Ill-Conceived Notion

NC-17 Yaoi: You are warned.
Disclaimer: I don\'t own these character. This is just a harmless fanfic.


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Ill-Conceived Notion.

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Hilde switched legs to finish painting toentoenails. \"Yeah, Rel, 6PM. And don\'t give me any \'He made me late\'s, alright? Good, see ya then, babe.\" She couldn\'t help but giggle as she clicked off the phone and set it down. She loved this new blue glitter polish she\'d found. Later by the pool, she\'d have to show them off.

Duo leaned against the wall inspecting his braid. \"Over for dinner, again? Why doesn\'t she just move in and save the gas.\"

\"Oh please, you complain enough about me, I doubt you could handle two women living in this house. She\'s my best friend. It\'s not like this base is dripping with females, not intelligent ones at least. I\'d think you\'d know that more than anyone.\" Grin.

\"Hey nYou You know I\'m happy here with you, babe.\" Good answer, obviously missing a \'just\' between \'here\' and \'with\', though.

\"Yep, especially since I\'m on guard duty when that Wendy gets out of the med-ward.\" Knowing smile painted below a steady glare daring him to counter it.

\"I........\"

Shrug and grin. \"It\'s ok, Mr. Maxwell. I know your itching for more action than any woman could possibly uphold, common male trait I\'m told.\" Analytical nod. \"Why do you think I haven\'t married you? It\'s not like I won\'t. I\'m just waiting for you to want me enough.\"

\"Woah, wait a sec. You hang out with people, too.\" Finishing with the braid for today, inspecting the room for support.

\"Yes I do, Releena Peacecraft. I admit it freely.\" Smirk.

\"Well there ya go, I don\'t complain about you and her always being \'friendly\'. So we\'re even.\"

Pausing to verify what the ears just heard. \"So, um. Anyday now your going to walk in and see me and Rel kissing in the foyer?\"

7% blush. \"Wendy started it. And.... If I did find you and Releena, I\'d tr be be cool about it.\"

\"I bet it kills you that the closest we get to anything sexual is discussing skirt sizes.\"

\"Hey, everything starts somewhere\" Suggestive grin and shrug.

Shaking head. \"I\'m living a nympho with dillusions of lesbianism.\" Sigh.

Shrug, walking by stroking her neck with his braid. \"Yeah, well you forgot to add \'Terribly Handsome\'.\"

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Dingdong.

Hilde got the door. \"Hey Rel, come on in. Did you bring anything for taking a dip?\"

Smile. \"No, you know I don\'t have time today, though I admit that a visit just isn\'t right without a dip in the pool. Trying to relax in the palace pool is like trying to cool off in an Olympic stadium, nothing cozy, just big.\"

The two friends embraced and took to their favorite spots to comiserate the day. In the next room, as his console game lingered on pause, Duo listened through the door for telltale signs of their treachery. It didn\'t take long for him to uncover the true depth of their subterfuge.

\"Have you tried that new \'Death-By-Mousse\'?\" Hilde\'s voice betrayed thmorymory of passion.

\"No. I have a feeling you\'ve been holding out on me. First the \'White Vanilla Paradise\' and now a \'Death-by-Mousse\'? I\'ve always wondered how if I\'m royalty, that you find all the finest foods.\" An accusing \'hmm?\'.

Like a blazing light ofphomphomy, the code unravel within Duo\'s mind. He sank to the floor by the door mouth agape as the implications spiralled around him. \'Of Course!\', he thought, \'I see it All now. A Code of Sweets... and shopping, they talk alot about shopping... I\'ll figure that one out later, but... A Code of Sweets. It Must be sex in disguise, And Listen to them. Damn their perverted, laying all this out right in the open? And they act like I\'m bad. But that\'s part of the act, I see it now. \'Vanilla White Paradise\'?\' He pulled up his tank some to look at his stomach and frowned. \'I\'ve got a decent tan, that was low... Oh she meant in the Past... Yeah ok. And... and \'Death-by-Mousse\'\' His mind paused on that one. \'There\'s no black men around here. Mousse... Moose... Football name\'s, Of Course. Biggest man on the field always get\'s the name Moose.\' And pride ranneth through him. \'Well yeah, so now my name is \'Moose\', I can dig that.. I mean it\'s obviously earned. Yeah...\' With his Earth-altering cryptology fresh in his mind, he quickly retook his position to begin the real information gathering.

