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Fullmetal Alchemist › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,630
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Stranded at the Office
A/N: I don\'t own FMA. This is for those who have ever been stuck in macabre situations and left up to their own devices for entertainment. A.K.A your childhood...lol. Don\'t get offended by any racial, social, ect. slur I use. I\'m not here to be PC and I\'m also high. Everyone is OOC and mostly drunk like me. Enjoy the fruit salad located at the bar to your left.
~Sound the gong and begin!~
\"Is there any way we can get out of here?\" Hughes whined, pacing the floor of Roy\'s office. Unfourtnately, he, Riza, Roy, Ed, Al, Kain, Havoc, and Maria were stuck in Central\'s offices due to a storm watch over the tri-county area. The city police (toy cops) forbade the military members to travel on the street, and all roads were closed. Those caught out on the roads were forced to return to their homes or placed in jail until it was safe. Somehow all the soldiers at Central sans the ones in Roy\'s office evacuated and were in the privacy and luxury of their own homes. Bastards.
\"No, for the eight millionth time.\" Maria snapped. She had gotten short with everyone when she realized she misplaced her spare candy bar. Either that, or Ed ate it when she went to the Ladies restroom. Hughes looked at her and comically rolled his eyes and neck and snapped his fingers at her, muttering something along the lines of \"you don\'t run this\" and \"don\'t start none and it won\'t be none\".
Kain and Al had sequestered themselves in a safe corner by the window and were very content playing Gin Rummy. Roy, Havoc, and Ed were over by the Colonel\'s desk drinking Gin and Rum and were also very content. Riza was on the chaise, attempting to sleep, praying Maria would knock Hughes out lest another photo of Elysia was shown. All seemed well until a loud BOOM shook Central, the lights flickered, and then went out.
\"Fuckin A man! Where did everyone go?\" Havoc slurred, grabbing around in the dark. As I said, he was somewhat drunk.
\"Oh Jesus, hold me! I\'m afraid of the dark!\" Hughes\'s voice suddenly went up four octaves as he grabbed and smothered Maria.
\"Ommphmehggurh!\" Was the woman\'s reply.
\"Brother?\" Al was in front of the window, but the only person he could see was Kain, who looked mighty frightened.
Shots were fired from Riza\'s gun. \"Everyone shut the fuck up! I\'m tryin to sleep over here!\"
Roy managed to slip on an alchemy glove and snapped his fingers, displaying previously unnoticed lamps with wick and oil in them. As the amber colored light filled the room, Maria shoved Hughes away and breathed in air deeply, her short brown hair mussed and face red. Roy looked around at his subordinates and laughed heartily. They were all so stupid. Or maybe the alcohol made them seem that way.
\"So what do we do now?\" Ed asked, his small frame swaying. He was used to alcohol, brandy to be exact. His mother used to make him and Al take a swig every now and then to keep their lungs open and Ed never broke the habit. It was easy to be sixteen and get liquor; just flash the pocket watch and the world was yours.
Roy looked pointedly at Ed and sighed. \"Looks like we are stuck in here indefinetly.\"
\"No shit,\" Kain muttered in a low voice. Al muffled a metallic laugh.
Roy pulled open his desk drawers and emptied them out on the table. One drawer was full of alcohol and mints, the other of blank paper and ink. A third drawer was filled with chips, candy, and fortune cookies. \"Hey, is that where all my cookies go?\" Hughes asked, running his hand over the impressive stash. Roy shrugged. \"I pretty much know my future. Besides, those Chinks are liars. They said I\'d find love with an older man. Turns out I am the fuckin older man,\" Roy grumbled. Ed poked him, signaling him that talk time was over.
Hughes grabbed the fortune cookies and tossed them on the floor. He also grabbed one of the empty bottles and signaled for everyone to join him on the floor. \"I have an idea kiddies. Let\'s play spin the bottle/truth or dare/read fortunes.\" The wide grin on his face faded amidst the \'booos\' and the \'you sucks.\'
\"Who has a better fuckin idea?\" He shrieked, drawing his knives. Silence ensued. \"That\'s what I thought. Everyone sit in a circle and lets do this shit.\" Grumbling, everyone slid over in front of the huge desk and sat down in a circle with the huge pile of cookies and the empty Bourbon bottle. This was a bad idea, and they knew it, but hey...as long as no one got killed, it was all fun and games right? Right? Hello? Aw fuck...go to the next chapter....
