MSN Love Of My Life

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK Plays the fallowing People. Duo Maxwell, Edward Elric, Draco Malfoy
Colonel Badass: Is Heero Yuy, Roy Mustang, Harry Potter.

This is what happens when two people who have the same heart and mind come together you get awhole bunch of fun crazy LOVE. SO Please If you don't have a sence of humor if you don't have a sence of fun please don't read this. But if one has a feel and need for the Crazy Bizar and humorus please feel free to Imbark on a jourey into our world. Please Buckle your Seat belts your in for a ride ye who actually read to the end and desire more.

Please Enjoy MSN Love of My Life

Duo Maxwell




Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*:glomp*
Colonel Badass says:
*hello
*Im happy
*because I have one for class to go
*and then I just have finals
*yay!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Well that is good better to have a Happy Flame Alchemist Hubby then a mad one ^^
Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*yes
*that is true
*and then i come home to find some lovely reviews on my new fanfic
*which also makes me happ
**happy
*so how are YOU!?
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I am pretty good eating potatoes chips lol
*eating spaggetio’s
Colonel Badass says:
*ooo, tatos
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*and talking to my BUDDYS
Colonel Badass says:
*i love spaggetios
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*me too
*with meat balls lol
Colonel Badass says:
*I use to eat them like every day when I was litte:
*lo
*lol
*my fav are the ones with hotdogs
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*YEAH I LIKED hot dogs in them too
*sorry caps on I am flashing the other Roy again
Colonel Badass says:
*hahahahha
*lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*lol
*right now she is being Mother Hen to Ed because for a year and 5 months Ed had been sexually abused behind Roy’s back
*and he isn't aloud to leave Roy's side
*literally lol
*never
*lol
*:)
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
*chain him to his wrist
*lol
*like in deathnote
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*lol
*>__>
*hey!
*why in the hell did I tell her that *bangs head on desk*

*DAMN YOU COLONEL AND YOUR MANIPULTIVENES
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
*its what i do
*oooo YAYAYAYAYAY@

*and i just found out another thing to make me uber happy
*MY MUSTANG BOOTS ARE IN THE MAILOFFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*YAY!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*EdoEdo (Ed Jumping up and down)
Colonel Badass says:
*I wish i'd known earlier
*I could have gone to get them when they were open
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*awww
Colonel Badass says:
*oh well. I can go get them tomorrow and stomp around lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*lol
*your funny
*so you get this :glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*dood I have a thing for boots
*like badly
*my friend says whenever I wear them i strut
*like not even on purpose
*my body is just naturally "I am badass in these boots must strut my junk"
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*lol
*ah haha
*:glomp: again
*Nice Photo
Colonel Badass says:
*thought i would compliment your duo one (Has Heero Pic)
*lol
*I want to ruffle duo's bangs so bad
*x31(Happy face)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Hey hey!
*Duo: *covers bangs with hands* no touchy lady
Colonel Badass says:
*:glomp:
*me: well then stop being so friggin adorable and I won't do it
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: you wouldn't want to touch em anyways there sweaty
*in that photo*
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: I would :tackles"
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *falls*
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *molests*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: *eats tator chips*
*Duo: *is molested on the ground*
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *steals a tatoe chip*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: Have some I have a family sized Bag lol
*:DD (Big SMILE)
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: thanks
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: :( (SAD FACE) they don't go through the screen
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *kisses Duo*
*Roy: *munch munch munch* she has cheese doddlez so its cool
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*lol
*Duo: *kissy Heero and still has hands over bangs so no ladies can ruffle them*
*Ed: *munch munhcn munchh!!!&
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *noms on cheese doodles*
Heero: *sucks Duo's neck*
*Me: :hp: (Harry flying on broom)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Hell yeah moans
*Ed: *laughs and um takes some doodles*
*Draco: *puts a tree in front of Harry Potter Icon*
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry potter icon: ¨....*splat*
*Heero: *gropes pants*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*LOL
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *puts cheese doodle in mouth so it is sticking out for ed to take*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*DuO: Heero honey your only grabbing my pants
*Ed: Oooo *take cheese doodle*
*with mouth

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *kisses Ed*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: kisses Roy
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: well there in the way *strips off pants* there much better. continues to molest
*Roy: *pulls Ed into his lap*
*Me: why is it everytime we start playing like this we're always screwing in like a matter of a few lines
*not that Im complaining of course
*I just find it funny
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *feels all cold and stuff from being half naked* wonders how all of this happened just cause someone wanted to ruffle my bangs?
*GET OUT OF MY HEAD
*YOU
Colonel Badass says:
*no
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I demaned it *says from under Heero though I say it half heartedly*
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: *wiggles bottom on lap*
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: well since you insist. *pretended duo had said that to him and starts rimming him*
*Roy: *kisses deeper and gropes butt*
*Harry: heeeelp meeee....X_X *half dead on ground from crash*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Awww Harry
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry: *goes unconscious*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *blinks confused when Heero dose this to his asshole* I never oh well I like it though!" ?

Ed: *makes out with Roy OH YEAH
*(TW) (eye twitches)
*you left me all alone last night right when I got off on your desk

