It's time to challenge the dragon.

What ever happened to sanity?
Or
It's time to challenge the dragon.

Chapter 1

Duo crossed his arms and sank further into the oversize couch, exasperated. “Q, please explain to me why -I- have to pretend to be gay so that -you- can get laid.”

The blond boy standing in front of him blushed to the roots of his hair and could only gap at his friend for a few seconds before exclaiming. “Duo! That’s not why. It's just, I can't- I can't go all alone. I wouldn't know what to do and- and how pathetic is it to go to a club on your own? Come on Duo, please! Come with me! It's not like I'm asking you to pick someone up.” He begged despretly.

An amused snort came from the other side of the couch. Their eyes turned to look over at the other occupant of the massive couch.

Quatre frowned at the sound. “Wufei, do you mind?”

The Chinese boy looked away from the book he had been trying to read and up at the irritated blond "Ah, sorry Winner... I just got this mental image of Duo getting picked up by a drag queen who's drooling enviously over his hair. I bet he's going to fit right in with the rest of the ladies with that braid.”He said in a provoking voice.

The owner of said braid turned towards the smirking teen on the couch. “Yeah, well I can see you getting picked up by a hairy biker that has a thing for your hair less chest! he retorted with a rude gesture.

Wufei answered with gleaming eyes. "Ha, well I can see you and your baby face getting propositioned to join in on-."

“Could you two please take this seriously!” Quatre interrupted them irritatedly. “This is very important to me and I would really appreciate some support.” He glared at the two boys on the couch.

Duo started to wring his hands and looked down on the floor. He hadn't meant to make a joke out of it. But it was just something about the Chinese pilot that made him rise at every opportunity. He just could not pass up a chance to ruffle the solemn boy's feathers. And it wasn't like his friend couldn't give as well as he could get.

“I, one again, apologize. It was not my intention to be disrespectful.” Wufei got to his feet and placed a slip of paper between the open pages of his book. “I'll leave you two alone to plan your evening.” With that he turned to walk away.

Duo (who had been bitting his tongue to stop himself from making a remark about how the bikers probably wouldn't mind that he was being disrespectful) stopped short at the thought of being the only straight guy in a gay nightclub. There was only one thing to do. Challenge the dragon.

He got to his feet and very calmly said, "You know what Q? I think Wuffers is uncomfortable with the subject.” He watched as Wufei tensed, his back going rigid. Oh yeah! That worked instantly, because that was one -very- leathal glare their dark eyed friend sent them. But Duo didn't stop there, no he pushed it further.

“I bet he doesn't have the guts to come with us.” He said with a wicked grin

The taller boy turned and walked towards him. He stopped abot half a foot away and glared down at the braided boy. "Max, are you challenging me?”

“Now would I do that Feily darrrling?” Duo purred with another wicked grin. A grin that only grew wider when he saw Wufei's left eye twitch. It always did right before he accepted the rules of the game.

“Fine, be ready in an hour. First one to freak out loses.”With one last glare he turned on his heal and marched off.

“You're on babydragon, make sure that you look good for the bikers now.” Duo called out at his friends back.

“Fuck you Rapunzel.” Was heard before Wufei's bedroom door slammed close.

Duo snickered. “This is going to be so much fun! I have to go and get ready. Later Q.”With a evil smile on his lips, the braided boy disappeared un the stairs.

“Allah, what have I've gotten myself into.” Quatre signed in resignation with his head in his hands.

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One hour and twenty minutes later the three of them walked through the doors of the club.
Duo noted with resignation that there were, infct, no bikers in the club, but there were several women with Adam's apples. And by the evil look in Wufei's eyes, this was something that he too had noticed.
“Better keep an eye on that hair of yours Max. I'm betting it's going to be a big hit in here.” Wufei said looking at Duo from the corner of his eyes.
Duo did in fact notice that he was getting som -very- unwanted attention from the crowd around them. He suddenly remembered a documentary he had seen a few days ago about how the lions stalked their pray and the hunted it down ruthlessly. 'This must be what a antelope feels like' Duo thought as he steeped a little closer to his friends.

