he looked sceptically at the blonde Arabian. Quatre blushed a little and busied himself with Trowa’s hair.
Trowa lifted his head slightly and looked
at the door.
“HURRY UP!” he screamed at the door, “WE’RE
WAITING OUT HERE FOR YOU PEOPLE!”
Everyone, including Wufei, looked at Trowa,
shocked. Who knew the quiet pilot could
raise his voice to such decibels. Trowa
merely looked back and raised one eyebrow, before lying down again. Heero and Duo emerged from the bathroom
looking a little shame-faced, but mostly flustered.
“Had a good time in the bathroom hey?” Treize
said nudging Heero in the side with his elbow.
“I don’t know what you mean,” Heero said as
he picked a bottle of booze up off the floor and took a drink. Treize looked at Duo, who merely blushed and
rearranged his hair. Treize smiled
evilly and took a deep breath.
“Well then,” he said as he turned his back
on the 01 pilot, “you must just really like Duo’s lipstick,” he said
flippantly. Heero blanched as he passed
his hand across his mouth. When he
looked he could see the pink lipstick smeared across the back of his hand.
“Bollocks,” he said and then grinned
widely. Duo blushed even more. Quatre notihis his friend’s discomfort and
gave him a wide and reassuring grin.
“It’s alright,” he said, “we knew this was
coming, it’s welcomed.”
Duo looked up shocked, Heero merely raised
an eyebrow at Trowa, who repeated the quirk and then added a nod. Heero nodded back. Duo watched them sceptically.
“What interesting conversations you two
must have,” he said sourly. Heero
merely poked him in the side.
“Well, how could you tell?” Duo asked
Quatre.
Before he could answer, Wufei snorted and
focused on Duo.
“Braided baka,” he husked, “even I
could see it.” Duo looked confused and
Wufei merely rolled his eyes and then closed them.
“You’re always hanging round each other,”
Quatre answered helpfully, “you always tease him most, erm… apart from Wufei,”
he added.
“Yeah, and some of the looks you give each
other when the other isn’t watching,” Trowa said as he leaned up on his
elbows. Heero smiled a little as he put
his arm around Duo’s waist and pulled him closer.
Duo sighed, defeated, “Fine then,” he said
as he looked at Heero, “apparently you and I are officially an item.”
“On one condition,” Heero answered. Duo waited for the condition. Heero turned his attention to the three boys
and one man in front of him.
“That these bunch of losers admit their
feelings for each other.”
Treize snorted with laughter, Wufei fell
over, Quatre went bright red and Trowa… did nothing.
“Fine,” Treize said as he scooped Wufei up
into his arms and planted a wet one on his lips. Wufei didn’t have time to react aust ust sat there, looking
dazed.
Trowa said …nothing and pulled Quatre, who
squeaked, in for a hug. He whispered
something in his ear and Quatre smiled.
He whispered back. Trowa smiled. They hugged and gave each other a small
kiss.
“Happy now?” Duo asked his new “special
friend” (AN: you have to imagine doing the finger motions with that “special
friend” bit. Ok, everyone do it
“special friend”. There, much better
^_^)
Heero merely nodded.
“Come on then,” he said as he guided Duo to
the stairs and motioned for the others to follow, “time to party.”
Quatre smiled at him as he walked hand in
hand with Trowa.
“And you never know,” Duo said as grabbed a
bottle of champagne from a passing waiter… don’t ask why he was upstairs… and
tossed it back to Trowa, “we may even get to annoy Relena with this new
situation.” He beamed at a stoic
Heero. Heero looked at him and then
broke into a wide grin of pure relief and joy.
“Finally,” he said, as he pretended to wipe
tears of his cheeks, “I finally have a valid reason for not going round to her
home when she invites me to one of her poncey tea thingies.”
Trowa was chugging away at the bottle he
had been passed before passing it to Quatre for a quick drink.
The three couples descended the stairs
quickly as it was much more fun going down as it was going up. They reached the bottom just outside the
hall.
“Are we re” Qu” Quatre asked.
“What do you mean ‘ready’?” Duo asked
bewildered.
“We left there, young, immature, unsure
boys… apart frreizreize,” he said with a quick glance at the young man behind
him. Treize simply quirked an eyebrow
and clung on to Wufei who was starting to fall over.
“Now, we re-enter, older, wiser and with
new situations and beginnings blossoming in our lives,” he finished with a
flourish. Everyone looked at Quatre
with varying degrees of confusion, worry and despair, apart from Duo, who
looked suspicious. He started towards
Quatre and circled him. He then smiled
to himself and beckoned Trowa to lean towards him. He whispered something in his ear. Trowa leant back and nodded.