*Ron: *comes over to Harry* HARRY!
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *pumps Duo's cock with hand while rimming*
*Roy: um......no i didn't >_>......:DD
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: WERID AS HELL I AM BEING RIMMED TWO TIMES IN THE ASS BY TWO DIFFRENT HEEROS AT THE SAME TIME
*and your both on at the same time lol
*rimming my ass at the same time
*O.O
*Wonders what it would belike to be sandwhiched between my dream man lol
*Oh Gods!
**faints*
**please stand by while Duo has a Heero Three some fantasy sorry for any trouble this may cause*
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry: X_X
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron: *takes him to the Hospital*
*Draco: *smacks Harry* Stop playing Around
Colonel Badass says:
*harry: still X_X
*Heero: lol, we must be thinking on the same brain waves
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: juu (nodding head)
*hold on lol
Colonel Badass says:
*k
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*your now in with the other Heero lol
*Oh by the way the sexy nighty thing worked you told me to answer the door in my sexy nighty I did last night he was like Hellooo Gorges lol
Colonel Badass says:
*Told you it'd work
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*your so smart
Colonel Badass says:
*:D (Big Smile)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*this is funny
*were you going
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK said (6:51 PM):
*naughty!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I just txt you lol
**mutters when you always leave*
*YO :glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*sorry i kindda vanished
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Yeah I noticed
Colonel Badass says:
*Im like Ed when it comes to foo
**food
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: >__>
Colonel Badass says:
*my roomys like wanna go get something
**stomach growls*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: Well how nice
Colonel Badass says:
*hee hee
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: Sorry sister only room in this IM Box for ON BIG FATTY ELRIC BOY
*Ed: you can be a hungry Mustang
*lol Ed: Like damn Ia m so hungry I could eat like a Horse!
*Ed: I am not hungry anymore though I ate chips from like 5pm tell 7pm and had some Spaggtio's before that I made Pancakes and bacon chocolate chip pancakes
Colonel Badass says:
*damn
*I want pancakes.
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: I did make em in the morning though
*the chocolate chip pancakes
*Ed: It was an experiment lol I am like la la la I am like Breakfast is DONE :DD (Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*I could see that
*actually very, very vividly
*and then he's like^o) (cocks eye brow)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Lol
Colonel Badass says:
*whatever, eats pancake
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*well actually
*he said you were experimenting again weren't you and you messed up
*then I said
*don't question the Fullmetal Cooking and its happenings
*lol
*there is bacon left so I am making bacon and fried eggs tomorrow
*I could even make more pancakes lol
Colonel Badass says:
*i wish i had a kitchen to cook
**glares at community stove in the basement *
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*funny thing is I do all of this cooking on a pancake griddle lol
Colonel Badass says:
*that everyone uses
*and never ever cleans
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I don't even have an actual stove lol
* (Laughs madly)
*FULLMETAL COOKER STRIKES AGAIN
*with pancakes and bacon
*:glomp: (red icon jumps on yellow icons head with mouth)
Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*that’s what I’m getting mike for Christmas
*is a griddle
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I told Hee-chan you like peanut butter on your pancakes lol and he is like sounds like you two have a lot in common I am like Yeah beside she likes Hunting >__>/// He is all like Wooots my kind of gal
*I am like *eats another strip of bacon*8-) (rolls eyes)
*yes griddles are amazing I have made chicken dinners on them chili and spaghetti and pancakes eggs French toast
Colonel Badass says:
*how do you do chili on a griddle
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*lol
*Ed: Fullmetal Alchemist cooker strikes again (laughs madly)
Colonel Badass says:
*should write a cook book
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Yes how to make Griddle Meals lol
*Ok I'll tell you my secret >__>
*Its
*:glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*call it Cooking with Ed....in only an Apron
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: I think that would be Your request title thrown into the name Hat *pats on the shoulder*
Colonel Badass says:
*oh c'mon, the cover could be a picture of Ed getting screwed in an apron my Mustang
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: Again that would be your Story Bored Opinion passed into the Planning Committee ^^
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: ok then what would you put on the cover
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: though I'd like to see the negatives of that one
Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*we could still have a photo shoot
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: >__> I'd probably put Fullmetal Kitchen
*And have me standing On the front cover holding up my transmuted hand turned into a Spatula Smiling with a chief had on my head
*hat*
Colonel Badass says:
*lol I could see that
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: We could make a special addition cook book for Roy though
*Ed: that has me in it dressed in different cute outfits while making lunch or super or breakfast
Colonel Badass says:
*just for me lol
*however you couldn't get to the recipes
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: And somehow I end up being fucked in the end of the cooking session by Roy
Colonel Badass says:
*b/c all the pages would be stuck together
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*LOL
*maybe I should make a Private cooking show episodes just for Roy then
*>__>
*on film
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
*I don't think you could post that youtube
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Then that might not be good Roy might try to hump the screen it will hurt his penis

*Duo: Wiggles around like putty now *AHH HEERO OH GODS stoppp you been rimming me for agess
*lol
*Duo: I need to breath my heart
*!_!
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero:hmmmm...no. *continues to rim and fist cock*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *is a wiggling pile of sexynesss* Ah hha AHhh*pushes on head*

*Duo: driving me crazy and wild!
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *sucks in Duo's cock and thrust a finger into him*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *wiggles more gripping on to whatever I can hold on to!*
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *deep throats him and moans around his cock*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *can't believes he gets it up and his hard in Heero's mouth for the thrillioth time now* AHH GODS HEERO! !____!
Colonel Badass says:
*Duo: *moans again at the sound of his name and thrusts in another finger*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: HEY
*Duo: you moan at the sound of your name and get so fuddled you type mine
Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*sorry
*Heero did that
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*fine
*Heero: *fucks Duo in the ass*
*Though I am Still Duo
*so technology
*I am Doing Heero in the ass
*wrap your mind around that one
*:glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: um...*gets screwed in the ass*
*technology: O_o
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*juu yup (juu is yes in finnish)
*^^
Colonel Badass says:
*:hp: (Harry Potter Icon)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*LMAO
*Ok oK we can play some HaRRY POTTER
*lol
Colonel Badass says:
*YAY@
*up....is your other friend ever coming back
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*The other Heero is on right now goof
*though he has yet to answer me as I had passed out in the shower from all the rimming going on
*and just woke up
* he hasn't responded
* Harry and Draco just got off right
*right
*right
*:glomp: :glomp: :glomp: :glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*yes they did
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*@__@ gets hypnotized by the glompings
Colonel Badass says:
**slaps*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*@__@
*#_#
**_*

*&_&
*(^_)____(^_)
Colonel Badass says:
*(bo)tries to un hypnotize again
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*O,O
Colonel Badass says:
*lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*!___!
*@___@
*Oh I was already on that one lol
*$__$
*roy_roy (Roy Mustang Icon setting things on fire)
*snap_snap ( Roy Mustang Snapping fingers)
*Suukko___Suukko (Ed Kissing Roy)
*:kouga2___:kouga2 (Kouga Shirtless)
**drools* @__@
*(L)_(L) (Heart eyes)
*EdoIdon (Ed Icon)
*Edoalke (Ed Icon)
Colonel Badass says:
*I like Kouga O_O
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*rrr (growling face)
Colonel Badass says:
*:kouga2 (Stole the icon)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Me too >__>
*HEY THAT WAS MADE JUST FOR ME rrr (growly face)
Colonel Badass says:
*need to find an Ed icon like that
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*it was made for me lol
*you'll probably have to make it lol

Colonel Badass says:
*I could do that
*lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
* (Neji Icon)
*my Kouga
*NO NEJI
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
*GAH!
*NOOOO!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Inuyasha: MINEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Neji: sorry wrong dog wolf boys I like Kiba lol
Colonel Badass says:
*Well thats good
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Neji: Yup he is a sexy Dog nin
*Neji: HI by the way (lol)
*Duo: *see what happens when you have this much sex with me*
*:edgaze (Ed Icon)
*:Ed2: (Ed Icon again)

