Expectations

Title: Expectations

Author: mao

Disclaimer: GundamW characters, likenesses, and plot lines are
property of T.V. Asahi, Sunrise, the Sotsu Agency, Bandai, and the
Cartoon Network. The story is mine and you may have it if you ask
nicely.

Author's Notes: Visit the bad fanfic! no biscuit! website, read
around a bit, and you'll get where this came from.

Warnings: sexual content.

It was small.

She couldn't think of any other way to describe it, because after
all, she'd never seen one before. But after everything else, it just
seemed to be...well, a bit of a let-down.

Of course, she was not going to worry too much about it if she
could. She was going to try to be ok with this, to let it go. She
loved him, had loved him from the day they met - if you could call it
meeting, exactly - and this hadn't ever been a big part of their
relationship before, so....

Besides - she hadn't seen one before. She could be wrong. Really.
She could be.

At least, that was what she kept trying to tell herself. From theck ock of her head though, she kept hearing this voice that sounded
suspisciously like Dorothy's, laughing.

"That's it?" The voice cackled cruelly. "No wonder he's so tough.
No wonder that gun's so big....he's making up for this!"

I love him, Relena reminded herself. This won't
matter.

And then - No wonder he fits in those tiny shorts, she
thought suddenly, clapping a hand to her mouth to stifle the giggle
that rose up in her throat.

He wrapped his arms around her, holding her so close she could
feel...it...rubbing awkwardly aganst her silk skirt. From this angle,
she could see her sumptuous bed, dressed as it always was in white
velvet. Pale pink rose petals decorated the bedspread, and vines with
rosebuds curled down the posts. When she'd returned from the
important banquet to find her room decorated with roses and lit with
candles, Heero naked on her bed...she'd known it was time. She'd
known for some time that the first part of her life was ending, but
the less sensible part of her looked down, wondering...

Of course, she reminded herself, all the romance novels she'd
studied - because if she'd had to seduce him, she would have.
Thankfully, he got to it first. All the novels she'd read said that
it got stiff first, too. And that when that happened, it got a
little...bigger.

Part of her hoped they were right, because she'd seen pictures and
wondered if it would fit, but this...they might have room for a
family of five along with it.

"Relena?" She snapped back into reality, looking at his face,
surprised. His eyes were still that perfect deep blue, she reassured
herself. But then she thought of him standing by the window, of the
view she'd gotten...of how, well, tiny he was.

"Yes Heero?" She asked, trying not to laugh as she did so. Trying
to be calm and normal and...well, nice. She didn't want him to feel
bad about it. Especially since this was supposed to be...a romantic
time. A sweet time. The time when they came together for the first
time and everything faded into black, like a movie.

Her first time...she'd been so excited while she was plotting it,
she'd been so thrilled when she'd walked into the room and the soft
glow of the candles. But as he kissed her neck and struggled with the
delicate buttons in lace on her back, she felt him grow hard at her
leg.

She glanced down, and he paused for a minute, looking down at...it
(she still couldn't bring herself to call it a penis, a dick, or
anything else). Suddenly, she wanted to laugh hysterically as
Dorothy's snide voice took over her mind.

"Some build up, huh?" Dorothy's voice giggled inanely. "A whole
quarter an inch longer. You better be careful with that thing,
Relena." She brought her hand up over her mouth again and darted into
the bathroom without an apology.

He never heard her laughter, but it was a good half hour
before she emerged again.