Memoir of a crackhead Dragon ball z/Inuyasha style

Chapter 6: Secret’s revealed, New Discoveries part 2

Goku is more hyper than usual and more annoying. Chi-chi for the last 15 mintues tried to explain to him it wasn’t time for dinner but goku’s head is still in the clouds.

“Chi-chi?”

“Goku I told you for the last fifteen minutes, WERE NOT HAVING DINNER YET!”

“Oh! Okay” Goku’s expression was priceless, he appeared to look confused like what Chi-Chi said was foreign. His thoughts were only on dinner. He was so hungry that the other z fighters heard his stomach.

Krillen chuckled and shook his head, “Man if they don’t bring the dish out I think goku will have a seizure.”

Everyone laughed.

Vegeta huffed, “Can’t believe this idiot is still hungry after eating a large lunch for twenty. Where does your food go kakarrot to your head? Oh right it does.” Vegeta laughed at his own joke.

Goku scowled, he hated whenever vegeta teased him. “That’s not nice Vegeta.” Then goku had an idea…

Maybe if I sing annoying enough the servants will bring the food out…yea hope this works.

Goku began to sing…

“Be as free as you can be

Everyone looked at goku as if he gone mad…

A child like love, of fantasy

“Goku, what are you singing?” Chi-chi asked

The world is a mystery for you and me

“Yea I think goku finally lost his marbles” Yamcha exclaimed. Bulma looked up…”I remember this song.” She whispered

A miracle an adventure too

Bulma joined with goku…Now everyone is looking at bulma

A simple wish waits for you

It’s over my wife’s lost it Vegeta thought horrified

The beating of your heart will see you through

And when you think you can’t go on

Give it another try

The power of youth is strong as big as the sky

So joy over the valley the mountains and you’ll see

Believe in your self will set you free

Come on I’ll give you romance

Come on I’ll give you paradise

Librate the “you” that you keep inside

Come on I’ll give you romance

Come on I’ll give you paradise

Make your dreams come true, you see fantasy magic can happen to you…

Both bulma and goku giggled like school girls at a football game.

“You remembered that song bulma?”

“Yea sure did goku, thanks for singing it I believe my mood has gone up tremendously.”

“Hehehe…I miss the old days too…sigh.”

Everyone was looking from both Bulma and Goku, most of them confused.

“Um…Is it me or did we miss something?” Oolong said.

Krillen shook his head, “Nope you didn’t they’re reverting to their childhood. I heard goku sang that once when I tagged only for one of the red ribbon army missions.”

Their Guide Akemi came out from one of the large dinning hall doors.

“Dinner shall be served; I hope you do enjoy our dish. If is not to your delight please ring the bell to my left and a servant shall assist you. In the mean time I’ll sit with you, I’m sure most of you have question you’d like to ask. You must excuse our master he is unable to join us at the moment, but he should be free in another thirty minutes so please be patient.”

Akemi sat himself between Oolong and Puar.

Goku smiled, in his state of mind, he believes his singing had actually worked. But in reality it didn’t because the servants had a schedule time of serving the guest their food.

The first set of plates came out were called the appetizer, the dish consists of

hors d'oeuvre

Grilled Fruits

Stuffed Mushrooms

And the list goes on. Then the main course came in and then the desserts.

Servants were on stand by for the saiyans. Akemi was informed by his master, that the saiyans had an enormous appetite. Akemi waited to see if any would object to any of the food but when he saw people began to eat and no complaints were made, he smiled. He especially smiled at piccolo because he was a special case. Piccolo only drank water. But he made sure he got the best and freshest water the world has to offer.

Piccolo was drinking the delicious water that was given to him by the guide himself, when he saw him smiled a little too much for his liking. Piccolo felt it would be rude not to converse with him.

“Ah, Piccolo glad you can join. I hope the mineral water is to your liking.”

“Yes, it is thanks.” Piccolo looked Akemi in the eyes. Akemi looked back. Piccolo could sense something a little off about this whole place especially, their guide Akemi.

“Can we go somewhere a little private, the questions I’m about to ask, I don’t want to cause any panic yet”

Akemi smiled wider. Yea he’s definitely hiding something Piccolo thought

“Sure thing piccolo, I could tell you’re the observer and that any thing past this point won’t fool you…will it?”

“No it won’t”

Akemi nodded. He asks for the z fighters’ attention. “Everyone if you please remain seated I shall be back with you shortly.” He turned where piccolo stood but he was already gone through the hallway, no one even noticed.

He’s intelligent also. Akemi thought amused Didn’t even have to explain about piccolo’s absents as well.

