What Heero Really Does With His Laptop

*snickers* Shinigami does the naughtiest things... These characters are not mine, but they are fun to play as in chat room! Please don\'t sue me if these guys are yours, I\'m just entertaining for free and making nothing from it except making people happy... and horney! That reminds me- there will be shonen ai and yaoi! So you don\'t get too lost, I will warn you now that some of this is written as close to chat and IM format as I could get for the crapy computer I have access to. Have a nice day!

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What Heero Really Does With His Lap Top
by Chibimono Akuno


Duo Maxwell was stationed on L2 during an assignment. Once he had gotten things done, he decided to look into a certain package that Professor G had given him. Duo had opened it before he went on his mission, but he felt he did not need it and, besides, it gave him sad memories.

In the package was a lap top, almost exactly the same to Heero\'s. Duo looked at it in distaste; he and lap tops did not get along. After all, when it came to Heero Yuy, the lap top got more attention than Duo, which was why he hated them so much.

Through all his anger at the piece of machinery, Duo began to wonder what out on the net could possibly keep Win Wing Zero pilot\'s attention as much as it did. As much as the American fought himself, curiousity won out and he turned the contraption on.

It logged on quickly and effortlessly to net. Duo surfed some, looking at the news, checking up on some Oz information, but there was nothing of interest for him. However, it seemed that everywhere he went, something was offering entrances into chat rooms.

He was intrigued with this thought of talking to complete strangers from all over the world. Maybe he could meet someone to take his mind off of his feelings for Heero? He would have to look into this chat room business.

Filling out the proper information, all falsified of course, he acquired a screen name: Short_Dark_And_Deadly. Nodding his head at the appropriateness of the name, he continued on his quest of finding out about chatting.

He went through room after room, watching people talk to one another. He found interesting conversations, but when they got any good, the people took off to somewhere else.

Picking a room at random, Duo happened to enter the \"Yaoi HO\'N GO\" room. His eyebrows raised to his hair line in surprise. \"What\'s this all about?\" he asked himself out loud as he began to read.

Welcome to the Yaoi HO\'N GO!
- Place an order or get one filled! -
Chatting here: Blood_and_Guts_Boy, Yaoi_Master_Kudomono, Fag_Magnet_Mamoru, Chibimono_Akuno, Sana-chan\'s_Hairdresser, Happy_Hentai_Guy, Velvet_Tonsils57, Fish_Eye_85, Short_Dark_And_Deadly, Male_Sex_Kitten_2369, and Yaoi_Cloud_Strife_9969

Short_Dark_And_Deadly enters

Fish_Eye_85 says, i want ur body mamochan!!!

Short_Dark_And_Deadly says, What\'s goin\' on, everybody?

Male_Sex_Kitten_2369 says, Mew! New person! Pet me!

Yaoi_Cloud_Strife_9969 leaves

Sana-chan\'s_Hairdresser leaves

Fag_Magnet_Mamoru rips open his shirt, exposing a finely developed chest and abs

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, ......

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, Not much.

Fish_Eye_85 squeals w/ delite & kisses mamochan w/ lots of tongue

Short_Dark_DeadDeadly says, Those two seem like they\'re having fun!

Velvet_Tonsils57 says, they go at it here like this all the time.

Chibimono_Akuno says, lol

Male_Sex_Kitten_ say says, Damn it, new person! Pet me! NOW!

Short_Dark_And_Deadly says, Are you talking to me?

Fag_Magnet_Mamoru falls over in a heap with Fisheye

Male_Sex_Kitten_2369 says, You just got here, didn\'t you?! Pet me, now! And it better be in a bad place!

Short_Dark_And_Deadly says, I\'d rather not...

Chibimono_Akuno says, lol

Velvet_Tonsils57 says, brb (auto away)

Fish_Eye_85 climbs on top of mamochan and grinds his hips

Yaoi_Master_Kudomono says, I\'ll pet you, sex kitten

Yaoi_Master_Kudomono runs his hands down the sex kitten\'s body and pets his male organ

Godemon_MacDonald enters

Chibimono_Akuno says, Holy shit! It\'s Go!

Godemon_MacDonald says, click it! do it now!

Fag_Magnet_Mamoru rips Fisheye\'s clothes off

Male_Sex_Kitten_2369 says, Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!

Yaoi_Master_Kudomono squeezes sex kitten\'s masculinity

Short_Dark_And_Deadly says, I think I should be afraid...

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, ......

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, Don\'t be.

Fish_Eye_85 says, do me now mamochan!

Godemon_MacDonald says, you know you want to click

Male_Sex_Kitten_2369 says, I have an idea, Kudo-sensei!

