Tinkerbell

Disclaimer // I sadly, don’t own either of Roy’s penis or Ed’s ass, or they’d be connecting a hell lot >>;;
In short, I don’t own these characters.

Author Note // Right. This is my first ever FMA fanfiction… and it came from the idea of going to Roy as any one of the cons and chatting up various girls there (despite the fact my flirting skills are absolute RUBBISH…), and eventually coming across an Ed to say the fateful line that will be spoken within this fanfic =D
Anyways. I hope you enjoy the lovely RoyxEd. I warn you, I’ll probably do some other Roy pairings, and there might even be some ScarxRoy (because who doesn’t wanna listen to Roy getting a taste of his own medicine? ;D) amongst all of those. I am a very big Roy fangirl, ya see.

Kay, on with the fic!

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Roy Mustang was spending his vacation day wisely.
He was going to get some ass, to put it blandly.
And the only person he was sure would let him was spending her vacation day with a bunch of friends.
Ahh, well. He’d have to find some other gullible, sweet, young girl to spend his day with.

At that precise point in time, he decided to go and roam the streets.

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He was, unfortunately, not successful.
He’d been stared down by countless boyfriends, and he’d been slapped across his (beautiful, usually unmarred) face for his much-to-bland comments.
Roy sighed, and folded his arms across his chest.

His eye caught a long braid of blonde hair, and without thinking, the Flame Alchemist strode forward, and put on his stoic (seductive?) face on.
“Your beautiful face lights a fire in my-“
The Full Metal Alchemist was glaring up at him, eye twitching.
“Ah, Edward-kun. Gomen, you were so small I thought you were Tinkerbell.”
Needless to say, Roy Mustang had to run from the blond Alchemist.
“How do those legs carry you so fast, chibi?”
That fuelled Ed’s anger more, and Roy found himself regretting the fact he’d tried to get a nice fuck.

Ahh, well.
Exercise is good for everyone.

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Ed had finally managed to catch up with Roy, and had pinned him down in the middle of headquarters, still fuming.
“You will PAY!”
The Flame Alchemist found himself near terrified by Full Metal, and he found himself running into his office, only to have Ed follow after him, the door slamming closed as the young alchemist advanced.
An idea clicked in Roy’s head.
Gulliable – maybe not as much as he hoped.
Sweet – Pfft, yeah right.
Young – He wasn’t pedophilic, and 14 was pushing the limit a bit.
Girl – He didn’t need to answer that, really.

…

Bah, he’d do.

“Full Metal, don’t you know I was merely complimenting you?”
Ed paused in his tracks, just in front of the older alchemist. “Ehh?”
“Ahh, but don’t you know, Ed… I’ve had my eye on you for a while.” ‘Well, only his ass, but that counts as part of him.’
Edward blushed slightly, looking taking aback.
“Uhm, Roy, I, ano, I have to go-“
“It can wait, I’m sure.”
Roy pulled Ed towards him, one knee lodging firmly between Ed’s thighs. The young alchemist gasped, a blush spreading across his cheeks.
Roy decided that he liked it there.
He rubbed his knee against Ed’s groin firmly, eliciting short gaps and pleads from the blond.
“Roy… stop it… please?”
“Don’t you like it… Tinkerbell?” Roy chuckled softly, his own erection growing at the soft gaps and moans that Ed was punctuating the silence with.
“Don’t call me that!” That not only fuelled Roy’s erection (he had no idea he liked the brat’s loud side so much), but made him groan softly, already wanting to plunge into the tight heat of Ed’s entrance.
His hand trails down to the waistband of Ed’s pants, slipping down to squeeze one globe of his ass in an almost rough manner, causing the blond to make a squeaking noise and arch onto Roy’s knee, causing him to moans again.
“Oh… Roy…” Ed clutched Roy’s shirt, blush darkening. “More…”

Ed found himself with his hands on Roy’s desk, pants half-way down his thighs.
“Roy, what the- ah!” One, saliva-slicked finger pushed into the Full Metal Alchemist’s opening, and the blond fumed,
“Get your finger outta my ass, you perv!” Ed snarled, squirming. Roy put one hand between the blond’s shoulderblades, holding him over the desk as he tried desperately to find the spot that would make Ed simply shut up and start moaning again.
Perhaps he didn’t like Ed’s loud side too much, after all.

After mere seconds of (difficult) searching, Roy found Ed’s sweetspot, and in the blond’s almost violent writhings he added another finger and scissored them gently but impatiently, eliciting a soft whimper of pain and pleasure.

Well, well. ‘Soft’ – that’s a change of words.

Roy, after sufficient stretching, decided he (a) couldn’t be arsed to wait and (b) was too hard to last any longer without plunging into Ed anyway.
“Roy, what are you doing?” Ed murmured softly, and then wasn’t so soft anymore when he realized something much thickerthan Roy’s fingers had been placed at his entrance. “Oh no you don’t, you fuck- AH!”
Well, there goes quiet.
The Colonel (AN: Wow, change of reference!) threw his head back and groaned at the tight heat, panting.
Goddamnit, this was exquisite. He’d never experienced a virgin before – and he realized he’d simply have to more often.
Roy thrust into Ed, driving sharp gasps and groans from the young alchemist.
“Roy… ughnn… ROY!” Ed gripped onto the table, automail crushing the wood. He felt like he was going to collapse – his knees felt so weak… it all felt so /good/!
“Ed…” Roy leant forward, and decided to do something that both Ed and everyone else would get him for later. He pressed his lips to Ed’s neck, suckling softly at the skin until he created a purpling mark.
Ed didn’t seem to notice, too overwhelmed by the sheer pleasure coursing through him, sending trembles throughout his boy.
He screamed out Roy’s name as he came, spend splattering over the desk. Roy didn’t last much longer, releasing his seed into the blond alchemist’s passage.
“Shit…” The Flame Alchemist put his hands next to Ed’s, panting into the golden tresses of hair. Gods, that felt good.
Ed turned around, and glared at the Colonel.
“What, no kiss?”
“Of course you get a kiss, Tinkerbell.” Roy rewarded Ed with a soft press of lips on lips, a shiver coursing through the both of them.
Damn… it felt good to be kissed again.

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Roy was much too pleased with himself the day after, each look towards Ed sending a raging blush to the teenager’s cheeks. Which made a lovely joke for Havoc, and it seemed to be worth all the times he was knocked out by a hefty blow of automail to the head.

Ahh. Vacations were fun, but work was so much better.
Of course, days of work /weren’t/ fun when people found out that he’d been using his desk as a sexual playground.
Well, at least they didn’t know with who, or he’d most certainly be suffering of some sort of Alchemy inflicted disease.

Little fairies were so nifty with their magic.

AN // Hope you enjoyed ^^
Critique encourages, but don't flame me. I know this makes no sense what so ever, and is just a bit OOC, but that's no reason to flame me >>;;
Anyway, positive stuff is always nice to here ^^