A deal or two

~Keeping
promises~

Envy was worried
and irritated. He was worried because he had a feeling that something big was
going to happen soon and there was little he could do to stop it from
happening. He was irritated because he was not used to being worried.

That chimera
bothered him too. He’d been there when the Elric brothers had fought against it
but he hadn’t interfered as it seemed like the brothers were handling it just
fine. But still… He was worried about the person
behind the chimera so he decided to try to follow it and see where it went. He
had followed it until it reached the bar called ‘Devil’s Nest’. He didn’t
follow it in even though he had a feeling he should do that. But he didn’t
because he had to keep his side of the deal he made with his ochibi-san.

So he turned
from the bar and walked away.

***

Ed grumbled,
annoyed as he walked towards Izumi’s house. It was just his luck to see
Armstrong of all people. And something was seriously wrong with the class=SpellE>fuhrer. That man was plain weird. He sighed. Maybe it would
have been easier to just quit being a ‘dog of the military’ like Izumi had
suggested. Okay, so that had not been a suggestion exactly. But he still needed
the money the job brought him and he’d never hear the end of it from the
colonel if he quit now. Well, now he was qualified for another year again, so
that was all done.

But seriously…
was the fuhrer completely nuts? He had to have some
reason to come to Dublith. Ed didn’t believe that holiday crap for even a
second. And what was it with the melons?

And then he
heard about Al…

lang=EN-US>And the appearance of yet another homunculus, Greed.lang=EN-US> His little brother had been captured by a homunculus. The first
thought he had when he heard that was disbelief that someone could take Al as a
captive and that Izumi of all people could not get him back. Then he felt
betrayed. Greed was a homunculus and so were Lust and Envy.

 :p><:p>

“We had a deal,”
he whispered to himself.

He couldn’t be
sure that Envy and Greed were acting together but even if that wasn’t so and
Envy wasn’t behind his brother’s kidnapping… the deal had still been broken. Envy
had promised to keep Al safe in return for… that thing. And even though at the
time of the deal Ed had thought keeping Al safe had really meant that Envy
would promise to not hurt him…

“Ah, this is so
confusing.” Ed said pressing his cool metal hand against his forehead.

Izumi looked at
him weirdly for a moment and Ed remembered that he should’ve been listening to
her.

“I’ll go after
him.” Ed said to his sensei.

“Alone?” Izumi
asked.

Needless to say
but she wasn’t exactly happy that he was going to such a dangerous place alone
and somehow he felt that his reassurances that he’d be okay didn’t really
convince her. In spite of that she let him go.

Crushing the
small map in his hand he started walking towards the Devil’s Nest.

***

lang=EN-US>“That bastard! That
stupid selfish bastard!” Envy was seething from anger. “What right does
he have to do that!”

Envy was not
happy or amused in the least. He knew he should have gone into that place when
he saw that lizard/human chimera go in. Then he would have had the time to
slowly eviscerate Greed and make sure the homunculus wouldn’t get up again.

lang=EN-US>“Bastard.”

Greed had messed
up his careful plans with that stupid stunt of his. Not only was Ed’s brother
still missing but the alchemist probably thought that this was somehow Envy’s
fault too. All this because he hadn’t done what he should’ve done.

That wasn’t all…
What really, really made him mad was the shape that Ed was in now. He watched
as an injured Ed was forcibly removed from the building. It was hard to stay
where he was and not rush to see if his ochibi-san was going to be all right. A
part of him reminded himself that he hadn’t been exactly gentle with the boy
either, but he ignored it. He was allowed to play with his toys.

“I’m going to
kill him for this.” Envy said gripping the edge of the roof harder.

He was
frustrated since right now he could do nothing, there were too peo people
fussing about Ed to get near the boy, but he really needed to talk to Ed to
clear things out. He was not letting all the effort he’d put into getting the
boy to go to waste just because of some rogue homunculus.

***

Ed was sitting
in the bed staring at the window without really seeing it. They had patched him
up again and Izumi had shouted at him for getting himself so beat up, but none
of that mattered right now. He had failed to get Alphonse back from the
homunculus and the chimeras.

He was angry… He
was angry that he was so useless now with a broken automail arm and suffering
from blood loss. He was angry because the military had interfered back then
when he’d finally figured out how to hurt Greed. They had let the homunculus
escape and stopped him from running after Greed.