He looked at Quatre, and then, without warning, he thrust a hand up
Quatre’s tutu.
“Eek!” Quatre squealed as his boyfriend
rummaged around amid the pink folds.
Trowa’s look of determination changed to one of triumph as he pulled a
flask out from under Quatre’s skirt. He
threw the flask to Duo who opened it and sniffed.
“Ah ha!” he cried excitedly, “I knew
it! Tea!” he exclaimed as he poured
some into the lid.
Quatre looked embarrassed as everyone
stared at him like he was insane. Heero
stared at Duo and shook his head slowly.
“I thought his speech was getting a little
fucked up… I mean flowery, so I thought he may be harbouring tea somewhere,”
Duo explained to everyone.
“I like tea ok!?” Quatre answered, a little
defensively. Trowa made calming noises
and cuddled him.
“Let’s go back into the hall,” Treize said,
“before it gets anymore bizarre out here.”
Agreement noises were heard, and the six
turned and made their way back into the swing of the party.
The end of this chapter is nigh!
Oh well, next part soon… I hope. I’m getting sceptical looks from my
cast. Oh well.
Yes we left them at the brif enf entering
the bathroom, what will happen? Who knows… well technically I should but I
don’t
Trowa:///.¬
Me: shut up.
Anyways, lets get going with the disclaimer,
this time brought to you by your charming host Heero ^-^ (be warned)
Heero: Akiko does not own any of us or the
programme or anything, so if you try and sue… omae o korosu.
Thank you for that lovely disclaimer, now a
song from Duo…
Duo: O.o
Never mind, I’m very tired so strange
things are happening with my brain.
Knickers are a tricky business…
Duo dragged Heero into the bathroom and
shut the door.
“I never thought we’d get in here, I’m
absolutely bursting!” Duo announced as he hopped from foot to foot.
“I’ll go first then,” Heero said with an
evil grin as he leapt to the toilet.
Duo made a spectacular dive to reach the toilet before Heero, but he
failed, landing at Heero’s feet in an unceremonious heap. Heero merely laughed as Duo crawled away.
“S’not fair,” Duo whined as he sat on the
floor, squeezing his legs together, “I really need to go!”
“You should be quicker then,” Heero said
indignantly as he looked over his shoulder at the sailor scout, “And if you
really needed it that bad,” he mused, as he returned to the task at hand…
literally, “you’d be going in the bathtub right this minute!”
Duo looked at Heero’s back, shocked. Then he looked at the bathtub interestedly
before sticking his tongue out and making a gagging sound. Heero merely chuckled.
“But you were considering it, weren’t you
Maxwell,” he said as he grinned at the wall in front of him.
“Yeah… but then my brain kicked in!”
“Then you’re definitely not drunk enough.”
“Ah, so true. Hurry up would you, are you trying to beat a world record!?”
The unmistakable sound of a zip could be
heard; Heero turned round looking… well relieved to tell the truth.
“Much better,” he said, patting his crotch
contentedly.
“My turn!” Duo shouted viciously as he
shoved Heero to the side. Heero went
flying into a potted plant. Duo was
attempting to undo his zip when he realised… “Oh no!” he whined.
“What,” Heero asked, as he extricated
himself from the plant
“I’m wearing knickers!” he wailed. Heero went blank for a moment before
bursting into hysterics.
“Just pull them down dude!” Heero said as
he slid down the wall into a sitting position.
Duo brightened and turned towards the toilet. He gingerly removed the offending undergarment and positioned
himself for his well-deserved leak.
Heero was busy playing with a leaf from the plant, as he didn’t want to
be rude and stare at his friend having a piss, but when Duo started humming the
tune to ‘Low Rider’ he couldn’t help but look up, so he could chuckle at his
long-haired friend. As he did so he received
a full on view of Duo’s naked ass. This
was the second time today he had seen a naked Duo ass, but this time he didn’t
drop anything in shock. He was actually
quite pleased with the situation. He
looked down and saw the knickers, which had been mentioned in earlier
conversation. He smirked to himself.
Duo was humming ‘Low Rider’ as he released
his water into the toilet; he was much calmer now, as he was relieving himself.
“So I finally get to see the infamous
knickers.”
“EEP!” Duo jumped 3 foot in the air at the
sudden presence of Heero’s voice right by his ear.
He spun around to face Heero.