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*RIGGGHT
*says like Cronk from Emperors new groove lol

*I love that movie by the way ^^
*so now what Harry and Draco are putty on the bed
Colonel Badass says:
*SO DO I!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*YES I was hoping so lol
Colonel Badass says:
*I love when cronk does his own theme song
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*lol
*Cronk: Can you guys like get out of here your not helping at all
*lol
*says to his mini conscious lol
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
Mini Devil: also i can do *stands on hands*
Cronk: what does that
Mini Angel: no, no he has a point
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*LOL
*funny enough I know exactly what part your talking about lol
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
*yay!
*more shit we both like
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*yeah but its not really shit
*man now I want to watch that again
Colonel Badass says:
*me too
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I wonder if its on netflix
Colonel Badass says:
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqF7JBlqkOA
(Best of Cronk)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*WOOOTS lol
Cronk: Oh righttttt Kuscos Poison the Poison chosen specially to kill Kusco
Cronk: DRINK RIGHTTTS
Colonel Badass says:
*Iesma: -_-
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
Cronk: More Broccoli?

Colonel Badass says:
Cronk: MY SPINICH PUFFS@
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
Mini Devil: I am going to lead you down the path that ROCKS
Colonel Badass says:
*hahah
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Another one for Exotic Bird Bingo I am loving this
Colonel Badass says:
*and Iesma's in the back
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*ah hahahahaha his tent is big enough for his knees
Colonel Badass says:
Screaming her head off
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*LOL
Colonel Badass says:
Cronk: THE PEASANT AT THE DINER!....he didn't pay his check
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*ah hahah I was going to spout that
*thanks for doing that for me
Colonel Badass says:
*you are most welcome
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
Cronk: I know its all coming together
Cronk: Break it down are kidding me this is hand carved Monogamy
*LMAO
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
*the run after that scene with the kids is hilarious
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*yes lol
Cronk what are the odds that the trap door would lead me out here :DD
Colonel Badass says:
*and kitty Iesma: smoosh
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*yup lol
Colonel Badass says:
*isn't he in the squirrelly scouts or what
**whatever
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*YES
*lol
*like the Leader lol
Colonel Badass says:
*and he's like squeekity squeek squeeky
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I was going to say something about his Squirrel socuts thin
*Squrrile scouts
Colonel Badass says:
Kuzco: I can't believe im taking directions from a squirrel
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIjkpko0_CQ
(Emperors Grove thing Music Video)
*here you go lol
*awesome
Colonel Badass says:
*thanks
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*welcome
*lol
Kuzco: you threw off my GROOVE :(
*HMPH*
Colonel Badass says:
**throws you out the window*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
Kuzco: groves on
*woots
*lol

Duo: ? how in the heck did we get on this lol
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: becuase the they are bonkers
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Yeah that they sure are
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: BWHAhAH!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
* Laughs maddly
*with you lol
*I saved the Groove thing to my faves lol
Colonel Badass says:
*yay!*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*wooots
Duo: SO are we goin to play or what or you just going to keep me nailed down with a finger in my ass all night lol
Colonel Badass says:
Heero: meh
*we can play
*lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
Duo: youuuu sure
*Well alright then what is next after Draco just got done doing Harry in the buttocks
Colonel Badass says:
*well
*they are skipping school
*lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*yes
*we sure are
*Roy could get to the lunch room and see no Draco and Harry ^^
Colonel Badass says:
*should probably get on that
*lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*and Heero could be like
*ROY what the hell
*telling them to take it outside
*like what if there petrified some place LMAO
Colonel Badass says:
*haha yep
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*like Draco and Harry petrified each other at the sametime lol
Colonel Badass says:
*lol, and then Harry comes in smelling like sex and Ron doesn't know what the smell is
*but hermione does, lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*How in the hell Does Hermonie know ^o)
*Ron: HUH
*Ron: you been smelling semen!
*Ron: of other boys
*Ron: (hit) (pounds desk)

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron: (tw) *eye twitches*
Colonel Badass says:
*oh get over it
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron: WITH WHO
*Ron: tell me now
Colonel Badass says:
*Hermione: >_> Krum
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron: I'll (SMASHES KRUMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
*With a Giant Shark
Colonel Badass says:
*what the hell!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*still how could she smell sex lol
Colonel Badass says:
*Hermione: *flicks wand and throws shark in lacke
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*good thing its a salt shark
*lol
Colonel Badass says:
*well you know how after sex
*people smell like it a bit
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*No cause I never smelled anyone after sex before or really pay mind to it lol
Colonel Badass says:
*and sitting close together at the dining table
*lol
*i have
*its pretty strong smell
*so it doesn't go away
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*guess I don't like even think about it lol
Colonel Badass says:
*for a bit
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I bet I smell like sex all the time then lol
*I am not normally sitting next to anyone who just had sex
*besides Hee-chan that is me and him
*I am use to that lol
*Anyways
*shall we move to Lunch then?
Colonel Badass says:
*ok
*you wanna start or me
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*well I'll go
Colonel Badass says:
*k
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Draco is finally decided after five hours of hot sex and snuggling that they needed to regain their strengthen and should probably go and get food he had just gotten off in Harry for the last time and would probably be good for awhile now he was needing his medaction as well"Hey Harry we better get back," He said placing his hand on Harry's slender smooth naked lower back and rubbed him there not wanting to leave but eventually they would send a seruch party.
*:[
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry let out a groan. He would normally feel bad about missing his morning classes, but they had just skipped potions and history of magic and he could really care less. He would be completely content to just stay here, take a nap, and maybe have another round of sex before dinner, but Draco had a point. Ron especially would be wondering where he'd gone off to. "Alright," he said pushing himself
*up to sit cross legged on the bed.
*(F)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Draco then moved off the bed all together and stood up and yawned he scratched his stomach he cleaned Harry's ass with a cleaning spell from his wand then began to get dressed. "Well perhaps we can meet again here after super if you like?" Draco wondered he knew he could go for seeing Harry for the rest of his life now and he didn't know how he'd live without sleeping next to him now.
*:[
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry stood up and stretched. He gave Draco's still nude body an appreciative look and felt butterflys in his gut. He wasn't a moron and knew that even if they had been seeing each other for only two days he was developing feeling for Draco. "Okay, but I need to sleep in my own bed tonight," he said. "Everyone was freaking out at breakfast as to where I had been."
*(F)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Draco didn't seem to happy about this, he pulled his pants up over his boxkers and then put his shirt on and buttoned it and tucked in his shirt then tied his tied and put the sweater on over that last he put on his robes and shoes."Oh, I forgot you don't have a private place to sleep I have my own room and I only have that new teacher who sort of worries for me but not really" Draco shrugged."But alright then I guess it would better don't want people to get to curious as to why we are missing at night I suppose." Draco agreed. Though Draco always snuck out.
*:[
*http://duosmexymaxwell.deviantart.com/#/d34kacy
*here is a list of things I hate
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry got dressed to. "Did you want to meet here or your room then?" he asked. Having your own room sounded like a big perk, probably because Draco had a rich daddy. The thought Lucious made him frown. The man would probably kill Harry if he found out what they were doing.
*(F)
*(is that finland Roy or me
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*which one lol
*I mean what one are you talking about lol
*"Well my room is still in the hidden Slythriens House so I don't think you'd be a loud to come in there Sorry Harry but I suppose I could give you the secret location to my rooms window if you want to sneak in there? But That damn new teacher has access into my room. I don't know that would be really risky Harry I don't want to not see you again" He said once he was perfectly dressed he stepped out of the tent.
*:[
Colonel Badass says:
*(When Roy gets off to go to work
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Oh LMAO
*both of you
*when you sign off lol
*I just said Work lol
*my Roy
Colonel Badass says:
*(ooo lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I hate it when my Roy's leave
*:(
*lol
Colonel Badass says:
*(i normally sign off for meetings or bed
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*well Roy signs off for Work in Genreal he normally goes to sleep when he leaves me lol
*just meaning The Roy of My Heart