\"Oh please, Rel. Your figure\'s great. You should split one with me sometime.\"

\"This was my one day to blow it on my diet, but you know me. I\'ll split anything with a friend.\"

The door to the game room rattled, Hilde looked up. \"Duo hun? You ok?\"

The door slid open and He was there. Naked. Proud. Ready. His woman needs him and here he stood, resigned to his horrid fate of having to share his monogomous soul with her canibalistic friend. Yes, He loves Hilde, enough that he will sacrafice himself to her sick fantasies. Leaning against the door frame, braid adrift over his shoulder, his sultry voice strummed cords of destiny across the two lovely angels. \"Good Evening, Ladies. You\'re Death-By-Moose... is served.\"

He watched Hilde\'s eyes close as the heat of the moment as all her dreams overtook her at once... wait... nope, her eyes weren\'t closed, just really really narrow. \"Duo?\" Ah the lurid depths of an impassioned woman\'s voice... like the fragile tones that framed her voice that day she heard he\'d wrecked her car... awfully close to that tone in fact.

Releena took the moment to drink her tea, the recovering action had gotten her through a war, it could get her through this. She set down her glass and looked away from the braided wonder to Hilde. \"The service here is amazing, Hilde. Though I admit I envisioned the dessert as looking diffrent.\"

\"Duo?\"

His plan was starting to take on a rather liberal interpretation of \'Perfect\'. The flag was half mast and the flag crew was confused. \"Um, Babe? I thought-\"

\"No dear, I\'m quite certain that\'s one thing you haven\'t done.\"

\"You... two weren\'t... talking about a threesome?\"

The temperature dropped ten degrees. \"a WHAT?\"

Storay aay apparently, the flag crew took everything down and packed up for the duration. Duo really didn\'t like something about how this was going, maybe he\'d taken things a little too quickly. Just when Hilde was about to say something, Releena lightly shook her shoulder.

\"Come now, Hilde, calm down. This could be fun.\"

Duo shined in glory and pride once more, having known all along that Releena would save him in light of his sacrafice. As Hilde and Releena whispered, he awaited his destiny.

Hilde blushed. \"Are you sure, Rel? I mean-\"

Shrug. \"I think it would fix alot of issues, Hilde. Let\'s have some fun.\" She stood and set down her tea cup after a final sip. \"I think I should be going. I\'m so sorry, Duo, but this is hardly a matter that should be rushed.\" Looking to Hilde, \"8PM?\"

The gleam in Hilde\'s eye was getting evil, so was her smile. \"Oh yes, 8PM.\"

Releena walked to the door, stopping by Duo, taking a glance at his weaponry and then gazing into his eyes questioningly. \"Are you sure this is ok, Duo? I\'ve heard threesome\'s are pretty intense.\"

Smooth line, smooth line, smooth line, what would James Bond say. \"I\'ll rise to the occasion.\" Yes, damn I\'m good.

\"I bet.\" Glancing back to Hilde, winking and smiling as she took to the door and she was gone.

Duo was about to ask why they hadn\'t all hit the pool, but the question dissapated when the suddenly calm Hilde stroked his pride and kissed his neck.

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Duo intended to subtely keep an eye on the clock as the night progressed. He was so subtle in fact that he didn\'t even notice himself doing it. He was definitely paying attention to Hilde, though. That gleam in her eye apparently came bundled with a side of hot\'n\'wild. He was on his back holding her hips, but he was not in control. Preempting success, though, Hilde slowed to a stop and slid off her ready mount.

\"It\'s time.\"

Her voice sent tremors through him. Tonight would be the night. An hour in the bath, the rest of the time here in bed, and it was all just getting started. She\'d taken his place flat on her back, legs wrapped around his waist, guiding him in at her own pace. Between her gasps and bucking, she remained the leader, taking his hands and placing them thumb to index underlining her breasts giving her the precious feeling of working her breathe against his strong arms. As they both heard the front door to the house open, Duo smiled and found a little more to give. The bedroom door opened and shut quietly and the other was near.

