Big Liar!

Rating:PG
Pairings: 1+2
Warnings: Language
Feedback: It would be nice
Disclaimer: Ah yes, I do not claim any rights to Gundam Wing or Memoirs of a Geisha or any of the characters in either books. I do not make any money from writing this. All rights reserved to their proper owners
AN*: Just a fun little ficlet I thought up.

"Woo this is boring. So boring...I swear if it gets any more boring I'm going to do something drastic."

"You know Duo, you're not the only one that's bored." Quatre states calmly, staring into the roaring fire

"I know that, but come on. You can't tell me that it's not getting to you. Being cooped up for over a week in this...this shack. No sign of any missions coming our way. This endless fucking storm."

"Somebody please shut him up." Wufei growls out through clenched teeth.

Trowa nods silently, staring at Quatre.

"Duo, what did we talk about earlier?" Heero asks, as if he were talking to a child.

Duo lets out an over dramatic sigh, " If anyone wants my opinion, they'll ask. And if I'm bored, I need to quietly amuse myself with a game or something."

"That's a good idea Duo. Lets play a game." Quatre says jumping out of his chair.

"Isn't that a little childish?" Wufei asks.

Quatre grins, "Not the game I'm talking about. I used to watch the Maguanacs play it. It's a drinking game called Big Liar!"

"You want to play a drinking game, with him?" Heero nods to Duo.

"Why does everyone assume that I can't hold my liquor?"

"Because you can't." Trowa says.

"Oh wow! A whole three words. Must be some kind of record."

"Behave you two. Yes, I want to play a drinking game. I think everyone's getting a little tense and we all need to relax. I'll get the liquor and then explain how to play." Quatre dashes off into the kitchen and returns a few minutes later with three bottles and five rather large shot glasses

"Vodka, Teqiula and Rum? My God Quat..." Duo grins.

Quatre ignores him and sits on the floor," It will be easier if everyone got down here."

The other pilots move to the middle of the room and form a circle.

"Okay, how the game works. I'll tell all of you two stories, and after I'm finished you each decide which one is true, and which is false. Whoever picks the false story will have to take a penalty shot of whichever drink I pour you. And then it goes on to the next person, and so on and so forth."

"This is going to turn out terribly. I'm telling all of you this right now." Wufei says, shaking his head.

"Oh come on Wu-sters. Be a sport." Duo croons.

"Leave me alone."

"Let's just get this over with." Heero says quickly.

"Good idea. My first story, when I was about ten, my sisters used to dress me up like a china doll and parade me around our estate." Quatre pauses looking around. "And my second one, I made out with Lady Une at last years Christmas party."

Duo lets out a loud laugh, "You're one sick dude."

"Just pick one."

Duo grins, "I'm going with Une."

"Wufei?"

"Your sisters."

"Sisters." Heero says.

"What about you Trowa?"

"Une.

"Well, I'm sorry to say that Wufei and Heero must take a shot of Vodka."

"You made out with Une?" Heero asks, face twitching slightly.

Quatre smiles, "I lost a bet."

"What kind of bet?"

"None of your business Duo. Now drink up boys." Quatre fills their shot glasses to the brim with the clear liquor, a pleasant smile on his face.

Wufei and Heero pick them up and slam the shots back. Wufei lets out a shudder.

"Gross."
"Your up Wufei."

"Good. First one. After every mission I wash and buff my Gundam. Second one, I'm attracted to someone that works for Oz."

"I always knew you were a freak. I'm going with Oz." Duo says.

"Hmm. I think I agree with Duo on this one. Oz." Quatre says.

"Trowa?"

"Gundam."

"Gundam." Heero agrees.

Wufei glares at Duo and Quatre, "How could you think that I would stoop that low? Penalty shot for the two of you. Tequila I think."
He fills their glasses.

After Duo takes his shot he stares at Wufei, "I know you're obsessed and everything, but buffing? Who's going to notice that?" He looks at Trowa and Heero, "Never mind."

"My turn!" Duo yells, "Hmm...Let's see. What should I tell...?"

"Duo." Heero warns.

"Fine. Okay, sometimes, when I'm in the shower washing my hair, I like to pretend that I'm in a fairy tale and my Prince will come rescue me...yeah. Next one! I know for a fact that Zechs and Treize are having some kind of love affair! Wufei?"

"Treize and Zechs?"

"Is that you're final answer?"

"No! You act like an Onna all the time, I'm going for the shower."

"Treize and Zechs." Quatre pipes up.

"Heero? Trowa?"

They glance at one another and nod, "Trieze and Zechs."

Duo fills a glass with Rum and hands it to Wufei, "Honestly..fairy tales."

Wufei grudgingly takes the glass, "I don't think I should be mixing liquors like this." he mutters before drinking it.

"It will do ya some good. Who's next?"

~Two Hours later~
"You were right Duo. This was a great idea!" Wufei hiccups into his recently empty glass
Duo giggles, "I don' think this was my idea, but thank you."

"Everyone shush. It's Heero's turn. Heero. Sounds almost like Hero." Quatre grins at the pilot.

"Now listen very carefully Wufei and Duo. Yesterday I went to the Preventers Headquarters and did a strip tease. Tonight I played a drinking game with my friends. Which is true?"

After two hours of drinking, Duo and Wufei seemed to have lost touched with reality and ended up getting completely smashed. The other three, deciding telepathically, that they didn't need to drink anymore, were giving them stories with obvious answers. It didn't seem to be working.
Heero looks over at Duo, who had taken his shirt off 'Because it was too hot', who was currently rolling around on the floor giggling at everything that was said.

"Don't think I don't know what you're trying to pull Yuy." Wufei exclaims, "I know very well that you weren't at the Preventers yesterday. Right Duo?"

"Huh? Yeah, sure."

Heero lets out the breath he had been holding, "You two got me. You don't have to take a shot."

Duo, who wasn't paying any attention at all heard take a shot, and grabbed the almost empty bottle of rum and started chugging from it. Trowa immediately pulled it out of his hands, "He said you didn't have to. Can you hear me?"

"Nope. Let's play spin the bottle." he grabs the bottle from Trowa and spins it, before anyone could stop him. It landed on Heero.
"Heeeyy Heeerrooo." Duo crawls over to his friend and straddles his lap.
"Don't." Heero warns.
Duo pouts, "The bottle doesn't lie."
"At least it's not a drinking game." Quatre offers.
"I don't think I need to remind you that the game was you idea in the first place." Heero sighs as Duo leans in and attacks his mouth with his own.

The End