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Adult ++
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Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. I just like to play around int it's world and um - titallate Ed for awhile.
Warning: Explicit mentions of sex acts,and "naughty bits".
Author's note: No yaoi, just Ed and his left hand, a fantasy, and his 'little friend'. Inspired by a piece of Japanese fanart of Ed in the tub.( http://boss.xtr.jp/tango/2005/018.jpg) If anyone is in turn inspired to draw art based on this oneshot, I would be so honored. *hint*
Beta: Hellion_goddess. Morningstar83 also looked at this and approved.
It was a cold, wet and windy day at the Racketen Klub's rocket testing grounds just outside of Munich. As a result, Edward caught a chill and was shivering and coughing by the time he and Alfons Heidreich returned to their apartment.
Which is why Edward was sitting naked on the edge of a bathtub half full of steaming hot water while he removed his prosthetic limbs. First the leg, then the arm before he carefully pivoted right and lowered himself in the fragrant water.
Aaahhh...
Their landlady, Gracia had heard him coughing when they came in and she'd pressed a small jar of liquid eucalyptus into his hand. He'd poured a cupful into the running water when he drew the bath, and the heat of the water mixed with it to create vapors which opened his sinuses and cleared the congestion in his chest.
Edward relaxed into the warmth of the water which lapped at his scarred chest and smiled at the ridiculous sight of the already pruned toes of his right foot bobbing at the surface. The cold nipped them, so he pulled his foot down until it was totally submerged. Edward's gaze traveled down from the toes to his groin where blonde pubic hairs waved in the small current caused by that action.
Their movement revealed his modest pink member,and Edward realized he was long overdue for another kind of relief. The fingers of his left hand closed around it and gently stroked up the shaft, then pulled a bit on the head. His back arched into the touch and he brought up his personal fantasy. In his mind's eye, it was a smaller pair of hands caressing him. A smaller pair of hands rubbed and pulled, slender hands with short cut nails. Hands with slightly roughened palms and finger pads from years of working with automail.
Winry.
She was the one stroking him, dragging her touch up to his sensitive head and rubbing a thumb over it before she moved back down to his groin. His cock began to lengthen and thicken and he bucked his hips forward. Edward hummed under his breath and quietly moaned her name. He fantasized they would also be kissing,their tongues sliding together to explore each other's mouths. Their lips searching and sucking as hot breaths were exchanged. The kisses grew in heat and depth until they both would be flushed and breathless.
They would break apart after a few minutes and their teeth would nibble along jawlines to suck on earlobes, or down throats to nip collarbones. And all the while, Winry would continue to stroke his cock and make it rock hard. As Edward's release neared,his breath hitched as he panted between increasingly intense moans.
He rubbed faster, his thumb and index finger raced up and down the shaft as the middle finger dragged along the underside. First the hand went up to rub hard into the base of the head, then back down. Edward moved his hand lower still so the remaining fingers cupped and fondled his balls.
"Oh yes, Winry. Don't stop, please don't stop," he moaned breathily and it echoed off the tiled walls of the bathroom. No sound came from outside. Alfons could have been listening at the keyhole, but Edward didn't care. If he was, more power to him.
Edward planted his right foot on the floor of the tub and he bucked his hips upwards in a rhythmic motion. Winry was straddling him and lowering herself onto his member,and was fucking him, finally fucking him. He had her bandeau top off and he sucked one plump breast. His teeth teased and his tongue tweaked the nipple to make her squeal with delight. Winry's hips rocked atop his and drove his cock to the hilt in her warm wetness.
"Ah, Winry, that feels so good babe."
A surge of pleasure licked it's way up Edward's spine as small,slick drops leaked out of the head of his cock. The intense pressure building up to its crescendo reduced his breathing to short,sharp gasps.
And so was the release. Edward's head filled with a buzzing noise and his vision whited out. Water splashed and threatened to spill over the sides of the tub as Edward arched his back and came with a hoarse cry. His cock jumped in his hand and it spasmed out white hot ribbons into the roiling waters.