Once Akemi caught up with piccolo, he led him to one of the guest lounges. He looked back behind to make sure they weren’t followed and closed the door.

Akemi made him-self comfortable on the love seat. Piccolo chose to stand.

“So piccolo let’s just cut the bull shit because I can see your mind whirling. Just tell me everything you know and I’ll fill in the blanks after hmm?”

Piccolo didn’t say much for a few moments…

“For one, Most of you in here are not humans; the humans that you have here are all under your payroll and not as guest. You said this immense structure is more than 20,000 years old and were reconstructed at least 200 times? I’ve read the human archive and it only dates back probably 8,000 years or less. I’ve been studying this place long before trunks knew about it. The only reason I haven’t mentioned it to any one because you and your species didn’t pose a threat. And your so called master is the same being that funded Capsule Corp Sixty years ago. No human’s during that time had any kind of funding of that magnitude, and he knew it so he took advantage of the situation.” Piccolo smirked, “Should I go on or should I just state what I’ve been thinking all along?”

Akemi wasn’t smiling now, he knew piccolo had an idea but he pretty much read him like a book. He growled every second passed and he was beginning to dislike this alien.

If this fool decides to uncover us, we will be ruined. They’re millions of us but billions of them, plus several members of this group have power beyond imagination. They could all pose a threat.

Piccolo saw Akemi’s expression; he knew he hit a nerve. But he wanted to reassure him for now his secret will stay hidden.

“Akemi, I’m not here to threaten you, I just wanted to get my facts straight. I wanted to be sure you’re not a threat to them. Unfortunately I have a talent for overseeing past what a mere human couldn’t. As you can see I’m not one of them. I’m not sure if the ones you’ve sensed with tremendous power recognized it too but in any case, there’s nothing to worry about. We’re here at your master’s request. DO you understand?”

Akemi slowly nodded. “I appreciate the level of respect piccolo. I can understand if you still decide to tell your people, but this cannot get past the estate’s gates. Do we have an understanding?”

“Yes, I do you have my word.” They shook hands on it.

“Good, now let’s get back to the Dinning hall, I still have a lot to explain to them. I’ll go first that way it won’t seem too suspicious to them. Come in after 10 minutes” Akemi left.

Piccolo remained where he was. Piccolo had been observing them for quite sometime, even as far back from when Goku was his enemy. He knew they existed because they’re Aura was different than the humans. The humans Ki had a light surrounding it, while theirs was a dark purple.

So the demons had existed even before the first human emerged. Did they originate from a dimensional portal? These are not the same species of demons that are from debora’s dimension. They’re more stable and are willing to live among the humans. I will find out more…

…

Akemi silently slip in the dinning hall, all the tableware was cleaned and only the desserts remained.

Goku and Gohan were both holding their “Pregnant” Stomachs, from eating loads of food.

Chi-chi gave an irritated maddened look. She was not happy, that her husband and son ate like total slobs in a magnificent place like this. Before the servants cleared the table, it was very messy from Gohans and Goku’s plates alone. All of their table manners went through the windows, once they began eating.

I raised him better than this. I wonder what Videl thinks about it.

Chi-Chi turned to see what Videl’s expression would be, she was smiling.

Smiling?! How could she smile at how disgusting they’re acting? Maybe it’s because I was raised as a princess and she was raised by an idiot.

Akemi began to start the meeting, “Thank you for so patiently waiting, I want to again welcome you to the Grand Yamamoto estate and I hope your stay is a luxurious one. Before I let you go to your own device, some rules and regulation must be followed; as you can see around you, this palace is exclusive, every object, every tile, the gardens, everything. Please try your best not to destroy property.” Akemi turned to Trunks. He stopped talking to goten and looked up.

“Mr. Brief, I am aware you are our special quest. You will still be treated as such but if any of your party members destroy anything here, you are responsible for the bill, you do realize this right?”

Trunks slowly nodded his head. He knew someone was going to break something, especially if it’s pertaining to the saiyans. Oh yea

“Good, now that is clear. You are allowed to explore the premises as you see fit, but signs that are place all over the palace that clearly states “Do not enter”, this sign is specifically for that reason. You don’t enter what is forbidden or problem shall arise. Is that understood?”

A few answer of approval were heard.

“Excellent, they’re will be always someone available twenty four hours to assist you in any problems you may have. You can even contact me; I shall give you my contact # shortly. But first I just want you to meet the family of the house and get acquainted.”

Pan nudged bra, both of them were giggling.

“I heard all of them were sexy” Bra squealed. Pan nudged back.