\"Hilde, I\'m going to kill you for this.\"

\"HEERO?\" Duo quickly realized that having one\'s hands held down to breasts and tight legs around your waist made an amazingly effective full body restraint, not to mention being currently inside the restrainer.

Heero was shrugging off clng ang and sounding pretty dismal. \"Hi, Duo. No I\'m not happy to see you. Next time you have any bright ideas, shoot yourself in the head.\"

\"So That\'s what Releena\'s been not telling me about.\" Hilde grinned looking at Heero\'s equipment. \"Come here, Heero. I\'ve got a job you you.\"

Duo\'s oil pressure dropped, he tried to pull away but still couldn\'t. He could shake and whimper though. \"Hilde? This isn\'t right. We can\'t do this. You\'ve got to let me go. Heero? I\'m sorry ya had to drive her here, Pal, but you gotta leave.\"

\"I\'d love to go home, Duo, but this wasn\'t my idea. See what you were doing to Hilde before you fell out? I\'d like to do that with Releena at any point in the future, and apparently because of your show today, I never will unless I do what Hilde want\'s tonight.\"

Hilde feigned a pout. \"What\'s wrong, Duo? I thought you wanted a threesome?\"

\"With YOU and RELEENA, That\'s diffrent!\"

\"Come here, Heero.\"

\"Sometime tomorrow, remind me to kill you, Duo.\"

Hilde slid off the bed to kneel at Duo\'s feet clamping his calves between her knees. She scoop up his limpette into her mouth and searched for a reactivator with her tongue. His attempts to protest turned into attempts to breathe. He could feel one of her hands stroking up the back of his thigh and across his asscheek holding him steady during her oral onslaught. He could sense Heero getting closer, but he couldn\'t turn enough to see him. He heard Heero\'s breathing catch.

Heero closed his eyes as he stood in reach of Hilde\'s other hand and it gently stroked his length. He was resigned to what was going to happen, so he tried to relax and remain neutral. Actually it didn\'t feel that bad. He was getting hard quickly, half from the gentle touch, and half from hearing the most talkativeuvenuvenist he\'d ever met whimper and get scared. Soon he felt what he dreaded, the tug of Hilde\'s hand tode hde him to another place. He sucked in his breathe and remained firm.

Hilde was holding Duo on the brink, but slowed just enough to keep him for reaching the clouds. \"Now let\'s see just how well your \'Threesome\' idea works.\"

\"Hilde, You never said a thing about wanting another guy. Now I\'ve been a good sport about this so far, but I\'m laying down some rules. Heero? Hilde\'s ya-ya is off limits, Dude. You\'re just gonna have to stick it somewhere else.\"

Heero sigh\"Ye\"Yeah, that my my understanding, too.\"

\"Good. Now, Second Ru-... wait... What?\"

\"Ready, Heero?\", Hilde gleefully chirpped.

\"Guess so,\" Heero mumbled.

\"Wait! What the Hell are you doing behind me, Heero? and Hilde? What\'s going on? I was talking about you and... well, You and a friend, you know. You two get busy and let me join in.\"

\"Well then that would be My threesome, wouldn\'t it? I get a friend and I get my boy all at once? That was a kind offer, Duo, really. So, this is Your threesome.\"

Duo tried to screech something else, but Hilde deepthroated him and somehow emptied his lungs through his cock. While his eyes were still crossed, Hilde parted his asscheeks with one hand and with the other brought Heero up to the mark. Duo felt him touch and whimpered, \"I don\'t think I can do this, babe.\"

Hilde slid her mouth from him and pouted, \"Don\'t you love me? I mean, I know you love putting it in my ass eventhough ust ust makes me sore. Let\'s make a deal. You take it like a man or I\'ll hit the road and leave you with Wendy and her three kids and two STD\'s\"

Whimper.

