The G Story
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Category:
Gundam Wing/AC › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
687
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Gundam Wing/AC, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The G Story
The G Story
\"People! The truth must be exposed.\" A girl that was about five feet tall, with brown hair that flowed all of the way down her back was standing in the middle of a stage. Several people were sitting on benches in front of her.
\"The truth is what has haunted our minds ever since the first time we laid our eyes upon them. The question that nags at the back of our hentai minds is: boxers or briefs?\"
At this strange statement several people fell off of their benches and a larger number left the room.
\"Now I know that all of you fans of the g-boys look to me for guidance in these matters and I willingly risked everything and went undercover to find the answers! *Dramatic pause* Are you ready to know my people?\" The crowd that still remained after all of this insane rant went wild.
With the cheers so loud and everyone screaming for the answer, no one noticed the door at the back of the room open and 5 shadowy figures creep in. The preacher type girl at the front was too full of her own glory that the horror didn\'t reach her until they about finished walking down the aisle.
At seeing the weapons in their hands (Heero had his famous gun, Duo had a scythe, Wufei had a big ass sword, Quatre had a bow from a violin, and Trowa was holding a chain that held a hungry looking panther.) the preacher/fangirl slowly backed up and was about to run for her life when
the door opened again and out stepped…
\"RRRREEEELLLLEEEENNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!\" Pure terror filled Heero Yuy\'s eyes as the blonde ran through the crowd of people calling her want-to-be lover\'s name. Duo readied his scythe and prepared to charge for a fight to the death for the love of Heero.
The lavender-eyed boy was in mid leap when another figure flew at him and kissed him right on the lips. It was Hilde. At seeing the blue haired girl kissing Duo, Heero went into killing mode and went to the process of ripping her head off with Relena hanging on his waist.
The other three pilots were about to run at the preacher/fangirl when they also ran into unexpected difficulties. Sally Po, Dorothy, and Catherine had managed to circle their pray while the three watched Heero and Duo fight for their lives. Each girl either had a whip and some rope or a chain and some handcuffs. Wufei, with his sword, was dueling against Sally, while Quatre was already cuffed and with his face flat against the floor. Catherine was climbing the walls to get to Trowa, who had flipped up onto the beams of the ceiling when his panther had run to Catherine and started to rub against her leg like a house cat.
All the while, the preacher/fangirl has escaped out of the back door from the stage and ran all of the way home to pack up her stuff and rush to the airport to fly to a small island off of the coast of Japan that was inhibited by small, green children.
Meanwhile…
The door in the front of the room opened yet again and out spilled fangirls of every shape and size with clubs, torches, and axes. (All weapons aimed at the girls attacking their beloved) Relena was the first to be buried under avenging fangirls and was killed three seconds later. Sally and Dorothy were tackled and taken down next. And finally, Catherine and Hilde
suffered their fate by the angry blows of crazed fans.
After the stalkers were taken care of, the five luscious men were spotted trying to not make a noise in making their way to the door. The crowd flew at the pilots and ripped their clothes off, each girl trying to get a hand full of the precious cloth. And then, just as the preacher/fangirl had promised. The Truth!!!!!
The G-Boys wore G-Strings!
All of the fangirls fainted dead away at the heavenly sight and, grabbing the sad remains of their clothes, the Gundam Wing hotties left the building.
At the safehouse...
The five pilots had returned to their recent hideout and were happily hugging each other in celebration with having gotten away with their lives.
\"Hey! Where did that preacher girl go?\"
On a small island of the coast of Japan…
A group of green children were stared up in awe at a strange brown haired girl talking of the g-boys-mighty gods that ruled the earth.
The End
Authors Notes= I want to thank my sister for coming up with this great
idea. She has never seen a full episode of Gundam Wing, but she thought of this. And I don\'t own the characters I used in this fic. They belong to the wonderful person who made them up. They have my greatest thanks and devotion. Well, please review or e-mail me.
\"People! The truth must be exposed.\" A girl that was about five feet tall, with brown hair that flowed all of the way down her back was standing in the middle of a stage. Several people were sitting on benches in front of her.
\"The truth is what has haunted our minds ever since the first time we laid our eyes upon them. The question that nags at the back of our hentai minds is: boxers or briefs?\"
At this strange statement several people fell off of their benches and a larger number left the room.
\"Now I know that all of you fans of the g-boys look to me for guidance in these matters and I willingly risked everything and went undercover to find the answers! *Dramatic pause* Are you ready to know my people?\" The crowd that still remained after all of this insane rant went wild.
With the cheers so loud and everyone screaming for the answer, no one noticed the door at the back of the room open and 5 shadowy figures creep in. The preacher type girl at the front was too full of her own glory that the horror didn\'t reach her until they about finished walking down the aisle.
At seeing the weapons in their hands (Heero had his famous gun, Duo had a scythe, Wufei had a big ass sword, Quatre had a bow from a violin, and Trowa was holding a chain that held a hungry looking panther.) the preacher/fangirl slowly backed up and was about to run for her life when
the door opened again and out stepped…
\"RRRREEEELLLLEEEENNNNNAAAAA!!!!!!!!\" Pure terror filled Heero Yuy\'s eyes as the blonde ran through the crowd of people calling her want-to-be lover\'s name. Duo readied his scythe and prepared to charge for a fight to the death for the love of Heero.
The lavender-eyed boy was in mid leap when another figure flew at him and kissed him right on the lips. It was Hilde. At seeing the blue haired girl kissing Duo, Heero went into killing mode and went to the process of ripping her head off with Relena hanging on his waist.
The other three pilots were about to run at the preacher/fangirl when they also ran into unexpected difficulties. Sally Po, Dorothy, and Catherine had managed to circle their pray while the three watched Heero and Duo fight for their lives. Each girl either had a whip and some rope or a chain and some handcuffs. Wufei, with his sword, was dueling against Sally, while Quatre was already cuffed and with his face flat against the floor. Catherine was climbing the walls to get to Trowa, who had flipped up onto the beams of the ceiling when his panther had run to Catherine and started to rub against her leg like a house cat.
All the while, the preacher/fangirl has escaped out of the back door from the stage and ran all of the way home to pack up her stuff and rush to the airport to fly to a small island off of the coast of Japan that was inhibited by small, green children.
Meanwhile…
The door in the front of the room opened yet again and out spilled fangirls of every shape and size with clubs, torches, and axes. (All weapons aimed at the girls attacking their beloved) Relena was the first to be buried under avenging fangirls and was killed three seconds later. Sally and Dorothy were tackled and taken down next. And finally, Catherine and Hilde
suffered their fate by the angry blows of crazed fans.
After the stalkers were taken care of, the five luscious men were spotted trying to not make a noise in making their way to the door. The crowd flew at the pilots and ripped their clothes off, each girl trying to get a hand full of the precious cloth. And then, just as the preacher/fangirl had promised. The Truth!!!!!
The G-Boys wore G-Strings!
All of the fangirls fainted dead away at the heavenly sight and, grabbing the sad remains of their clothes, the Gundam Wing hotties left the building.
At the safehouse...
The five pilots had returned to their recent hideout and were happily hugging each other in celebration with having gotten away with their lives.
\"Hey! Where did that preacher girl go?\"
On a small island of the coast of Japan…
A group of green children were stared up in awe at a strange brown haired girl talking of the g-boys-mighty gods that ruled the earth.
The End
Authors Notes= I want to thank my sister for coming up with this great
idea. She has never seen a full episode of Gundam Wing, but she thought of this. And I don\'t own the characters I used in this fic. They belong to the wonderful person who made them up. They have my greatest thanks and devotion. Well, please review or e-mail me.