Colonel Badass says:
*Harry rolled his eyes. "I have the invisibility cloak, remember, and no knew teacher is going to tell me I can't come get screwed when I want." he gave Draco a peck on the lips. "He should actually be happy a Slythrien and Gryffindor are together. Who is it anyway?"
(F)


OH I see.

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*"You know Professor Mustang" Draco explained to Harry he waited for Harry to get out of the tent "Well come one lets get going now" He said and stepped out and picked up his broom "Can you get out of here?" He wondered laying down on his broom and looked over his shoulder at Harry.
*:[

Colonel Badass says:
*Harry Nodded. "I did fly here on my broom," he said picking up said broom and straddled it wincing as his ass made contact with the wood. He was going to have to go to madame pompfrey's for asprin. "I'll see you later," he said giving a smile and a wave.
*(F)

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Draco nodded "Alright Harry see you later" He said and Draco then zoomed off into the sky and back toward the school where everyone was getting out for lunch now though he wasn't sure he'd even be going to any of his classes though he did kind of need to get more of his meds so he he landed in the chourt yard and walked back toward his room in the dougens to get his sack of meds to have on hand./ Ron couldn't believe Harry had been missing this whole time again now he knew though he was probably out with Draco that thought worried him he didn't know how to express his concern to Hermonie she always just brushed him off./ Edward had gone pretty much the first part of the day with out instent besides children whispering about how cute he was besides a Slyrien who he gave detintion for becuae he was being rude otherwise no horny spells./ Duo was siting at his spot as Lunch had already started now it had been on for at lest 5 mintues now.
*:[

Colonel Badass says:
*Harry flew down to the quidditch pitch and put his broom back in his locker before walking back to the great hall. He smiled and waved to Ron and Hermione before sitting down next to them at the gryffindor table and grabbing a chicken leg. He was famished. / Hermione was eating right next to him and smelt was smelled like...she blushed. No it couldn't be...could it? / Nevil ran into Draco in the
*slytherin common rooms, having decided to skip lunch and eat some food his grandma had sent him. "Did you skip class? You coulda told me I would have come with you," he said. / Roy was chuckling over Ed's apparent popularity with the students. He was getting the same attention too, and his veela arogance was basking in it. that is until heero stomped up to him. "Why did you give Potter and Malfoy
*permission to fight?" he asked furiously. Roy looked at him confussed. "I never gave them permission I just said take it outside." "Well they could be hexing each other..." Heero started but then Harry walked in and he stopped. "It seems mr. potter is fine," Roy said. "I'll go check to make sure Malfoy is alright." he said excusing himself. Heero sat down next to Duo muttering about new teachers.
*(F)

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron looked up"Where in the Bloody hell have you been Mate?" Ron wondered softly so not to attract attintion to anyone else as he had just swallowed a mouthful of bangers and mashed his lips gleamed with the juices he licked them and drank some of his pumpkin juice./ Draco shrugged, "Yeah I did guess I just wanted to be alone," Draco answered him he walked into the his dorm room if Nevil wanted to fallow then he could do so if he so wished to do it. Draco walked in the door stayed open with magic unless Draco wanted it to shut he picked up his medaction sack from the desk after laid his broom down on the nicely made bed./ Duo did see Harry was pleased but then notted Malfoy had not returned he tilted his head"Is there something going on i need to know about or is it normal Harry and Draco Quraling?" He wondered eatting some corn on the cob after he spoke.
*:[

Colonel Badass says:
*just another thing to add to the list
*"Had a row with Draco and then went to the Quidditch pitch to fume on my broom for a bit," he lied, unaware he had just called Draco by his first name. "I'm sorry, guess I lost track of time." / Hermione smirked. Years had taught her how to tell when Ron and harry were lying and Harry was doing it now. / Nevil followed him, bringing along the tuperware container filled with homemade chicken pot
*pie. "You want some," he offered. "Gran made it. Btw your invited again for our New Years Eve party."/ Heero shrugged his shoulders. "Normal fighting i suppose. i wish those two could just get along or at least be civil."/ Roy walked down to the slytherin common room to check there first.
*(F)