Hilde smiled. \"I\'ll take that as an \'Ok, continue\'.\"

To not be heartless, she did take him deep in her mouth again, this time getting his balls in as well, a feat she hadn\'t managed too often before. As he gasped for air and tensed like steel, She gently gripped Heero near his base and eased his length into Duo.

Duo was beside himself, actually he had the odd sensation of being inside himself. Whatever it was, it wasn\'t forming any words in his mind.

Heero was straining, this wasn\'t a level of tightness he was used to dealing with. But Hilde\'s hand was actually a good coach, realizing he wasn\'t getting far and easing up and stoking him to keep him hard for more. He realized that through the haze of confusion, Duo was fixing to struggle his way out of this. He took the initiative and grabbed Duo\'s arms locking them in his own, half to stop Duo from trying to escape, and half to bind himself to the task so he couldn\'t leave himself. The strangest thing happened, though. Once Duo\'s arms were locked, his chance for escape removed, and above all his cock was getting sucked voraciously by Hilde, Heero felt Duo\'s rim suddenly relax. Releena had experimented with him taking her anal once, but didn\'t quite like it as much and hadn\'t tried it since. She\'d explained to him what she\'d learned in anatomy
about the same orgreseresent in females as the G-spot being present in males but in the back. He\'d thought about that and always wondered. Letting himself be guided into Duo\'s ass, he tried to imagine it as his own and actually found the
prospect intriguing. Hilde apparently read his mind, or the smile he didn\'t know he had on his face, and reached behind Heero\'s ass and gently stroked his tight rim.

Duo was losing his mind, his entire body was so tight that his lungs burned and he wanted to arch till his spine broke. He\'d given up, but his mind still hadn\'t told him to what. The tears in his eyes were blurring his vision but they weren\'t from pain, only confusion. Then suddenly something gave way. Though his leg\'s and hips were starting to burn from strain as well, something just stopped fighting and a warm rush of calm flowed through him. It felt like release, but he hadn\'t yet. He felt the bulge of Heero\'s cock, magnified by the warmth of the virgin trail, slide into his soul.

Heero felt it too, the warmth was so much stronger than in Releena\'s ass. The muscles of a man made for a sanctuary almost as blessed in tension and sensation as a woman\'s sacred path. Just inside Duo, Heero felt him clenche. He just barely managed to hold back the moan from the feeling of it. It was like a pulse of pure pleasure sent through him. He gently pulled back a little, unintentionally giving Hilde the impression that he was giving up. With an urgancy in her motion, she pressed three fingers together and slid them deep into Heero. His own breathe caught. He felt a surge of energy envelop his cock and with new strength he thrust into Duo.

Duo screamed in gasps. He couldn\'t envision his own pal behind him or even Hilde in front of him, only formless sensation inside himself. His hips found a pattern of their own, forward into Hilde\'s mouth, backward accepting Heero cock.

Hilde released Duo\'s cock from her lips and pulled herself onto the bed\'s edge using her leg grip on Duo to pull him into her. Heero\'s armlock from behind pulled him along with Duo and as one the three moaned. Hilde swore she\'d never felt Duo\'s penis so deeply textured. No other time had she ever felt every veined muscle or his incredible strength in his silken thrust. As he entered her, she felt herself slipping to the edge. Everything about this was so beautiful. The feeling of Duo inside her. The feeling of his legs as he finally learned what it\'s like to have someone inside himself. She gripped his side and pulled herself up against him pressing her flushed breasts against his chest and wrapping her arms around him and Heero to hold herself steady. She couldn\'t kiss him for fear of losing what little breath she had, he was so much more powerful
for her this time.

Heero couldn\'t help the way he felt. Ration had nothing to do with this. There was a body in his arms, lean, warm, hard. Everytime he sheathed himself in it he got so close to release that it hurt. But those fingers, He ached for that tiny
feeling he\'d had when Hilde touched him, it was paramount to his senses.

