Green Eyed Monster

title: Green Eyed Monster (prologue)
author: shinotenshi (HaganenoChibi)
warnings: language; shounen-ai?
pairing: mwaha you get to find out! xD
disclaimer: fullmetal alchemist does not belong to me; it belongs to hiromu arakawa, square enix, and recently [insert vomiting urge here] funimation.

(ed is 16)

that hagane no chibi san...he tells us not to kill him. but...i don't want to kill him. i pretend i do, but i don't want to really. i...i want to fuck him. i know it's an insatiable desire; he loves the pathetic human girl who fixes his limbs. but i still want to get him inside of me. i'm just as pathatic in that. i can live for hundreds of years and i want this chibi...what the hell is wrong with me? i don't know...wait i just remembered something i can do...

i should try to make the human girl hate him forever...then he can be all mine. if i can get lust to help me with this plan, and she probably will help, then i can make hagane no chibi san miserable enough to catch him. but there's another plot forming in my brain too; one where i could become the human girl he so loves...and that one seems like a good, no hassle way to kick things off. i might just try it and go with my first plan to keep him forever.

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i decide in order to pull off a convincing ruse, i must observe the creature i will become. i trail the girl, and among the first things i learn is that her name is winry. an odd name, but i suppose my name is rather odd as well. i follow her unseen for a week's time learning her manerisms and speech patterms; i may want edward to love me, but he loves her now and i must pretend to be what he loves to get what i want. i also try to pick up some techniques in working with automail in case chibi san tries to get me to fix his arm or leg. something she mentions to her grandmother sticks in the back of my mind;

the port where the nerve endings reside can feel very explosive if handled the wrong way, but if you're gentle it can feel very good.

i'll have to take that into consideration...how i would simply ento sto see the young alchemist in the throes of passion because of my touch. i also try to remember that winry calls him 'ed'. i am accustomed to calling him insults based on his height because he's so cute when he's pissed off. but i'll give her credit in that she does call him a shorty and a munchkin every now and then. but in my so very professional opinion, i am much better for ed than she is. i also study her in detail; i missed the beauty mark on the second leutenants face last time i did something like this and it almost screwed up the ending of the bespectacled father's life. thank master the photo of his wife fell or i would have been out of ideas...

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after what seemed like a long week of following the insignificant wench around i think i've accumulated enough knowledge of her persona to pull off an award winning performance...

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author's note:
i bet you guys have figured out who's in love with ed here...it's just an idea i got that i hope i can finish out...i know it's kind of odd but i have a thing for ...well, edxenvy it's just not as prominent as my edxwinry fetish. xD and the way this one is going, it's going to be edxwinry except winry isn't winry...woah...its so confusing! lol. jk. but it works...another idea i have is to have envy pose asand and have lust fuck him...>_> which is just a sick notion of how much i like edxlust. xxD those of you who have seen my hentai pic, you know what i mean! and i'm thinking about posting my latest doodles in here (http://www.greatestjournal.com/community/fma_fics)...

i dunno. but i think me and kelly would write some good hentai doujins if i could only get around to drawing them lol.