Ed turned his
eyes from the window to his arm and moved the automail fingers. It was a wonder
he could still do that since the arm was pretty much totally destroyed. He had
to admit that Winry’s automail really was good. She wouldn’t be very happy to
hear that he’d wrecked his hand again. He’d have to call her after they found
Al.

“You’re pretty
beaten up, aren’t you.”

Ed didn’t bother
to raise his eyes from the hand. There could only be one person who it could be
anyway. The last person he wanted to see right now… He heard the soft steps
come closer to the bed but refused to look up. The deal was off.

lang=EN-US>“Ochibi-san?”

Ed frowned a
little. It was the first time he had heard even the slightest bit of hesitation
in Envy’s voice. The weight of another body settled oe bee bed. A hand much
paler than his touched the ruined metal hand as if testing how bad the
‘injuries’ were.

“I can still
transmute and I’m not in a good mood so leave.” Ed said finally looking at the
homunculus.

“You’re blaming
me for what happened.” Envy said.

“Are you trying
to tell me that I shouldn’t blame you? He was a homunculus,” Ed said angrily
moving his hands to clap them together. “now get out.”

Envy just
grinned and leaned forward trapping both of Ed’s hands between his and pressing
them together.

“That’s not why
you’re upset. Just because he is a homunculus doesn’t mean that he has anything
to do with me. You’re smart enough to know that. And I’m smart enough to know
that what really bothers you is that your brother is still missing and you feel
useless.” Envy said.

“You…”

“Admit it. I’m
right.” Envy said leaning closer.

Ed pushed the
homunculus further away from him glaring angrily.

“Don’t try
anything. The deal is off.” Ed growled trying to pull his hands back.

Envy just
laughed and pulled the boy closer before letting the hands go.

“You know as
well as I that there was little I could’ve done to prevent what happened. You
know the deal actually meant that I’d promise not to attack you or your
brother. Protecting you was and is my
first priority.” Envy said.

“A lot of good
you did then.” Ed said, raising his damaged right arm to prove his point.

“You’re alive,”
Envy pointed out. “as long as you’re alive and capable
of going after the philosopher’s stone my side of the deal is fulfilled.”

“That is
cheating,” Ed said angrily. “I don’t have any reason to keep my side of the
deal.”

Envy just
smirked before shoving Ed backwards so that the smaller boy was lying on his
back.

“It’s not
cheating if I say so. You promised I could have anything I wanted. And all I
asked was one small thing that you promised I could have.” Envy said weaving
his fingers into Ed’s hairspanspan>

“Just who are
you calling a small insignificant thing that could be handed over to anyone?!”
Ed screeched blushing.

“Don’t say
something like that, ochibi-chan. You promised that I
could have you and I’m not planning on giving you to anyone else.” Envy said
leaning in to kiss the boy on the lips.

Ed made small indignant
noises and tried to push the homunculus away with little success. Envy had to
say that the sharp edges of the broken metal did hurt a bit even if he did
‘heal’ fast. That would have to go.

“What right do
you have…” Ed started when Envy pulled back but he was
interrupted when Envy kissed him again to silence the noise.

Envy’s fingers
slid along the metal of the automail looking for the right way to remove the
artificial limb. Ed started to struggle when he realized what the homunculus
was trying to do but it was almost easy to hold the boy down. When he finally
figured out how to take the automail part off, he dropped it carelessly onto
the floor.

lang=EN-US>“Idiot! Do you have any idea how much
it hurts when the nerves connect?!” Ed asked glaring at Envy.

“Don’t fuzz.
You’d need to take that thing off anyway if that girl is going to fix it,” Envy
said. “but now it’s just on the way.”

“What are you
planning now? Oi! Are you listening to me?” Ed
demanded to know.

Envy paused and
looked at the smaller boy beneath him disbelievingly. “You really have no
idea?”

Ed glared at him
in a way that said; no he obviously did not know what the heck the homunculus
was planning. Envy grinned. This was going to be even more amusing than he had
thought.

“You’re a smart
cookie I’m sure you’ll figure it out eventually.” he said pulling Ed’s shirt up
and sneaking his hands underneath it.