“Dude!
You’re so weird!” Duo yelped.
Heero said nothing, he was merely gazing downwards at something that was
quite shocking, yet interesting, below Duo’s waist. Duo followed his friend’s gaze down and realised that the teeny
tiny sailor skirt was not quite covering his manhood.
“EEEEEEEP!’” he screeched as he covered
himself up and went bright red.
“Second time today Duo,” Heero said
silkily, “Some might think that you were trying to expose yourself to
me.”
Duo made some flustered noises before
launching into a verbal waterfall.
“That’ssonottrueyouknowthatsnottruesoIdon’tknowwhyyou’resayingthatI’mperfectlyabletoconcealmyselffromyouIdoitallthetimeI’mnottryingtoshowyoumybitsconciouslymaybeitsasubconciousthingormaybeI’munluckyidon’tknowbutknowthismisterperfectsoldier
mmmph!”
The last sound ensued as Heero pressed his
lips against Duo’s. He pulled away,
breathing hard. Duo was breathing hard
also.
“W-why did you do that?” Duo asked
flustered.
“Because I thought if you didn’t stop
talking soon, you were going to pass out, I definitely was,” Heero answered as
he stared into Duo’s eyes. Duo swallowed
nervously.
“Well, it worked,” Duo said, a little
shakily.
“Mmm, so it did,” Heero said, looking at
Duo seductively. Duo looked hesitant
and embarrassed, “I was thinking of using that technique to shut you up every
time you start talking non-stop,” Heero said to him.
Duo laughed nervously, and scratched the
back of his neck in embarrassment.
“Well, next time, could you warn me first,”
Duo said pleadingly, “that took me by surprise.”
“Well…” Heero said, looking
pseudo-thoughtful. He looked into Duo’s
big eyes and chuckled.
“Alright then Duo,” he said as he tapped
him lightly on the nose.
“Yay!” Duo beamed as he did a little happy
hop dance. Heero watched him amusedly
for a minute before his face turned serious again.
“Oh, by the way,” Heero said, glancing at
his friend in amusement, “you’re still not wearing any knickers.”
Duo blushed violently and hoisted up the
aforementioned underwear.
“Thought my dancing was being restricted,”
he said with a grin as he continued his dance.
“Duo,” he said to his hopping friend.
“Yes?” Duo answered, still continuing with
his dance.
“I’m going to do it again,” he informed him
as he backed dan dancing boy against a wall.
“But, but, but,” Duo stuttered, “I didn’t
talk loads that time!” Heero looked at
him thoughtfully again before grinning wickedly.
“Oh well,” Heero sighed, “I guess that’s
just tough luck for you,” he finished as he leaned in to steal another kiss.
15 minutes had gone by and Heero and Duo
had still not emerged from the bathroom.
Trowa was lying on the ground while Quatre played with his unibang. Treize had positioned Wufei carefully
against a wall, so that he wouldn’t fall over, and was lounging about, keeping
his eye on Wufei the whole time.
“What could be taking them so long?” Quatre
asked, as he unravelled a plait he had just done in Trowa’s hair. (AN:
miraculous, I know, considering the amount of gel Trowa must have in his hair.)
“Can you not guess?” Treize asked, amused,
as he looked sceptically at the blonde Arabian. Quatre blushed a little and busied himself with Trowa’s hair.
Trowa lifted his head slightly and looked
at the door.
“HURRY UP!” he screamed at the door, “WE’RE
WAITING OUT HERE FOR YOU PEOPLE!”
Everyone, including Wufei, looked at Trowa,
shocked. Who knew the quiet pilot could
raise his voice to such decibels. Trowa
merely looked back and raised one eyebrow, before lying down again. Heero and Duo emerged from the bathroom
looking a little shame-faced, but mostly flustered.
“Had a good time in the bathroom hey?” Treize
said nudging Heero in the side with his elbow.
“I don’t know what you mean,” Heero said as
he picked a bottle of booze up off the floor and took a drink. Treize looked at Duo, who merely blushed and
rearranged his hair. Treize smiled
evilly and took a deep breath.
“Well then,” he said as he turned his back
on the 01 pilot, “you must just really like Duo’s lipstick,” he said
flippantly. Heero blanched as he passed
his hand across his mouth. When he
looked he could see the pink lipstick smeared across the back of his hand.
“Bollocks,” he said and then grinned
widely. Duo blushed even more. Quatre notihis his friend’s discomfort and
gave him a wide and reassuring grin.