Wufei just looked at him and snickered while Quatre rolled his eyes and sighed over the both of them. So much for the support.

“You two can find us a table while I'll go and get us something to drink.” With that the Winner heir turned and walked away.

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Quatre, determined not to let his friends fuck this up for him, decided that it was time forsome payback. Repressing a wicked grin he walked up to a couple of young men standing by the bar. He cleared his throat and smiled his most angelic smile when they turned to look at him.

“Hi, I was wondering if you could do me a small favor? You see those two guys sitting ever there in the corner? The two long haired boys? Well, it's their first time here and they are a bit shy. I was just wondering if you could flirt a little with them. You know, encourage them to step out of the closet for a while."They agreed happily and started to discuss amongst themselves over who was the most suitable for the task. Quatre leered as he looked over at his unsuspecting friends. It was payback time.

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“Hi sexy, I haven't seen you around here before.”
Duo's eyes almost poppede out of his head when a tall, -tall- blond leaned over him with a predatory smile on his lips.
“I- I, ehm.” Was the uncaracteristic answer from the normally talkativ boy.
“You don't mind if I sit down, do you?” The blond didn't wait for an answer and without further ado slid in next to him.
“I'm Adam, what's your name beautiful?”
“Ehm, Duo.”
“Nice to meet you. Can I buy you a drink Duo?” The tall blond smiled wickedly and slid his hand bihind Duo, draping it on the backrest.
“Well actually I was...” He trailed of. Not being able to lie was a pain in the ass and telling the blond that he was straight would probably just encourage him. “I'm here with someone.” Duo turned to the silently laughing boy next to him. “My boyfriend Wufei here.” Wufei abruptly stopped laughing.

Duo reasoned that he really had not been lying. Wufei was a boy and he was a friend. Boy–friend. Simple. Or maybe not so simple because by the look of the dark haired boy, he did not appreciate being dragged into this. It was time to challenge the dragon again.
“We were just going to hit the dance floor.” Duo said at the same time as he tapped
'U-N-L-E-S-S--Y-O-U--A-R-E--F-R-E-A-K-I-N-G' in Morse code against Wufei's thigh.
That did it. Wufei's left eye twitched as he set his lips in a grim smile and took a hold of the hand on his thigh.

“That's right. Now if you'll excuse us.” He tightened his grip and pulled Duo out of his seat. He roughly dragged the shorter boy with him out on the dance floor and wrapped his arms around him.

“I almost didn't think you'd do it." Duo said as they moved together to the slightly upbeat song.

“Oh no, you're not getting off that easy. I'm going to make sure that you'll be the first to freak out."

“Well bring it on Fei-Fei. Bring it on and I'll do the same.”

Wufei's response was to pull the other boy closer while shoving a leg in between his.

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Quatre shook his head in resignation as he watched his two friends out on the dance floor. He should have known that this would happen. It always had to be a competition between the two of them. No matter what it was, Duo Maxwell and Chang Wufei could not be in the same room for long before they started picking on each other. But on the up side, he had to admit they did make one very hot couple out there on the dance floor. That was always a positive. He might not get the moral support that he wanted, but at least he got to watch his friends try every trick in the book to get the other one to freak out. The result was... interesting.