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: MY STOMACH (sob)
Colonel Badass says:
*what did you do
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: BLAME HIM *points at Duo*
*Ed: (cof) (holding stomach icon)
Colonel Badass says:
**to Duo* what happened?!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*"Hmn you did well, I figured that as much," Ron said scooping up his mashed and bangers, "Are you and Malfoy," he leaned it toward Harry over the dinner and whispered"friends?" he wondered putting his hand around his mouth so no one else would see the word in which he mouthed./ Draco nodded "Sure I'll have some," He said looking at the food home made stuff was always better to him then School food though Hogwarts food was extremely good he sat down at his desk and made a plate and fork appear so Nevil could give him some./ "Yes but there is always bickering some place it keeps things at a relative balance and all" Duo said looking up and Heero with corn and butter on his face from eatting a not to clean corn on the cob he had two more on his plate HE LOVED corn on the cob.
*-_*
*:[
*Duo: AH I decided to drink Milk
*Ed: (no) *runs crying*
*Ed: AND NOW my tummy is(cof) (it hurts)
*Duo: I don't think it was the milk I think it was the half pound of potato chips you ate ^o)
*Ed: HEY WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT WHAT I DID
Colonel Badass says:
*um.....
*im not even gonna try to get in between this argument
**sits to watch*
**with popcorn*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *rolls eyes* Why do you always have to shout all the time and get so pissed off and loud you squeak like a mouse
*Edward: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TINY MOUSE PIP SQUEAK KONEL OF CORN
*Duo: *gets in Deathscythe that is 62 feet tall and looks down at Ed who is actually taller then Duo when Ed gets to 17 .*
*Duo: I guess you why don't you walk into my scythe and pop like a piece of pop corn?
*Ed: (cof) Huh Popcorn? *lifts head weakly*
*Ed: I want some popcorn
*Duo: *slams head on random desk*
*Ed: But no really my tummy it hurts
*Ed: ;S *shows it to Roy and Ignores the Douche Bag in the Gundam with a lazar scythe blazing behind my head* will you kiss it?
*Duo: *wants to do it!*
*Duo: don't call me a Douche Bag you ant terd
*ant*
*Duo: No wait ameba terd
*Duo: No wait the terd of the ameba terds bacteria on the terd of that organzums terd
*Ed: edo *angry face*
*Duo: and that terd looks like you Ed ^^
*Ed: lest my hair dosen't look like a big long terd!
*Duo: (tw)
*Ed: OH HO did I hit a sensitive SpOT

Colonel Badass says:
*Harry shook his head vehemently wondering what the hell had led Ron to that conclusion. Crap was it that obvious. "Why would you say that?" he asked. / Hermione smiled even wider, already having an idea of what was going on. Well this was interesting. / Nevil heaved half onto the plate and sat down on the floor, leaning against Malfoy's bed to do the same. / Heero Nodded before changing the
*subject and asking, "So are we having "tea and rum" at my hut again tonight?" / Roy walked up the stairs and made his way to Draco's room. "There you are," he said. "Yuy said you and Potter were fighting again."
*(F)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *LIFTS DEATHSCYTHES FOOT TO CRUSH ED WITH IT* ED: Is able to dodge the descending foot easily* Duo: your lucky your such a tiny terd!" Duo then gets out and tackles Ed to the ground and they roll around in the dirt. Duo spouting out about how no one talks about his hair that way and how No one calls Ed short and gets away with it. It was fuzzy flying ball of Blonde and Chestnut hair. they roll across the oceans they roll across the desert they roll over lava they roll over spikes they roll over and over tell they come to a grand Lake of MILK
*Ed stops and clings to Duo's head like a cat !__!
*Duo: -__-
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy and Me: *munches popcorn*
*Me: this is better than a movie
*Roy: nod
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*(snorts)
*Duo: *tries to prey Ed off his head* GET OFF OF ME!!!!!
Ed: NO NO NO I refuse to Roll around IN MILK!
*Duo: We aren't going to Roll around in it we stoped !
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *sips soda*
*Me: hit em with the chair
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: Then lets just backaway from the milk!
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: he does realize he's arguing with himself, right?
*me: that's kindda sad
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *sighs backs up some when Ed loosens his grip some. Duo: yanks him off his head and hurls Edward into the middle of the lake* Shields eyes with hand with how he tossed him pretty far he thought.
*Ed: *slooshes* Into Milk
*Duo: Oh shut up you love it (Says to Roy and You!)
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: I do
*Roy: as do I
*Heero: and me
*Harry: meh, its better than watching porn
*Everyone: *stares at harry*
*Harry: what im a 16 year old boy. give me a bloody break
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: *slooshes around in the middle of the lake*
Colonel Badass says:
*me: can he swim?
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Yes he is just acting
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *gets up and goes to get Ed just in case he is drowning*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *snickers when Roy goes into the lake of milk*
*Duo: that is only 4 feet deep
*Edward: ah AHHHHHHHHHHH I can't breath I can't I am I am going I am going my tummy
dose the dead man's float
*looking up at the sky
*Oh what a world
*Oh what world
*dieing in milk the iorny!

*Duo: *scoops up some of the milk in a cup and gets some chocolate chip coookies*
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *quite literally walks to Ed and drags his ass back to shore*
*Me: ooo COOKIES!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:

*Duo: want a cookie? :DD
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: *noms cookies out of his hand* THANKS!

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:

*Duo: Well I hope you enjoyed that cookie
*Ed: *was shivering with compulsions*
Colonel Badass says:
*some poor 12 year old noob is going to be scared for years to come
*Roy: *pokes*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: *opens and closes his mouth nothing is coming out sees Duo and* SCREAMS
*Ed: HE IS DEATH HE IS DEATH
**waves finger at Duo madly*
*Duo: That is right bitch
*Ed: (no) *runs away crying*
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *chases after him* God damn it Ed. stop being so dramatic.
Heero: *has fallen asleep*
Harry: *munches discarded popcorn*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Pip: *comes in and sits next to Harry and Heero with a tub of Mushrooms and munches*
*Ed: *runs for the hills*
*Duo: *chuckles*
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: so...anyone up for a game of scrabble?
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron shrugged “Well I mean you two keep sneaking off to places together saying your fighting then that time I um.” He stopped not wanting to say ”Never mind we can chat later about that I bet your starved.” Ron Shrugged./ “thanks Nevil.” Draco nodded and scooped up the food and munched it then looked up “Well Professor Yuy is right I always fight with Potter we thought you said it was ok.” Draco shrugged he loved getting others in trouble if he got Heero in trouble so be it./Duo smiled ”I’d love some.” He said still with corn kornels on his cheek and some on his nose.
*:[
*Duo: Ehhh Scrabble isn't really my cup of tea! Lets play field hockey instead
*Pip: *flicks a mushroom off his thumb it lands on his tonuge he munches on it happily*
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: *magically appears in her goalie gear* C'MON BITCHES! waves stick in her hand
*Harry: don't we have to wear skirts for this O_o
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I am the goalie !>__>
*
*Go fine I'll be Forward

*Duo: *sets the puck down* we can be naked if you really want Harry" Says To the glasses boy before he barrels down the field with the puck shouldering everyone easily out of his way braid swinging over his ass and he shoots and tosses the puck Right at Goalies Chest it was going at maybe the speed of a bullet good thing she had padding on. ^^

