Kakarotto's Balls

The Orbit of a Prince's Orb Obsession

a one-sentence collection

Notes: Thank you to LJ community "1sentence" for providing such fabulous prompt inspiration, and the unique challenge of one-sentence fic.

#01 - Motion

How they move, Kakarotto, those Saiyajin balls: your body in motion, my obsession in orbit.

#02 - Cool

No cold shower or sea bathing can cool my ardor, Kakarotto, can wrench me from this lusciously loathsome longing.

#03 - Young

I remember your last words to me, my father, as you gave me into Lord Freeza's service: "Wherever you may roam, my son, you will never find genitals like unto a Saiyajins, never know balls as mighty as ours."

#04 - Last

Fool of a Saiyajin, last of our race, I would shun you, destroy you even, if only those orbs did not call to me, wake me in the night, screaming their scent of homeworld, of home.

#05 - Wrong

With no father to guide me and no people to follow me, who is to say what is right and what is wrong in a prince's obsession?

#06 - Gentle

I tremble and tingle as I gently caress my own royal orbs, hoping to lure you from aloofness that must be feigned, Kakarotto, for I know you are not immune to the call.

#07 - One

There is no other like me, Kakarotto, no greater princely power, and I will wait—in battle or in silence—until you recognize my perfection and offer your mouth and your Saiyajin balls up to my indomitable will.

#08 - Thousand

For the worship you owe my genital dominance, Kakarotto, what matter a wait of a thousand days, a thousand thousand?

#09 - King

Father, master and ruler of our race, how did we lose so much so easily, letting our world be taken so readily from us, leaving me alone with an idiot third-class warrior who denies me even his pathetic testicular offering?

#10 – Learn

Why will you not be taught, Kakarotto, not learn your place, on your knees and at my feet, tongue upon my twin treasures, triumphant in my generosity as you lick your way to Saiyajin salvation?

#11 - Blur

Our battle today is a blur, fists and blasts of power against the pale sky of a paltry planet; but each pass offers a waft of my regal scent, my testicles singing their supremacy and luring you to your destiny.

#12 - Wait

The longer we are forced to share this world together, Kakarotto, the more certain I am that the wait will be short until you surrender to your fate: sucking my noble Saiyajin balls until you are suffocated by their superiority.

#13 - Change

The woman waits for my obsession to end, but breasts—mere human dugs—can never compare with the supreme allure of Saiyajin balls.

#14 - Command

Damn and blast this whole dreaded, pitiful planet and every one of its inhabitants who do not obey my commands, who fail to recognize that I am the one true Saiyajin prince, and that they are not worthy to lick the shortest hair on my balls!

#15 - Hold

My fingers clench and release, my grip opens and closes around the imagined perfection of regal Saiyajin balls that exist only in my memory; how tragic it is, I think over and over, that with our race nearly extinct, I must settle for inferiority, for availability, for Kakarotto.

#16 - Need

Need is too pale a word for a Prince who craves the worship of his Saiyajin balls and the taste of another's.

#17 - Vision

O the terrible sight my eyes behold: you reach a hand casually into your training pants and scratch distractedly at balls so rare they should be encased in glass…or my slavering jaws.

#18 - Attention

"Easy now," I tell my cock, rigid unto aching as it cries out for attention above my shivering, perfect, Saiyajin balls; "he will serve us soon."

#19 - Soul

They say that he who pleasures even the most lowly of Saiyajin balls will feel the beauty of our race ring through his soul.

#20 - Picture

What a pretty picture, Kakarotto: your prince, sitting on your face, bringing you enlightenment you are too coarse ever to truly deserve in the form of firm, glorious, fleshly orbs.

#21 - Fool

Who is the bigger fool, he who offers a treasure beyond measure to an unworthy wretch or the unworthy wretch who rejects it?

#22 - Mad

On the madness of a planet whose moon waxes and wanes by month not by century, nothing is worth waiting for, not even the majesty of worthy Saiyajin balls!