Quatre blinked as Duo dragged his hands down Wufei's back and grabbed a hold of his ass. By the look on the braided boy's face, he was very pleased with his own action. Quatre's mouth dropped open when Wufei in a attempt to one up the ass grabbing, pulled Duo into one very hot kiss. The other boy didn't seem to hesitate for a second before he responded wholeheartedly. It more or less looked like they were trying to eat each other as they were-... Quatre looked again,- yes it did seem like they where humping each other right there on the dance floor. A group of people blocked his view for a few seconds and when they had passed, his friends were no longer there. “Strange. Where did they go?” He wondered, his eyes searching the club looking for the two boys.
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Duo groaned as rough hands pushed him up against the wall in a dark corner. He didn't really know how they had gotten there or what the hell they were doing. But what he did know was that it was fucking hot! Wufei's thigh felt so good against his cock that he could hardly think. Okay, so they were getting a bit out of hand. But on the other hand, who gives a fuck? Because taking a walk on the gay side of town was looking better and better by the second. Who would have known that the reserved pilot would be such a great kisser? Duo sure as hell didn't. They were getting wolf whistles and several people expressed their wish to join in. This really was not the place for this, Duo concluded as he reluctantly dragged his mouth away from Wufei's.

“The car.” He panted.

“What?" Wufei mumbled distractedly as he fought Duo's evil shirt buttons.

“The car- the car. The windows are tinted. You can't see into it. Let's go to the car.”

“Right, good.. Let's go

And with one last kiss Duo grabbed a hold of his soon to be lover and more or less dragged him out of the club. For a second he couldn't even remember what car they came in. It had been something big and black. There! On the far side of the parking lot. Their eyes meet and as one they started racing towards the car.

Duo kept thinking that he was going to snap out of it any second. He wasn't drunk or high. He had no excuse to why having sex with one of his -male- best friends seemed like the best idea ever. He looked over to Wufei's flushed face where he was running next to him. What ever happened to sanity? Because this was insane, absolutely insane. But it was also hot as hell and he didn't want it to stop. Reaching their goal Duo swore loudly as he tried to fish the car keys out of his tight jeans pockets. It proved to be a hard task as he had a horny Chinese pushing him up against the car from behind while sucking on his neck.

As soon as the car alarm beeped Wufei pulled back and Duo managed to rip the backseat door open. Reaching out he got a firm grip on the other boy's shirt and dragged him in and on top of him. Shoes was the first thing to go flying as they arranged themselves on the seat. Wet kisses were exchanged while Wufei tried and managed to get his knees on both sides of Duo's hip only to pushed himself up so he was straddling him. The older boy was panting hard as he leaned back and pushed some stray hair away from his eyes. Duo took the opportunity to get rid of Wufei's tank top.
“Wait.” The Chinese boy exclaimed and pulled back from the wandering hands on his now naked chest.
Duo blinked. 'Wait' why in the world should they wait? He was about to come in his pants and Wufei wanted yo wait!
Wufei leaned backwards and managed to slam the door closed without getting off his lap and Duo's eyes widened at the realization.
Oh, the door. Right. Giving the parking lot a show wasn't on his agenda.

And then they were kissing again. Long, deep, a bit too wet but oh so good. Wufei had finally managed to get all the buttons open and pushed the shirt off his shoulders. Skin to skin really made all the difference. It was hot, sweaty and a bit awkward as they ground their bodies together. Their hands were fumbling over sweat-slicked skin, tangling in long hair and holding each other close. But for all their touching, none of them had taken the step to go below the belt, neither of them ready to be the one to take it to the next level. Kissing, ass grabbing and some light petting were all things that you may be able to get away with as a dare. But to have your hands on another mans dick was not something you could blame on anything or write off as anything but what it was.

Duo took a moment to just look at the boy leaning over him. Built, is the first word that came to his mind. A hell of a lot morethan his usual traditional Chinese outfit alluded to. But he would have to be in order to be able to swing that sword around. And let's not forget about all that martial arts. Defined chest, strong arms and thin waist. Damn, the boy was fine. For being a boy anyway.

He felt so hot where their bodies were touching. Like the other boy's skin was trying to brand him. The taller body that had been so closely pressed up against his, but for some reason he was suddenly moving off and away from him. Duo held his breath as he watched Wufei open up the leather belt he was wearing. He had one foot on the floor and the other one bent on the seat next to Duo's knees. Wufei leaned against the back of the passenger seat as he was tried to get his pants off. As he pushed them down together with his boxers, Duo suddenly felt very small, both in mind and body. Wern't Chinese people supposed to be small and short? Not big and tall (and let's not forget to mention hung) so it almost felt like he could break him with one hand. And he probably could, he knew how strong the Chinese boyreally was.