Ed gasped and
turned bright red when Envy’s wandering fingers found his nipples. He renewed
his struggling but with only one arm he was at a disadvantage. He tried kicking,
but his legs were efficiently held down by Envy’s weight on them. When had the
homunculus straddled him? The fact that he had missed that made Ed worry even
more if that was possible.

“Your mind is a
million miles away. Can’t have that now can we, ochibi-chan?”
Envy said trailing one hand downwards and letting it linger on Ed’s belt.

“Stop that!” Ed
said trying to shove Envy’s hand away without much success.

“I won’t stop.
We had a deal and you are keeping your part of it,” Envy said calmly opening
the belt and unzipping Ed’s pants. “besides you have
nothing to complain about. You’ll enjoy this too. I’ll make sure of that.”

Ed fought hard
to hold back a moan as Envy’s fingers wrapped around his length. It was hard to
concentrate on anything after that and even the feeling or wrongness vanished
until it was just a small nagging noise in the back of his head. He tired to
remember that it wasn’t right to do something like this when Al was still
missing. And it was definitely not right to enjoy the feelings Envy was making
him feel. Still it was impossible to prevent his traitorous body from reacting
to the touches.

“class=SpellE>Nh,” the sound escaped between his clenched teeth and his
hips bucked up.

Envy watched the
boy’s reactions as he kept stroking the rapidly hardening member with his hand.
He smiled when he felt Ed trying to gain more friction. It seemed that he had
successfully managed to distract the boy from his earlier thoughts.

That was good.

“Doesn’t it feel
good, ochibi-chan? You should trust me more.” he
purred into Ed’s ear though he doubted that the boy really heard what he was
saying.

Ed let out a
moan and bucked again feeling the last bits of his self control slipping away. Envy
was more than amused when Ed actually lifted his hips to help him take the
boy’s pants and boxers off. When he pushed Ed’s legs up and apart to fit better
between them the alchemist opened one golden eye and tried to comprehend what
was happening now.

“class=SpellE>Wha-?” he asked trying to gather his wits.

“class=SpellE>Shh don’t try to think,” Envy said. “just
help yourself a little.”

Ed managed to
cast a puzzled look towards the homunculus who pressed his fingers against Ed’s
lips. Envy’s other hand started to stroke Ed’s erection again and Ed gasped
letting the fingers in his mouth. He licked and sucked on them unintentionally
missing Envy’s satisfied smile. When Envy’s fingers were covered in saliva he
pulled them out and moved his hand between Ed’s legs. That was when the golden
eyes snapped open.

“What do you
think you’re doing?!” Ed screeched trying to back away from the probing finger.

“I’m trying to
make sure you won’t get hurt. That was part of the deal too, right?” Envy said
calmly pushing the finger deeper.

“Stop that!” Ed
shouted trying to kick the other.

Envy hissed when
Ed got in a rather nasty kick with his automail leg and grabbed the aforementioned
limb.

“If you do that
again I’ll take your leg off too. So behave, class=SpellE>ochibi-chan.” Envy said glaring at the boy before smiling
again.

He could see
that Ed was debating whether he should still fight back and risk losing another
one of his automail parts, but Ed decided against it. The reason for his almost
too easy acceptance of the situation might have been because Envy had started
to move his hand again. Ed cringed and hissed when Envy pushed in another
finger and spread them further apart inside him but he didn’t do anything else.

“Hmm that’s much
better ochibi-chan.” Envy said happily leaning to
kiss the boy again.

Ed’s eyes
snapped open and he let out a loud moan when the fingers inside him hit
something that made him feel very, very good.

lang=EN-US>“Told you it’d feel good.” Envy
whispered licking the alchemist’s ear.

Ed writhed on
the bed suffering from sensory overload. He hated himself for the whimper he
let out when Envy pulled both of his hands away. He opened his eyes with some
effort and looked what the homunculus was doing now. He blushed when he saw
that Envy was naked and… well… His averted his eyes blushing even redder.

“You’re so
adorable,” Envy said grinning. “acting like a virgin…
oh wait you are one, aren’t you, ochibi-san?”

“Shut up.” Ed
growled refusing to look at the homunculus.

“If you want me
to,” Envy said shrugging. “you on the other hand will
be making lots of noise soon.”