Colonel Badass says:
*Harry was glad Ron just let the subject drop and dug into his chicken and potatoes, oblivious to the smile Hermione was giving him. / Roy frowned. "Just keep it to a minimum. I don't care if you shout and scream but I just want to remind you no cursing," he said. "Anyway, have a good lunch. You too Longbottom." Nevil gave a curt wave to Roy not looking up from his food. / Heero didn't say anything
*about the corn thinking it looked comical stuck all over Duo's face.
*(F)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
Duo: THANKS Heero for not helping me out !
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: *is hit in chest so hard, she flys back into the goal* GAH WTF?!
*Me: *throws puck out to harry*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: HAHAHAH I WIN
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry: *grabs puck with stick*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Goalie with puck 1000 points
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry: no effing way *passes to heero*
*Heero:*gets puck and races down field*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: ^o)
*Heero your suppose to be on my team
*<__<
*Duo: *sniffles*
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: Hey just because Heero's pitcher doesn't mean you can't be up to bat.
*Heero: *shoots puck*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I am confused
*Duo: And yeah Fucking way I got 1000 points I made up this game I get to make the rules
*Duo: Goalies and pucks 1000 points square in the chest!
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: That fucking hurt too
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Well you wanted to be goalie
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: well sorry im good at goalie
*Heero: *scores*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*"WHAT Are you smiling at!" Ron demanded to know Hermonie with another mouthful of sausage and mashed./ Draco laughed "Um ok then, we shall try to keep our shouting matches to that of G level so your Sensitive Teacher Ears won't melt off your skulls." Draco snickered a bit at this./ Typical of the seme to never help out there poor uke when they have things on there face where was Quatre when he needed him. He picked up his fresh corn and munched into that.
*:[
*Duo: Never said you weren't
*Duo: Yippy Heero gets 500 points
*Duo: So we aren't on the same team *looks at Heero* but you just put the puck in the same goal-_*

Colonel Badass says:
*"Swallow your food before you talk Ron," Hermione said instead of giving him an answer. Harry was still eating./ "Just don't get in too much trouble. Your father'll have my job otherwise," he said. and turned to go back to the great hall. / Nevil finished his pie and sat back. "Why does he keep ragging on you? It's getting annoying," Nevil said.
*(F)

*Heero: who said I was aiming at the same goal

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I am so confused
*Duo: *goes and sits in the corner*
*Duo: *pokes at it trying to comprehend Heero not being on my team*

*"LIKe I bloody care if he lost his Job its not my problem!" Draco said loud enough for Roy to hear so maybe Roy should think a bit more about how he spoke to Draco MAYBE.../ Ron closed his mouth "Sorry" He said still around his mouthful and then cleaned his 3rd helping off his plate and gave a burp feeling full but could use some desert he thought.
*:[
*Duo: *pokes*
*Duo: *pokes*
*Duo: Pokes
*Duo: pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes pokes
*Duo: Heero not on my team... Heero is not on the same team as me? Team With me on it and Heero not on it.... Heero not on the same side as me what dose that mean? *whispers to myself feeling lost and confused*
Colonel Badass says:
*Harry snorted at Ron'd burp. "Jeez Ron that smelled terrible," he joked. "So did I miss anything interesting in class?" he asked. / "Well we learned this potion that can re grow muscle tissue and..." Hermione was already on a rant about the academics he'd missed and Harry tuned her out./ Nevil chuckle as Roy shook his head in exasperation. "I really wish we could have gotten a better bloke for
*head of house," he said. "I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't even a wizard."
*(F)
*Heero: O_o stop poking!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *pokes more* why should I! your not on my TEAM and reather play for the other SIDE
*Duo: *stands up and takes out hand gun and shoots the corner*
*Duo: *over n over again!*
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero *grabs away gun* stop it!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: HEY give me my Gun back THAT IS MINE MOTHER FUCKER (tw) takes out other gun!

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *grabs away other gun*

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: you can touch my braid you can touch my ass BUT MY GUNS NO
*Duo: HEYYYYYYYYYYY

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: where the hell does he put them all

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *pulls out an Automatic Rifle*

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *throws guns down, grabs away rifle and chucks that too before pouncing on Duo and pinning him to the ground and straddling him. holds hands above head*
Heero: There
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron shrugged "So you want to go out and get a sniff of air before we go back to our next classes?" He wondered to Harry"Or you busy after that mate?" He wondered./ "Where is Professor Snape anyways why did he take his place I wonder Oh wait my father right" Draco said rolling his eyes and gave and annoyed sighing.
*:[

*Duo: *being the master of escape uses his Powerful muscular legs and throws Heero over his head to make Heero land on his back* GET OFF OF ME YOU TRADOR!!! *says straddling Heero and hoped off after giving him a SMACK for touching his guns he walked over to them and picked them up.
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: Hey don't you walk away from me! *tackles*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: (tw) why do you even care if your not for me your against ME!!! *wrestles with you!*
*Ed: *gets some pizza rolls*

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *pins down and kisses, hoping that'd shut him up*
*Roy: can I have one?

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *tries to pull face away* Hey don't try to change the subject!!! * says finally managing it*
*Ed: You can have 5

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: thanks
*Heero: why are you so pissed. we are having a friendly game of field hockey and you flip out

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: juu watches Duo and Heero
*Duo: BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS AGAINST ME
*DUO: how come everyone was all on HERTeam
*Duo: and no one was on MY team!
*Ed: *burns tongue* ouchies
Colonel Badass says:
*Me: >_> um...no they weren't and you are in a 20 story gundam
*Maggie: I need all the help I can get
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I WAS NOT
*Duo: I said I'd be the forward!
Colonel Badass says:
*well whatever
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I don't use my Gundam and if I did you'd be dead
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: true
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Like beyond DEAD
Colonel Badass says:
*hahaha
*me : X_X
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: you would be so dead that Death would be like damn now that is DEAD

Colonel Badass says:
*"Sure," Harry said standing up. "You c'mon hermione?" he asked the girl who hadn't paused in her description of the classes. "Oh, I was going to nip off to start that paper professer slughorn assigned."/ Nevil Nodded. "What exactly happened anyway?" he asked. None of the students got the full story although there were of course rumors.
*(F)
**slughorn," hermione said.