“Nuh, uh can’t be even the father? Ewwwww…” They both continued their senseless talk about them.

Gohan and Vegeta heard the whole thing. Vegeta couldn’t help himself he had to know this answer.

“Is your brat, dating now?”

Gohan was flabbergasted, “My little girl? Not that I know of and I’d want to meet him…you?”

Vegeta slammed his fist at the table bringing all attention on him.

“I’LL BE DAMNED IF ANYONE TOUCHES MY PRINCESS, I’LL KILL THEM. I’LL SEND THEM TO THE SEVEN PITS OF HELL!! (Is that right not sure but correct me)

Gohan backed up a little bit from vegeta’s wrath, “Gee vegeta I only asked you’re embarrassing yourself.”

Vegeta snorted, “As if any of the bafoons can lift a finger to stop my opinion of my brat!”

Gohan switch himself over to goten and trunks before he could get involve any further.

Krillen smirked, “Well vegeta, our little girls are growing up. You’ll have to deal with it when they bring home babi…” Eighteen covered krillens’ mouth before he can get himself killed but it didn’t stop vegeta from hearing the last part. Everyone felt the electricity in the air snapping back and forth. The room seems to get a little dark from the surging power.

Oh god I think I over did it now! Krillen said.

Everyone began to run to the other side of the room away from vegeta.

Sesshomaru, felt the spiked and went to investigate it. He was about to enter the dinning hall when his servant, stopped him.

“M.m.m.m.y.y.y.y L..L.ord, I don’t think it’s wise to go in. One of the member’s energies is getting out of control.”

Sesshomaru nodded. He decided to wait a few minutes untilled they cooled down. He trusted his servant Akemi to keep things in order.

Once vegeta’s ki reached a certain level, he looked dangerously at Krillen.

“WELL BALDY? WHAT DID YOU SAY EARLIER? CAN’T SPEAK NOW CAN YOU. WAS IT WHAT I THINK YOU’RE GOING TO SAY? HMMM? MY PRINCESS BRINGING HOME SOME DISGUSTING, DISGRACEGUL PREMATURE HALF DEAD FETUS!! ARRRGGGH!! I REFUSE TO GRANFATHER A SICKEN BREED.” Vegeta turned to bra. She backed up to her mother terrified of her father’s anger. But she didn’t expect him to immediately calm down, walked to her and embrace her in his arms.

Vegeta held her there for a moment, “My precious, just tell daddy if you’re dating anyone. I just want the best for you. A saiyan princess can’t just marry anyone, you are from royal blood, and you must live up to your status as a princess…right?”

“Yea, dad um I’m not dating I swear it.” Bra said still a little shaken.

This time bulma brought her attention to her husband. “Oh vegeta cut the SHIT NOW!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO HER! SHE’S FRIGHTEN OUT OF HER MIND. SHE’S NOT A CHILD ANY MORE VEGETA. SHE CAN CHOOSE WHO SHE WANTS TO MATE FOR LIFE! Arrrgh I swear sometimes, I’m going to bed early, and you guys know where I am in case of emergency.” She turned to her son. She lowered her voice so only trunks can hear. “Keep them in line son; I’m counting on you okay?” She said.

“Yes mother”

“Good then I’ll see you tomorrow.”

Bulma excused herself from the room. She couldn’t take it anymore with her husband. Her human body and mind couldn’t keep up with vegeta now. She was getting older and the toll is taking on her. He seemed to not understand it because he’s still randomly stresses her out. As if that’s all he’ll ever be…a menace.

Goku was really upset at what vegeta did. He took it a little too far this time.

“Vegeta, look what you did? Your family doesn’t deserve this…”

V egeta cut him off. “And since when did I asked you kakarrot to be the negotiator. You need to worry about your harpy of a wife and not what is mine!! I do as I please and I will!!” Vegeta stormed out the dining hall.

Chi-chi growled, “Harpy?? How dare him, I’ll kill him!! COME BACK HERE VEGETA FACE ME LIKE A MAN, NOT A PUSSY!!”

Gohan, Goten, and Videl had to calm chi-chi down.

Akemi turned to piccolo, “Is this normal between them?”

Piccolo looked like he wanted to disappear. How could he give him a straight answer? He only nodded.

Akemi observed, “I see, maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to bring them. But it’s not my call.”

“Bah, Akemi, we haven’t seen such excitement for ages, I already like them”

Akemi was shock to see his master at the doorway.

It wasn’t sesshomaru…

It was inutashio…

(Cool huh my first real cliffy, I’m so happy yea!! It took several chapters but any whoo I can’t wait until next chapter. Please review…review!!)