“It’s alright,” he said, “we knew this was
coming, it’s welcomed.”
Duo looked up shocked, Heero merely raised
an eyebrow at Trowa, who repeated the quirk and then added a nod. Heero nodded back. Duo watched them sceptically.
“What interesting conversations you two
must have,” he said sourly. Heero
merely poked him in the side.
“Well, how could you tell?” Duo asked
Quatre.
Before he could answer, Wufei snorted and
focused on Duo.
“Braided baka,” he husked, “even I
could see it.” Duo looked confused and
Wufei merely rolled his eyes and then closed them.
“You’re always hanging round each other,”
Quatre answered helpfully, “you always tease him most, erm… apart from Wufei,”
he added.
“Yeah, and some of the looks you give each
other when the other isn’t watching,” Trowa said as he leaned up on his
elbows. Heero smiled a little as he put
his arm around Duo’s waist and pulled him closer.
Duo sighed, defeated, “Fine then,” he said
as he looked at Heero, “apparently you and I are officially an item.”
“On one condition,” Heero answered. Duo waited for the condition. Heero turned his attention to the three boys
and one man in front of him.
“That these bunch of losers admit their
feelings for each other.”
Treize snorted with laughter, Wufei fell
over, Quatre went bright red and Trowa… did nothing.
“Fine,” Treize said as he scooped Wufei up
into his arms and planted a wet one on his lips. Wufei didn’t have time to react aust ust sat there, looking
dazed.
Trowa said …nothing and pulled Quatre, who
squeaked, in for a hug. He whispered
something in his ear and Quatre smiled.
He whispered back. Trowa smiled. They hugged and gave each other a small
kiss.
“Happy now?” Duo asked his new “special
friend” (AN: you have to imagine doing the finger motions with that “special
friend” bit. Ok, everyone do it
“special friend”. There, much better
^_^)
Heero merely nodded.
“Come on then,” he said as he guided Duo to
the stairs and motioned for the others to follow, “time to party.”
Quatre smiled at him as he walked hand in
hand with Trowa.
“And you never know,” Duo said as grabbed a
bottle of champagne from a passing waiter… don’t ask why he was upstairs… and
tossed it back to Trowa, “we may even get to annoy Relena with this new
situation.” He beamed at a stoic
Heero. Heero looked at him and then
broke into a wide grin of pure relief and joy.
“Finally,” he said, as he pretended to wipe
tears of his cheeks, “I finally have a valid reason for not going round to her
home when she invites me to one of her poncey tea thingies.”
Trowa was chugging away at the bottle he
had been passed before passing it to Quatre for a quick drink.
The three couples descended the stairs
quickly as it was much more fun going down as it was going up. They reached the bottom just outside the
hall.
“Are we re” Qu” Quatre asked.
“What do you mean ‘ready’?” Duo asked
bewildered.
“We left there, young, immature, unsure
boys… apart frreizreize,” he said with a quick glance at the young man behind
him. Treize simply quirked an eyebrow
and clung on to Wufei who was starting to fall over.
“Now, we re-enter, older, wiser and with
new situations and beginnings blossoming in our lives,” he finished with a
flourish. Everyone looked at Quatre
with varying degrees of confusion, worry and despair, apart from Duo, who
looked suspicious. He started towards
Quatre and circled him. He then smiled
to himself and beckoned Trowa to lean towards him. He whispered something in his ear. Trowa leant back and nodded.
He looked at Quatre, and then, without warning, he thrust a hand up
Quatre’s tutu.
“Eek!” Quatre squealed as his boyfriend
rummaged around amid the pink folds.
Trowa’s look of determination changed to one of triumph as he pulled a
flask out from under Quatre’s skirt. He
threw the flask to Duo who opened it and sniffed.
“Ah ha!” he cried excitedly, “I knew
it! Tea!” he exclaimed as he poured
some into the lid.
Quatre looked embarrassed as everyone
stared at him like he was insane. Heero
stared at Duo and shook his head slowly.
“I thought his speech was getting a little
fucked up… I mean flowery, so I thought he may be harbouring tea somewhere,”
Duo explained to everyone.
“I like tea ok!?” Quatre answered, a little
defensively. Trowa made calming noises
and cuddled him.
“Let’s go back into the hall,” Treize said,
“before it gets anymore bizarre out here.”
Agreement noises were heard, and the six
turned and made their way back into the swing of the party.
The end of this chapter is nigh!
Oh well, next part soon… I hope. I’m getting sceptical looks from my
cast. Oh well.