Sexual Chocolate
Sexual Chocolate
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Warning:
misuse of chocolate.
Summary:
will not be denied.
Disclaimer/Author’s
Note: Don’t own Kaki or
Geta. *sobs* But the bunny suit is mine! Ha! Dedicated to Agent
182… Thanks for putting that foot in my ass dear. It’s just what I needed. *grins*
“Hello little boy,
would you like some candy?”
“My mother told me
not to talk to strangers dressed in ridiculous rabbit suits.”
“You didn’t say
that the last time.”
“Kakarot, this suit
is decidedly less sexy then the last one.”
Goku grinned
pervertedly.
“Ya know… it’s not
what the bunny suit looks like, it’s what’s on the inside that counts.”
The prince rolled
his eyes. But the taller of the two was not deterred. He hopped. Yes, hopped
over to his prince and sat up on his heels, legs bent rabbit like.
“Are you insane?!” Vegeta
whispered harshly. “Get up! It’s bad enough the women talked you into dressing
in this absurd outfit but do you have to act like a small fuzzy rodent too!”
Goku’s grin only
grew larger.
“I’m the Easter
Bunny, Vegeta! This is what bunnies do!”
A princely brow
rose.
“Fuzzy rabbit suits
and brats stuffing themselves sick with brown shit. It’s disgusting.”
“Vegeta!” Goku
laughed falling onto the ground. “It’s chocolate! Surely, you’ve had chocolate
before.”
He got a growl in
return.
“Of course I’ve had
chocolate before!--- I just didn’t like it.”
Goku’s eyes grew
quite large a disbelieving expression on his face.
“You don’t like
chocolate?!” He yelled utterly scandalized. “How can you not like
chocolate?!”
“Easy, I just
don’t. Now if you don’t mind, I’m getting as far away from this atrocity of a
human holiday as I possibly can.”
“Oh no you don’t.”
Goku said wrapping his arms around the small prince as began to whisper silkily
in his ear.
It was Vegeta’s
turn to flash a look of disbelief. His dark eyes doubled in size, his suddenly
all too dry mouth dropping open slightly.
“We--well… that
would certainly get me to… appreciate chocolate.” The shorter male said
huskily. “But what about the brats?”
“Looking for eggs on
the other side of the park.” Goku smiled pervishly.
Then Vegeta gave
him ‘the look’.
“You planned this
all along didn’t you?” He asked.
The furry one just
smiled and hopped off toward the trees.
According to
Trunks, it was a safe bet that the bunny had hid more eggs over by the baseball
field. The grass was tall over there. And everyone knew that rabbits liked tall
grass. I mean it was basic bunnology… or whatever.
“Trunks, do Easter
bunnies shed?” Goten asked his best friend of forever. His large innocent eyes
shinning with nothing but concern for their beloved Easter Bunny. The same
fuzzy one that had bestowed on to them some 15 dozen brightly colored eggs.
“Huh?” The lavender
haired one balked.
The younger of the
two held up a patch of pinkish fur for the other’s inspection. “What the hell…”
was the eight-year-old’s response.
The two of them
ventured further into the grass pushing the tall blades out of their way only
to find something their young eyes were never meant to see… Ever.
“Mom! Dad’s raping
the Easter Bunny?!”
“Oww… chocolate. I
want some!” Goten hollered.“
A/N:
greedy… It only leads to the Easter Bunny being raped by your dad. *nods*