~Sound the gong and begin!~
\"Is there any way we can get out of here?\" Hughes whined, pacing the floor of Roy\'s office. Unfourtnately, he, Riza, Roy, Ed, Al, Kain, Havoc, and Maria were stuck in Central\'s offices due to a storm watch over the tri-county area. The city police (toy cops) forbade the military members to travel on the street, and all roads were closed. Those caught out on the roads were forced to return to their homes or placed in jail until it was safe. Somehow all the soldiers at Central sans the ones in Roy\'s office evacuated and were in the privacy and luxury of their own homes. Bastards.
\"No, for the eight millionth time.\" Maria snapped. She had gotten short with everyone when she realized she misplaced her spare candy bar. Either that, or Ed ate it when she went to the Ladies restroom. Hughes looked at her and comically rolled his eyes and neck and snapped his fingers at her, muttering something along the lines of \"you don\'t run this\" and \"don\'t start none and it won\'t be none\".
Kain and Al had sequestered themselves in a safe corner by the window and were very content playing Gin Rummy. Roy, Havoc, and Ed were over by the Colonel\'s desk drinking Gin and Rum and were also very content. Riza was on the chaise, attempting to sleep, praying Maria would knock Hughes out lest another photo of Elysia was shown. All seemed well until a loud BOOM shook Central, the lights flickered, and then went out.
\"Fuckin A man! Where did everyone go?\" Havoc slurred, grabbing around in the dark. As I said, he was somewhat drunk.
\"Oh Jesus, hold me! I\'m afraid of the dark!\" Hughes\'s voice suddenly went up four octaves as he grabbed and smothered Maria.
\"Ommphmehggurh!\" Was the woman\'s reply.
\"Brother?\" Al was in front of the window, but the only person he could see was Kain, who looked mighty frightened.
Shots were fired from Riza\'s gun. \"Everyone shut the fuck up! I\'m tryin to sleep over here!\"
Roy managed to slip on an alchemy glove and snapped his fingers, displaying previously unnoticed lamps with wick and oil in them. As the amber colored light filled the room, Maria shoved Hughes away and breathed in air deeply, her short brown hair mussed and face red. Roy looked around at his subordinates and laughed heartily. They were all so stupid. Or maybe the alcohol made them seem that way.
\"So what do we do now?\" Ed asked, his small frame swaying. He was used to alcohol, brandy to be exact. His mother used to make him and Al take a swig every now and then to keep their lungs open and Ed never broke the habit. It was easy to be sixteen and get liquor; just flash the pocket watch and the world was yours.
Roy looked pointedly at Ed and sighed. \"Looks like we are stuck in here indefinetly.\"
\"No shit,\" Kain muttered in a low voice. Al muffled a metallic laugh.
Roy pulled open his desk drawers and emptied them out on the table. One drawer was full of alcohol and mints, the other of blank paper and ink. A third drawer was filled with chips, candy, and fortune cookies. \"Hey, is that where all my cookies go?\" Hughes asked, running his hand over the impressive stash. Roy shrugged. \"I pretty much know my future. Besides, those Chinks are liars. They said I\'d find love with an older man. Turns out I am the fuckin older man,\" Roy grumbled. Ed poked him, signaling him that talk time was over.
Hughes grabbed the fortune cookies and tossed them on the floor. He also grabbed one of the empty bottles and signaled for everyone to join him on the floor. \"I have an idea kiddies. Let\'s play spin the bottle/truth or dare/read fortunes.\" The wide grin on his face faded amidst the \'booos\' and the \'you sucks.\'
\"Who has a better fuckin idea?\" He shrieked, drawing his knives. Silence ensued. \"That\'s what I thought. Everyone sit in a circle and lets do this shit.\" Grumbling, everyone slid over in front of the huge desk and sat down in a circle with the huge pile of cookies and the empty Bourbon bottle. This was a bad idea, and they knew it, but hey...as long as no one got killed, it was all fun and games right? Right? Hello? Aw fuck...go to the next chapter....