Edward's orgasm seemed to last for several minutes, but in reality was over all too soon. He sprawled cross-eyed in the tub and his heart pounded while he panted happily.
The doorknob rattled and knuckles softly brushed the wood. "Edward? Are you all right?"
"Yeah, Alfons, I'm fine."
"I heard you cry out." Alfons still sounded concerned.
"It's okay. I just had a little, uh - cramp." Oh, how the lie tripped off his tongue.
"All right then." Alfons still sounded dubious, but his footsteps could be heard moving away.
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Edward sighed and settled lower in the tub until the water reached his neck. His whole body felt boneless with relief. And as was his habit after playing with himself, he fell asleep and dreamed of home.
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Alfons sat at the kitchen table with the latest issue of Raketan Varenschaulient [Rockets Illlustrated] and tried to stifle a chuckle.
I had a little cramp?
That was the lamest excuse he'd ever heard. Alfons knew full well Edward had been having a hand and peter fight, bashing the bishop,wrestling the one-eyed monster,bopping the bologna,clearing the snorkel, milking the lizard,choking the pope,taming the dragon,whipping the weasel,spanking the monkey, and so forth.
In short, he'd been masturbating. The stern Lutheran church Alfons been raised in said it was wrong, but how could something which felt so good possibly be bad?
It was easier than coaxing a girlfriend,safer than a prostitute, and best of all, he didn't have to promise to respect himself in the morning. Alfons himself polished the rocket regularly while he fantasized about their landlady. And he wondered who this 'Winry' was. She must be quite a girl if Edward was moaning her name at least once a week. He smiled to himself and thought someday he would have to ask Ed about her.
Author's note: Many writers like to pair Edward Elric and Alfons Heidreich romantically. But I prefer to consider them strictly heterosexual males who are no more than close friends. Thanks to wiki-dictionary for the slang terms.
Warning: Explicit mentions of sex acts,and "naughty bits".
Author's note: No yaoi, just Ed and his left hand, a fantasy, and his 'little friend'. Inspired by a piece of Japanese fanart of Ed in the tub.( http://boss.xtr.jp/tango/2005/018.jpg) If anyone is in turn inspired to draw art based on this oneshot, I would be so honored. *hint*
Beta: Hellion_goddess. Morningstar83 also looked at this and approved.
It was a cold, wet and windy day at the Racketen Klub's rocket testing grounds just outside of Munich. As a result, Edward caught a chill and was shivering and coughing by the time he and Alfons Heidreich returned to their apartment.
Which is why Edward was sitting naked on the edge of a bathtub half full of steaming hot water while he removed his prosthetic limbs. First the leg, then the arm before he carefully pivoted right and lowered himself in the fragrant water.
Aaahhh...
Their landlady, Gracia had heard him coughing when they came in and she'd pressed a small jar of liquid eucalyptus into his hand. He'd poured a cupful into the running water when he drew the bath, and the heat of the water mixed with it to create vapors which opened his sinuses and cleared the congestion in his chest.
Edward relaxed into the warmth of the water which lapped at his scarred chest and smiled at the ridiculous sight of the already pruned toes of his right foot bobbing at the surface. The cold nipped them, so he pulled his foot down until it was totally submerged. Edward's gaze traveled down from the toes to his groin where blonde pubic hairs waved in the small current caused by that action.
Their movement revealed his modest pink member,and Edward realized he was long overdue for another kind of relief. The fingers of his left hand closed around it and gently stroked up the shaft, then pulled a bit on the head. His back arched into the touch and he brought up his personal fantasy. In his mind's eye, it was a smaller pair of hands caressing him. A smaller pair of hands rubbed and pulled, slender hands with short cut nails. Hands with slightly roughened palms and finger pads from years of working with automail.
Winry.