Chibimono_Akuno says, LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU KNOW I WANT TO CLICK IT, BUT AIJO IS TELLING ME NO! I\'M WHIPPED, SO I CAN\'T CLICK IT!

Chibimono_Akuno leaves

Male_Sex_Kitten_2369 leaves

Yaoi_Master_Kudomono leaves

Fag_Magnet_Mamoru rips off his pants, bends Fisheye over, and plunges into him

Godemon_MacDonald says, that wasn\'t fun. now I have to find him again...

Godemon_MacDonald leaves

Fish_Eye_85 screams at top of lungs for more

Short_Dark_And_Deadly says, Damn, I don\'t think I\'ve seen so many people leave so fast!

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, ......

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, All horney, I guess.

Fag_Magnet_Mamoru pounds Fisheye as hard as he can

Short_Dark_And_Deadly says, How about you? Are you horney?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, ......

Fag_Magnet_Mamoru pulls out to turn Fisheye over and plunges back in

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, I do not think so.

Fish_Eye_85 says, harder mamochan! i want it hard! like i\'m a bad boy!

Short_Dark_And_Deadly says, I would love to stay here longer and talk, but geez! Those two are getting on my nerves!

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, ......

Blood_and_Guts_Boy says, Same here.

It was at that point a window came up on the screen. Duo looked at it curiously. Someone wanted to talk to him? It was the Blood_and_Guts_Boy... Suddenly his interest was peeked. \"Hmmm,\" thought Duo, his mind finding its way to the gutter. \"I wonder what he wants to talk about...?\"

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Is this better?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Actually, it is. Anything to get away from them is good. ;)

Blood_and_Guts_Boy........

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Are you usually this quiet?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Why do you chat if you\'re so quiet?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I usually do not chat. I just watch.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Oh, a voyeur! I see... lol

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Is that a bad thing?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Iie, not at all. I would be too if the other people chatting were a lot less flat out nasty and a lot more... eloquent, I guess would be the word. Do you ever get into any of the action?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: ...... Iie.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: WHat? Why not?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Just do not.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Does anyone try to put moves on you?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I ignore them and watch.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Anou... Why are you talking to me?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: ......

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Oh, I see! So now you are not talking to me.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Iie! Do not go! I was just thinking of why I am talking to you...

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: You want me here? O.o?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Hai!

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Why, I am not sure yet.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Are you shy? Confused?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa, I am very shy. I am very confused.

Cocking his head to the side, Duo stared hard at the screen. \"Curiouser and curiouser...\"

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Maybe I can help.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I think that is why I wanted to talk to you. You seem sane compared to other people I have seen in yaoi chats.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I seem sane?! That\'s a first! I\'ve been called a psychopath and baka more times than I can remember! Now I seem sane! lol

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Demo......

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Is it not okay to talk to you?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Iie, I\'ll help. I\'m not a crazy nut or anything. ;)

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: What\'s on your mind?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I have been mistreated by my male caretakers as I grew up.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Mistreated? What do you mean?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: They beat me and raped me.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: That\'s really bad! I\'m really sorry to hear that! Have you talked to a counselor or someone about that?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Iie, I actually have not said anything to anyone until now.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: How often did they do that to you?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: A couple times a day for years. Ever since before I could remember until a few years ago. What they did to me all depended on how they felt.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Oh, kami... I don\'t know what to say...

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Why are you telling me this?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I want to know... Is it right to have feelings for other men after that? Because I think I do...

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: And I thinkm scm scared...

Duo paused for a moment and looked at the screen. The poor guy! He was afraid to fall in love because he was hurt so much before. The American felt so sorry for him. He could remember times in his own youth when men would try to grab him off the street and put their dirty nasty hands on him.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: How well do you know this person you might have feelings for?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: We work together a lot. We have shared rooms and dorms together. He is very friendly and open, but from the way I grew up, I could never be the same towards him like he is to me.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: That\'s understandable. You\'ve been through alot. Are you two good friends?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I think he believes we are. I guess we are.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Do you know if he\'s... yaoi? Or if he likes you?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Iie.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Where is he right now?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Out of town.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Do you know where out of town?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Iie.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Do you know when he\'ll be back?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Iie.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Well, do you know what he\'s doing out of town? O.o?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I could find out, but it may take a while. Why do you want to know?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: It just seems a bit odd to me that he disappears without telling you where he\'s going or what he\'s doing. U.u

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: He is working.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: So he has a job?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: If you can call it one.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: What? Is he a hooker or something? lol

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Iie, he is not.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I\'m sorry. I don\'t mean to be pushing for information. I just want to help you out.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I don\'t even know who you are. O.o?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I do not know you, either.