Ed didn’t have
time to ask what he meant when he felt Envy’s erection push into him slowly. It
hurt despite the preparation. Saliva really wasn’t the best thing to use as a
lube. He bit his lip trying to distract himself from the pain between his legs,
and sighed when Envy paused and leaned forward to kiss him.

“It’ll feel
better.” Envy said holding himself back.

It felt good…
almost too good, Envy thought when he pulled back and thrust in again deeper
this time. Ed still had a slightly pained expression on his face and his eyes
were squeezed shut. That just wouldn’t do. Envy grabbed Ed’s thighs and lifted
the boy’s legs higher so that his knees were resting against his shoulders. Ed
opened his eyes again, surprised at the change of position, but when Envy
thrust into him again his expression changed.

“Ah!” Ed moaned
feeling a wave of pleasure wash over him.

It still hurt
but somehow the pleasure was overriding the pain making him want more. Envy on
the other hand had a hard time holding back. The boy was much tighter than he
had thought and it felt too good. He started to move faster within the boy
trying to hit that spot as often as he could.

Ed was disgusted
at himself for letting out such embarrassing sounds and actually enjoying the
act, but he couldn’t stop himself. It was weird to feel something moving in and
out of him but when Envy’s hard length hit his prostrate it felt so good. Apparently
Envy was enjoying it too.

“You like this
don’t you, ochibi-chan?” Envy asked breathing
heavily.

lang=EN-US>“Nnh.”

lang=EN-US>“Knew it.” Envy said smirking.

Ed would have
glared but he couldn’t do that. The sensations were getting to be too much for
him. It felt too good. Envy felt the boy tense beneath him and knew that it
wouldn’t be long until he came, so he wrapped one of his hands around Ed’s
erection again and started to pump it in time with his thrusts.

“Ah!” Ed moaned.

He was feeling
too much… too much. He bit his lip when he came drawing blood. Ed heard Envy
gasp as he tensed and squeezed Envy’s cock inside him even tighter. He felt
Envy continue to thrust into him and then tense when something warm flooded his
insides.

When he finally
recovered from his orgasm he found that Envy was lying on top of him and
smiling at him. All too smugly Ed thought angrily.

“What?” he bit
out glaring.

“I said it’d
feel good.” Envy said grinning.

“It wasn’t that
great. Now get off. You got what you wanted right? Go away.” Ed said trying to
push the other man off of him.

lang=EN-US>“Hmm? Aren’t you the sweet one? What
if I like being here? There’s not much you can do to me now.” Envy said playing
with Ed’s hair lazily.

“So are you just
going to be here until someone comes in? There’s nothing else you want here
now. Leave… please.” Ed said, loathing to ask the
other for something.

Envy looked at
him for a moment, serious for once, before shrugging and getting up. Ed turned
his back to the homunculus, ignoring him. He didn’t react when Envy touched his
face lightly.

“You’re still
mine, ochibi-chan.” Envy whispered into his ear.

Then the room
was empty except for the blonde alchemist lying on the bed gripping the sheets
tightly with his remaining hand.

~TBCclass=GramE>?~

A/N: Yeah class=SpellE>yeah I’m sorry. Sorry for the jumping and for the overly
long smut and for the horribly ooc characters and the
fluff and the sap and everything. I’m a disgrace to the fma
fandom *is ashamed* Sorry. Should I still continue…*sigh* It’s hard to write class=SpellE>EnEd.

F/N: ^class=GramE>,^ Mah fuhrer,
you once again have no idea what you are talking about!style='mso-spacerun:yes'> Ed is still…well, Ed.style='mso-spacerun:yes'> As for Envy, *gives Envy pat on back for style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>finally getting Ed in the sack* this is
manga Envy we’re talking about!!! So goddamnit
they’re not OOC!!! >o< The jumping also couldn’t be helped, and it style='mso-bidi-font-style:normal'>did make a hell o’a
lot of sense since it is the manga after all! ^_~ Nowclass=GramE>..lemme go light a fire under the mangaka’s
ass to get vol 8 out for ye so we can get more class=SpellE>ened smut!! ^o^ whooooo!! (class=GramE>as mah wife remarked about her A/B
earlier; F/N = Fred’s Note…ie: my plotbunny
named Fred~ ^^ and yesh, she’s my wife now! So y’all can just forget about trying to steal her
from me! mwahaaa!!)