She was the one stroking him, dragging her touch up to his sensitive head and rubbing a thumb over it before she moved back down to his groin. His cock began to lengthen and thicken and he bucked his hips forward. Edward hummed under his breath and quietly moaned her name. He fantasized they would also be kissing,their tongues sliding together to explore each other's mouths. Their lips searching and sucking as hot breaths were exchanged. The kisses grew in heat and depth until they both would be flushed and breathless.
They would break apart after a few minutes and their teeth would nibble along jawlines to suck on earlobes, or down throats to nip collarbones. And all the while, Winry would continue to stroke his cock and make it rock hard. As Edward's release neared,his breath hitched as he panted between increasingly intense moans.
He rubbed faster, his thumb and index finger raced up and down the shaft as the middle finger dragged along the underside. First the hand went up to rub hard into the base of the head, then back down. Edward moved his hand lower still so the remaining fingers cupped and fondled his balls.
"Oh yes, Winry. Don't stop, please don't stop," he moaned breathily and it echoed off the tiled walls of the bathroom. No sound came from outside. Alfons could have been listening at the keyhole, but Edward didn't care. If he was, more power to him.
Edward planted his right foot on the floor of the tub and he bucked his hips upwards in a rhythmic motion. Winry was straddling him and lowering herself onto his member,and was fucking him, finally fucking him. He had her bandeau top off and he sucked one plump breast. His teeth teased and his tongue tweaked the nipple to make her squeal with delight. Winry's hips rocked atop his and drove his cock to the hilt in her warm wetness.
"Ah, Winry, that feels so good babe."
A surge of pleasure licked it's way up Edward's spine as small,slick drops leaked out of the head of his cock. The intense pressure building up to its crescendo reduced his breathing to short,sharp gasps.
And so was the release. Edward's head filled with a buzzing noise and his vision whited out. Water splashed and threatened to spill over the sides of the tub as Edward arched his back and came with a hoarse cry. His cock jumped in his hand and it spasmed out white hot ribbons into the roiling waters.
Edward's orgasm seemed to last for several minutes, but in reality was over all too soon. He sprawled cross-eyed in the tub and his heart pounded while he panted happily.
The doorknob rattled and knuckles softly brushed the wood. "Edward? Are you all right?"
"Yeah, Alfons, I'm fine."
"I heard you cry out." Alfons still sounded concerned.
"It's okay. I just had a little, uh - cramp." Oh, how the lie tripped off his tongue.
"All right then." Alfons still sounded dubious, but his footsteps could be heard moving away.
_____________________________________________________________________
Edward sighed and settled lower in the tub until the water reached his neck. His whole body felt boneless with relief. And as was his habit after playing with himself, he fell asleep and dreamed of home.
_____________________________________________________________________
Alfons sat at the kitchen table with the latest issue of Raketan Varenschaulient [Rockets Illlustrated] and tried to stifle a chuckle.
I had a little cramp?
That was the lamest excuse he'd ever heard. Alfons knew full well Edward had been having a hand and peter fight, bashing the bishop,wrestling the one-eyed monster,bopping the bologna,clearing the snorkel, milking the lizard,choking the pope,taming the dragon,whipping the weasel,spanking the monkey, and so forth.
In short, he'd been masturbating. The stern Lutheran church Alfons been raised in said it was wrong, but how could something which felt so good possibly be bad?
It was easier than coaxing a girlfriend,safer than a prostitute, and best of all, he didn't have to promise to respect himself in the morning. Alfons himself polished the rocket regularly while he fantasized about their landlady. And he wondered who this 'Winry' was. She must be quite a girl if Edward was moaning her name at least once a week. He smiled to himself and thought someday he would have to ask Ed about her.
Author's note: Many writers like to pair Edward Elric and Alfons Heidreich romantically. But I prefer to consider them strictly heterosexual males who are no more than close friends. Thanks to wiki-dictionary for the slang terms.