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *still looks at Heero and can't believe he would go against him even in a friendly game of hockey

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: fine if it makes you feel better i'll be on your team

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE ON MY TEAM TO START WITH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
*Ed: wow He is mad
*Ed: Heero you don't even understand O.O
*Ed: they say I over react >__>

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: I know *eats pizza roll* glad your not like this

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: ^^
*Ed: my tongue has no feeling anymore

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *presses finger to Duo's lips* stop being a hysterical drama king. I love you and that's all that really matters, right?
*Me: *capturing whole thing on camera*

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ron rolled his eyes and stood up"Well come on Harry lets go," He said grabbing his stuff and walked toward the exit of the lunch hallway./ Draco shrugged"Well I guess father thought he need to hype security or some bullshit like that"Draco said cleaning his plate"Well anyways lets go outside I am sick of this nasty mud blood filled air it reeks eeven in the Slythrien common room." He said putting his fork down and standing up.
*:[

*Duo: :@ *Mad face*
*Duo: well I am sooo glad to know you Love me still!
*Xanatos Edward and Shay(Duo and Heero’s Children Xanatos 6 Ed and Shay 5): Mommy and Daddy are fighting AGAIN *sighs*
*Xanatos: I place 5 dollars down that Mommy will give in
*Edward: 5 dollars says he won't!
*Shay: *rolls eyes*
*(Oh Edward is my son lol)

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *nips at Duo's bottom lip* I know you can't stay mad at me forever he said huskily

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: Isn't that weird how you named your son after me!
*Duo: *humphs!*

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: yeah it is a bit strange*

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed Yuy: Come on mom I am rooting for you
*Xanatos: come on mom you love dad don't you
*Shay: *goes to play with her tea set*

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: thanks Xanatos. *back to Duo* please forgive me *licks earlobe*

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I just really love the Name Edward it has nothing to do with you Paly!* his face blushes* You know what haven't you ever heard of the words LEAVE ME ALONE YOU TRADER! * Duo said being stubborn as always though inside he was sort of breaking*
*"you think slobbering on my ear will change my mind!"
Colonel Badass says:
*heero: I think me who is a grammar nazi might.
*Me: for this to be an effective come back
*Me: plase spell traitor correctly
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*(ah haha as you spell PLEASE wrong lol)
*Duo: Says the one who doesn’t spell Please right :P
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: and yes me slobbering you with kisses does work
*Me: that is called me can't type, not spell
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: Well I can't help it :(
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: *kisses neck*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I have DYSGRAPHIA
Colonel Badass says:
*what?
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: "Dysgraphia" is a learning disability resulting from the difficulty in expressing thoughts in writing and graphing. It generally refers to extremely poor handwriting.

Each State has its own criteria which determine if a student has a learning disability as it is defined by special education guidelines. When a student's writing or graphing difficulties are severe enough to meet these criteria, special education services are indicated. Problems arise because "dysgraphia" has no clearly defined criteria. A student with any degree of handwriting difficulty may be labeled "dysgraphic" by some educational specialists, but may or may not need special education services.


*SYMPTOMS

1. Students may exhibit strong verbal but particularly poor writing skills .

2. Random (or non-existent) punctuation. Spelling errors (sometimes same word spelled differently); reversals; phonic approximations; syllable omissions; errors in common suffixes. Clumsiness and disordering of syntax; an impression of illiteracy. Misinterpretation of questions and questionnaire items. Disordered numbering and written number reversals.


*3. Generally illegible writing (despite appropriate time and attention given the task).

4. Inconsistencies : mixtures of print and cursive, upper and lower case, or irregular sizes, shapes, or slant of letters.

5. Unfinished words or letters, omitted words.


6. Inconsistent position on page with respect to lines and margins and inconsistent spaces between words and letters.


*7. Cramped or unusual grip, especially holding the writing instrument very close to the paper, or holding thumb over two fingers and writing from the wrist.

8. Talking to self while writing, or carefully watching the hand that is writing.

9. Slow or labored copying or writing - even if it is neat and legible.


*Duo: Well it also can be for typing as well lol
*Duo: thank your starts I am typing lol
*Duo: Me the Spelling Nazi better take me to the spelling Concentration camp (lol)
Colonel Badass says:
*way to explode wiki all over msn you
*lol
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*There is also another one that says that Dysgraphia is an Impairment of the brain

Colonel Badass says:
*I feel like I just read a text book
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Brain*
*its not wiki lol
*its a Medical site
Colonel Badass says:
*ah ha
*i c
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*But no really I have that
*if you can't telll lol
Colonel Badass says:
*i kindda guessed
*since you mentioned it an all
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Lol
Colonel Badass says:
*idk
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*yeah its not a big word I can just pull out of my ass lol
Colonel Badass says:
*I had a reading impairment
*which is funny because im a writer now
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*well same with me
*I love to write stories
*and YET
*and yet
*!!!
*><
* *slams head on desk*
*I have this fucking cursessssssss

Colonel Badass says:
**massages back and neck*

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*So yep Plus I suck at math ^^
*Duo: What do you except from a kid who brought himself up on the streets from 9 to 14!?
*Duo: then went straight into Gundam Training to kill OZ
*Duo: I learned enough to live on the streets
*I can't wait tell we can actually talk
*lol
*with out screens and phones
*you'll be like is this ths same person lol
*the*
*well it will be
*just not damn screens in the way
*lol
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
*me too
*i kindda get sick of typing everything
*and also i feel like it'll be easier to express shit
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*juu
*of course it is
Colonel Badass says:
*dur dur dur
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*juu
Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*duuur
**whistles*
*sooooooooooooooooooooo
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*What is with the cat call?
Colonel Badass says:
*yes
*soooooooooooooooooo
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*YES?
*Duo: >__>
*HMPHHHHHS
Colonel Badass says:
*LMAO
*soooooooooooooooooooo!
*i need to sleep
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Colonel Badass says:
*soonish
*rooooooooooooooooooo
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*RAY
*I mean
Colonel Badass says:
*do a dear a female dear
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*LA* lol
Colonel Badass says:
*ray a drop of golden sun
*me a name i call my self
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Mi a Name I call my self
*Fa a Long long way to run
Colonel Badass says:
*(harmonizes)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ti A drink with jam and Bread
*That will bring us back to Do Do do do do
Colonel Badass says:
*so a needle and some thread
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Do ri mi fa so la ti Do
Colonel Badass says:
*la a not that follows so
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*note*
*:DD
*man I am about to sing this out loud lol
Colonel Badass says:
*.......
*me too
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: >__> fine I'll sort of forgive you
*Xanatos: ah hahaha give up the do buddy!
Colonel Badass says:
*Heero; good
**kisses*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed Yuy: -.- *takes money out of pocket* Xanatos snags it ah haha
*Duo: But your cut off
*Duo: tell you can remember that your on my team by default
*Duo: In my Gundam Or not

*Duo: *falls to sleep under Heero's body on the hard floor*

Colonel Badass says:
*I need to follow Duo's example
*Me: *sleeps*
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*OH MY GOSH!!!
*I forgot too!!!!