What was he doing? He wasn't ready for this. He wasn't gay. Not really. Just curious. Curiosity killed the cat. Isn't that what people always say? What were they doing? What was he doing? What? Duo didn't know. What had felt natural just a few seconds ago suddenly felt awkward and overwhelming. What was he supposed to do with his hands? What did Wufei expect him to do? He didn't know. Wufei could probably hold him down and do what ever he wanted and Duo couldn't do a thing to stop him.

Wufei had gotten his pants off and was now moving down towards him. Over him, covering him. Blood was pounding in his ears and his arms felt cold and heavy. The taller boy laid down, half on top of him half on his side on the seat. He then started placing light butterfly kisses on Duo's naked shoulder. Wufei raised himself up on his elbow and wispered huskily in his ear. “What do you want?”

Duo shivered as he felt Wufei's breath coming in warm puffs against his chin and ear. A rough hand were sliding down over his naked chest and settling on his hips. A strong thumb was caressing his hip bone, dipping occasionally in under the belt line of his jeans.

Dark eyes looked down at him. "You are going to have to tell me what it is you want from me.”

“I don't know.” He whispered back in broken voice. “I don't know what I'm doing.”

“And you think I do? I'm about as lost as you are Rapunzel.”

Duo smiled slightly at the familiar nickname but couldn't bring himself to say anything. The Asian then wrapped his arms around his chest and with some difficulties managed to twisted them around a bit until they were both lying face to face on their sides with Wufei pressed up against the seat.

“It's not like we -have to- do anything. Right?” Wufei said as he softly ran his fingertips over Duo's face.

“Right.” Duo swallowed thickly. “How come you are all calm and reasonable, while I'm about to start hyperventilating?”

“You think I'm calm? It's more like I'm in shock. Here, feel this.” He said as he took Duo's hand and pressed the palm against his chest.

Duo could felt the rapid beats of Wufei's heart, almost feeling like it was trying to break out of his ribcage. Duo flicked his eyes from where his hand was resting, up to the dark eyes in front of him. They looked about as scared as he felt. He breathed out a sigh of relief. So what if Wufei was a bit bigger and stronger then he was. It wasn't like his friend would ever do anything to hurt him. Duo closed his eyes and rested his forehead against Wufei's. He felt like an idiot for even thinking anything like it about his friend. He guessed that all those lessons Solo had given him on the streets of L2 had left their traces.

'Never walk alone in the dark, never take anything they offer, never get into their cars, never let them touch you and most important, never let them put anything up your ass.'

At the age of nine, all of that had been pretty obvious. But at fifteen, lines had begun to blur. Walking alone in the dark was a part of the job and so was getting into cars and taking things tha were offered. Unfortunately, so was letting them touch him. Duo hated to play Mata Hari to perverted Oz soldiers but it was necessary. But he had never broken the last rule. He had never had any reason to. And definitely never wanted to. But now, lying next to one of his best friends in the backseat of a car, about to have sex with said friend... the idea didn't seem so off putting anymore.

He took a deep breath trough his nose and smelled the reassuringly familiar smell of Wufei. He had never considered someone’s smell reassuring before. But there it was, spicy and masculine with a hint of incense.

“Are you alright?”Wufei asked quietly.

“Yeah... I'm ok. It just got a bit much and my brain got fried.”

Wufei chuckled “Don't tell me you are freaking out already baby-face.” Duo looked up into his friend's smirking face and wanted nothing more then to wipe that infuriating smile of, what ever means necessary. A hard kiss that made their teeth clash seemed like a great idea to do so.

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Chapter 2 will be out in a few days.
Thanks to Persephone Choiseul who is my wonderful beta.