Duo gritted his teeth. He should not have said anything about identity! \"Baka!\" he accused himself. \"Now I have to think of something quick!\"

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: The name\'s Max. ;P

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I am Odin.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Oi, just like the god! That\'s really cool! I call myself

\"Kuso!\" Duo cried out. \"I almost gave myself away! I can\'t use Shinigami on the net. Oz\'ll know for sure that I\'m out here and trace me down!\" He had to think fast.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: -I call myself Zeus every once and a while. There was a villian in the old Batman comic books named Maxie Zeus. I figure my name is Max like his, so I can call myself Zeus, too.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Interesting. Odin is what my parent named me. It has no importance.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Sure it has importance. It\'s your name.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: There is nothing important about me.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Oi! U.U Don\'t you say that! There are a whole bunch of people out there dying because of the war. You are alive! Just by being alive, you are very important!

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: It would be better for the world if I were dead. I have tried killing myself before. However, it does not work.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I should hope not! Killing yourself is a stupid thing! It doesn\'t solve anything and just makes things worse for the people who knew you! My best friend tried to kill himself several times. He still tries it. I want him to stop, but sometimes he can\'t help it...

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I don\'t want him to die. I still haven\'t told him that I loved him.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: You love your best friend?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: So much it hurt sometimes. T.T

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Why have you not told him about how you feel?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I don\'t think he knows what love is. He\'s kinda like the robot he works with.

Duo slapped himself in the forehead. \"There I go again, trying to give myself away!\"

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Does he work for Oz?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Iie, he works with scrap collecting machinery.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Is he a War Cleaner?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: You\'ve heard of \'em? O.o?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Yeah, he\'s a War Cleaner.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: What\'s his name?

Groaning to himself, Duo looked at the screen. \"If he\'s heard of War Cleaners, he might know my name! I\'m like a celebrity with the Sweepers. Well, I was going to slip up somewhere, I might as well keep going.\"

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Duo Maxwell.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Duo? Ma

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Yeah, Duo Maxwell. You know him?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I do. He not not seem so machanical. Nor suicidal.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: He sure gets all stiff and doesn\'t want anyone to bother him when he\'s around me. I don\'t think he\'s ever told me about you, though.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I did not know he was homosexual.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: He\'s bisexual.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Are you a girl?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Iie! I\'m a guy! U.U But he like girls, too.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Are you very close?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Not really. He\'s off and about alot.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I have heard he is a Gundam pilot.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Maybe he is, maybe he isn\'t. I don\'t know. He doesn\'t tell me what he does when he\'s gone.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Does he ever tell you of who he is attracted to?

\"If he knows who I am, I might as well ham things up a bit,\" Duo chuckled as he typed.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: There is this one guy I hear alot about. Name\'s Heero Yuy.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Heero Yuy?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Yeah.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Heero Yuy. U.U

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Do you not like Heero Yuy?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: U.U Of course I don\'t like him! I\'ve never met him, but I want to kill him. He\'s stolen my Duo\'srt! rt! He\'s all Duo talks about. He even cries his name in his sleep.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Omae o korosu.

\"No way!\" Duo shouted out loud, looking at the screen in disbelief. \"It can\'t be!\"

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Heero?! Heero is that you?!

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Stay away from my Duo.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Heero?! If that is you, I am Duo!

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Iie, you are Max.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Heero, I am Duo! I said I was Max to cover my tracks Blo Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Prove that you are Duo.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I don\'t call myself Zeus. My nickname is Shinigami. I am a Gundam pilot. I pilot Gundam Deathscythe Hell.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Damnit! I just gave out all that information! If Oz is watching, they\'re going to get me!

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: They are not watching this area of the net. I have it cleared. Where are you right now?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I\'m at L2. I just finished a mission given to me from Professor G.

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: You are Duo.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: No shit. U.U

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Was what you said true?

Short_Dark_Dea_Deadly: What did I say?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I...

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I stole your heart.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Hai. All true... I\'ve been caught red handed, I guess. Heero, I\'v loved you from the get-go.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Wait. I\'ve got to know! Am I the one... That you were confused about...?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: And the abuse? Was that true? T.T

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Heero-kun, I\'m so sorry. Is there any way I can help?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: I do not know. Maybe. I will think about it.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Heero-kun?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Is this what you do on your lap top all the time? Watch chats?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa.

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: I wish I could have gotten to a lap top before hand! We could have found out about us sooner. ;)

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Aa.


Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Anou... Your not going to be using your lap top much when I\'m around are you? O.o?

Blood_and_Guts_Boy: Why?

Short_Dark_And_Deadly: Because I want some attention! That damn lap top hogs it all! U.U

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- owari - ;P