Duo exploded. He\'d bruised himself straining against it, but when it hit him, He swore he\'d never seen it coming. He roared and bucked against his restraints as he filled the woman against his chest with liquid heat. The next moment was
Hilde\'s, the erun fen felt like flames enveloping her as she crushed his cock inside her hips and scraped rockhard nipples across his chest. She bit his shoulder and pulled and pushed against the tremors holding on as long as she could to the stars and the comets. He was breathing heavy in her ear and still rocking steadily when she looked into his eyes and gently kissed him. The haze of passion was in his eyes. The look she\'d seen when he\'d taken her for the first time. Then she realized something else, he was still rock hard inside her. Like all women, she got the deepest peace from being held and craddled after a true moment of mutual pleasure, but she found herself easing off his length onto the bed and looking at this new twist. She slid onto her wobbly feet and stood beside the men watching them move. Heero was red and on the verge of collapse or combustion. Duo was standing against him, arm\'s locked in his, eyes misty, mouth gasping, chest slick, and there below, his beautiful penis, erect as a monument, glistening with the mix of his life and her pleasure, throbbing so hard it
seemed to buck.

She realized what had to be done. She saw it in Heero\'s eye as he glanced at her. A friend\'s eyes, desperate for her help, begging her for finality to the curse of incompletion. He was soaked with sweat and resembled a finely oiled machine pumping Duo in steady patterns. She stepped up beside him and slid her hand down his slick back to his quivering hips. He nearly jumped when her hand approached the throbbing rim she\'d left to neglect minutes ago. She removed her hand and stroked in down Duo\'s cock once covering it in impassioned creams and fluids. She raised her dripping fingers to Heero\'s sight and slowly licked her fingertips. He nearly died, but managed to whisper, \"Please....\"

She knelt at his side and watched him fuck Duo. She placed her dry hand on Duo\'s cock letting his ballsac fall into it and holding him tightly as he neared a second wave. Then she looked into Heero\'s eyes as a benevolent saint granting him his desire. She bundled three fingers together and pushed them deep inside Heero\'s ass holding them there inside him. He moaned and lost balance to his thrusts but continued, the deepest functions of his body screamed for release and Hilde\'s fingers formed the missing key. He erupted into Duo. The effect was instant. It\'s as if Heero\'s scream of rse wse was carried through a chain reaction. As he pumped his thick essence into Duo, Duo\'s cock bucked then exploded his own high into the air.

It took a full minute for the guys to stop and get a solid mental grasp on what had happened. Hilde wasn\'t really sure at what point one should remove one\'s finger\'s from another\'s ass, but almost immediately Heero tensed and made tender-pain sounds. She carefully slid them out to his deep gratitude. Heero\'s own instruments thankfully demassed enough to exit Duo with minimal trouble, and Duo was nearly catatonic. Niether man knew what to say, which made Hilde smile even more.

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Since Hilde did admit that the deal was done with the conclusion of the act, the men were allowed to shower alone against her grinning suggest to shower together. After Heero had dressed, Hilde gave him an amiable hug. \"Thank you, Heero. You\'ve been the best sport in the world. Hopefully, Duo\'ll be a little more understanding now. I\'ll make sure Releena pays you well for this for many years to come.\"

\"Yeah, um... Thanks.\" He was glad that he could look forward to Releena in his future. He didn\'t quite know what to say about the rest.

Duo exitted the bathroom with a robe completely on., He and Heero met gazes and there was a silence that exceeded pregnant. Hilde was worried for a moment till she heard Heero clear his throat.

\"I\'ll see you at the base on Monday.\"

\"Yeah, um. See ya then, Pal.\"

The neutral \'Pal\' approach worked well enough and Heero let himself out. Hilde was still glowing with a smile on her face that Crest dn\'dn\'t afford. Duo looked at her accusingly.

\"That was wrong. Understand the word \'Wrong\'? That was wrong. Having my own wingman come in under threat of celibacy? That was just... just wrong. I did it for him, and he owes me big.\"

\"Yep, sure you did. Such a generous soul. Go play a game or something, I have to clean up here and get the guest room ready.\"

\"Guest room?\"

\"Yeah, didn\'t you look at the calendar? Luc and Milliardo are stopping in late to spend the night before the next shuttle leaves.\"

He staggered. He fell. He impacted.

\"Honey... DUO? Are you Ok? Wake Up!... Hon? They... They\'re just coming over to SWIM!\"

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