Who has the worst part?
Who has the worst part?
Since there are idiots out there who don\'t understand the concept of fanfiction, here\'s your damn disclaimer: When have I ever said that I own in part or total a franchise that is internationally known to belong to someone else? ::rolls eyes::
Who has the worst part?
Time: 9:10 a.m.
Place: Peacecraft Studios
Setting: The Green Room of Studio 6
The actors for Gundam Wing are sitting in the green room reading over their scripts for today\'s episode.
H: Why do I ALWAYS self-destruct. I should be dead by now but nooooo \"self destruct this episode, Heero\". Does it even matter that I hate explosives and hate seeing myself get blown up on screen?
T: At least you\'re not the one with the kniftishtish, who has no name, and then turns up with 2 names, has a sister/friend/lover they can\'t decide what to do with.
D: Well I\'m a maniac, I\'m psycho, and no one can possibly be that cheery. ALL. THE. TIME.
Q: At least you don\'t have to drink more tea and act like you can barely walk without help.
W: <flatly> I\'m a fanatic, that means I\'m crazy, I don\'t really want to be a fanatic but no one really cares what I want.
TK: Have you seen this script. Am I really supposed to be that idiotic, noble, and arrogant at the same time?
Z: Hey at least you get talking screentime in this one and don\'t have to wear that god-awful mask.
D: I still say I got the worst part I mean, who can be anywhere near as ANNOYING as my chara. You have listen to him, I have to be him.
Q: Oh and as if playing a little rich boy who\'s always being told to sit still, let us handle it, etc. isn’t? I get enough of that at home. It\'s like going from my mom to my other mom sheeeesh.
LIGNLIGN=\"JUSTIFY\">T: Well I\'m supposed to be the emotionally damaged but still kind young man who loves to play with knives, runs out of ammo, and is asexual. Now I don\'t mind the knives too much or the ammo but ASEXUAL ack! hey Heero we still on for tonight?
H: Yeah. You know, I wish the authors would take this in consideration, sigh. After this I\'m going to the greenpeace rally and you are going with me. I hate my part.
Z: Yes, and I will suffer under hot lights as my helmet bakes my face and then it will take me 4 hours to chip the damn makeup off. And you have problems.
TK: True, and I\'m sorry about that but I\'m a first class idiot, I\'m blowing up the world while sipping champagne and giving etiquette lessons on terrorism to my subordinates.
W: <flatly> well you are perfectly coifed and are allowed to be comfortable. I have to get my hair dyed every two weeks and then they pull it back tight. I have a constant headache that not even Tylenol 3 can take care of but no one cares about that, do you?
Relena\'s Actor pokes her head in
R: You want tow wow who has the worst part. Me. I\'m obsessed with Heero, sorry no offense but I\'ll let Trowa have you. I\'m totally blind to that fact that he doesn\'t give a damn. I\'m blind to not notice the other pilots barely suffer with me. I\'m an idiot so bent on world peace that I ignore the war. I don\'t recognize my own brother. I can\'t protect my kingdom. I\'m vain, self centered and encouraged to be that way. AND worst of all EVERYTHING IS PUKE PINK!
::turning to look at each other::
H,D,T,Q,W,Z, and TK: YOU HAVE THE WORST PART.