#23 - Child

I will never forget the lesson I learned as a child when my father dropped his pants over my prone body and showed me graphically that a Saiyajin's testicles are his greatest prize.

#24 - Now

What moment is better than the present, Kakarotto, for us to stand, face to face, subordinate to prince, and share the firm grip of fist upon orbs?

#25 - Shadow

In the shadow of Earth's feeble moon, I stand, proud and erect, yet how I wish I had tail and could transform, watching my balls swell to magnificent proportions as I wrecked havoc!

#26 - Goodbye

Bend over and kiss your balls goodbye, Kakarotto, for when I lavish tongue and teeth upon their low-rank rankness, I will blow your weak little mind.

#27 - Hide

Images of flaying your hide from your body do not haunt me, Kakarotto, they thrill me, and I can think of no more delectable sight than your blood trickling down over those unworthy Saiyajin balls.

#28 - Fortune

Once I sought my fortune among the stars, a young prince without a planet, willful and ruthless; but time and circumstance change us all: my world has narrowed to two swollen orbs that taunt me as little else can.

#29 - Safe

Even in sleep I am not safe from dreams of testicular perfection that scatter in the morning light on a pathetic planet that is not my own.

#30 - Ghost

I hear my father's ghostly voice in my ears as visions of sweaty Saiyajin balls dance before my eyes in the night: possess that which threatens to possess you, my son, rule the unworthy and claim the spoils.

#31 - Book

Where, dare I ask, is it written that a low class warrior is permitted to have such terrible, enticing  testes?

#32 - Eye

Would that I could spy with my little eye a pair of truly worthy Saiyajin balls!

#33 - Never

I know the expression, "never say never," but I never knew I would have to live it, Kakarotto, waiting upon your coy testicular imbecility!

#34 - Sing

Oh, how the body sings electric with the longing for a pair of perfect twin Saiyajin orbs, spicy and fragrant!

#35 - Sudden

I halt in the midst of training that could turn so perfectly lethal if only your balls were not the only game in town!

#36 - Stop

Oh, for fuck's sake, Kakarotto, stop it!

#37 - Time

In the dark of night I fondle myself furiously, wishing images of a lost world of worthy Saiyajin balls did not plague me across space and time.

#38 - Wash

It is really my voice, my mouth forming the words, "Can I wash those for you?"

#39 - Torn

There is the tiniest of tears at the groin of your training pants, Kakarotto, and I thrill that today you have gone commando.

#40 - History

Ours is a history of war, Kakarotto, of Saiyajin vs. Saiyajin, of warrior vs. warrior, of sac vs. sac.

#41 - Power

I may lack the power to pull my mind and my mitts away from those ripe orbs of yours, Kakarotto, but there is no weakness in my grasp.

#42 - Bother

"Oh bother," I mutter, seeing that I have once again stained my sheets in dreams of worthy Saiyajin balls.

#43 - God

How paltry is the Earthly sense of God, when he speaks not of the glory of the testicle!

#44 - Wall

On my homeworld, there was a massive stone wall into which warriors tucked scraps of paper on which were written their fervent prayers for mighty Saiyajin orbs.

#45 - Naked

The naked truth of our legacy rests deep within our Saiyajin balls.

#46 - Drive

I am made of raw drive, burning to conquer: the world and your balls, Kakarotto, the world and your balls.

#47 - Harm

There is no greater harm you can do a worthy Saiyajin warrior than to kick him in the balls…and laugh.

#48 - Precious

At last I have knocked you unconscious, hard-headed Kakarotto, and my tongue shall delve between your strong-muscled thighs to feast on the world's most precious fruit.

#49 - Hunger

Do you never, never hunger for a taste, Kakarotto?

#50 - Believe

Despite all evidence, all odds, I must believe that there exist other Saiyajin still alive in the universe, for without them I am trapped in the hellish orbit of my orb obsession.