Colonel Badass says:
*Me: :( my mans not here to cuddle with me

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*:glomp:

Colonel Badass says:
*HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Neither is mine lol
Colonel Badass says:
*ROTFL!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*and I normally go to bed alone
*its so cold
*burr
Colonel Badass says:
I know the feeling
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*It is I am like this sucks stupid Starcrake lol
*:glomp:
*:glomp:
*:glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*:glomp:
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*its like little spots of ketchup nomming the murdered :glomp:
*mustard*
*(stabb)
Colonel Badass says:
*:glomp: or a Gryffindor getting a Hufflepuff

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I didn't know hufflely puffs were yellow
*Draco: I don't even pay attention to them

Colonel Badass says:
*thats their color

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Heffllumps
*Well Yellow is UGLLLLY

Colonel Badass says:
*WELL I DON'T CARE!

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*O.O
*Geez
*Go to bed Potter
*you grumpy puss
Colonel Badass says:
*GAAAAAAAA
*yeah
*I don't what that was

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*you know what you need
*need
*:glomp:
*there that should make you feel better
*have another
*:glomp:

Colonel Badass says:
*thanks

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*your welcome
*I stole them from you to give to you for free :DD
*:glomp:
*WHAT ARE YOU DOING
*are you going to bed or what

Colonel Badass says:
I don't know

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I am just staring at the nommers

Colonel Badass says:
*i am and reading porn

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*O,o
*(O,o)
Colonel Badass says:
*and wanting some water

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: *__^
*Ed: reading Porn you pervert!

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: I read porn

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: Roy can we have sex in some whipped cream?
Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: and yes we can

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: HORRAYYY
*Duo: >__> *_- I bet you wish we could have sex in whipped cream BUT FOR GET IT!!

Colonel Badass says:
*Heero: can we still have makeup sex

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: um when it is time for makeup sex its not that time yet plus your going sleep on me HUMPHS so I don't want you to just stick in and leave
Colonel Badass says:
*frendu hugging icon

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: there is a time and place under heaven for everything right now its not the time for makeup sex

Colonel Badass says:
*The green is Heero
*the yellow is duo
*kindda (talking about the hugging Icons)
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Oh lol
*LMAO
*Only
*Heero is more on topage and SMASHING ME BUNS INTO THE GROUND

Duo: you think I am going to just give into you that easy HUH HUH HUH well think again you'll have to work on it buddy ol Pal!
*Ed: *brings in a huge tub of whipped cream*
*Ed: Alright Roy the whiped cream is ready go ahead and get naked and get in
*O.O

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: *strips and tackles Ed into the tub*
*Heero: *lightly pulls Duo's braid and sucks on a very sensitive spot he knows of below Duo's right ear* I think you will

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Ed: *the cool whip flys into the air as the two land inside glad I was already naked and covered in lick able coco oil*
*
Duo: -.-

Colonel Badass says:
Heero: *gropes crotch and pushes hand under shirt to twist nipple* you can't ignore me forever

Roy: *licks whip cream off of Ed's body, and swirls his tongue all the way up his chest*

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK
Duo: *cheeks flush from the stimulation* HEY read my lips and I know you HAVE Perfect Hearing I told you your cut off why are you groping me!

Ed: We are going to have such a sugar high after this

Colonel Badass says:

*Heero: cus i wanna have make up sex.

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
Ed: says looking like a cream puff

Colonel Badass says:
*Roy: a sexy cream puff
*(have you seen ask a ninja


Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
* I have
Colonel Badass says:
*(a very deadly cream puff
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*(I have experienced the deadly cream puff)

Colonel Badass says:
*woot
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*(Its like a Chains secret cream puff thing I had one once at the china buffet I thought though it was a roll with butter and I bit into it and it exploded all over my face and into my eye I can't believe I got out with my eye)

*(Hee-chan was there to witness it and laugh at me so was his cousin)

Colonel Badass says:
*(HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*(thats awesome)
*(i laugh at you)
*( like a lot)
*(because you were taken out...by a cream puff XD)

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*:glomp:
*its all I have to say

Colonel Badass says:
*the cream puff is the red one and you are the yellow

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*LOL
only it came at me in a frontal adult
*assault
Colonel Badass says:
*lol

Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*alrighty
*well

i need to ...to...... (bangs head on desk)

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Well one more for the road :glomp:
*Duo has been out now for awhile

Colonel Badass says:
*:glomp:

Colonel Badass says:
*lol
*well good night my love
*kissy
*love of my msn life
*msn lifey love person
*:glomp:

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*OH GOOD NIGHT
*:glomp:
*lol
*of your msn life
*>___>

Colonel Badass says:
*yep

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*sorry it has to be on here lol

Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*well you sleeping tonight-__8
*-_*
*:glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*yes.
*byes
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*I think I want to as well
*lol
*sounds so inviting with all the rimming and hair playing going on with me today
*then Heero being a TRADER
Colonel Badass says:
*haha
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*wears me out
Colonel Badass says:
*TRAITOR!
*GOD!
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*TRADER I CAN SPELL IT HOW I WANT
*(hit)
* Deathscythe Icon

Colonel Badass says:
*Yes i am a sex slave trader
*and i picked duo out of all the slaves for myself
*so there
*:P
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*<__< I always thought you were the slave master
Colonel Badass says:
*good
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Oh I see
*Duo: well I am so mad at you right now Master
*kiss Both Sides of my Scythe
Colonel Badass says:
*well night mister slave
*don't come near me with that scythe
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*:glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*i want a baby before i die
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*you have a baby
*you have 4
Colonel Badass says:
*:glomp:
*a real baby
*with mike
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: I am your slave!
*How am I going to kill you with my Scythe!
*I just meant kiss my ass
*but Scythe was a better thing to say
*to protect my ass
*I know you'll kiss it
*then spank it then fuck it
Colonel Badass says:
*I do and I would
*if i wasn't so tired
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*Duo: *said all of this while talking in his sleep*
Colonel Badass says:
*damn my bodies inability to just keep going endlessly
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*GO TO SLEEEP NOW
*:glomp:
Colonel Badass says:
*k
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK says:
*bye
*kissy
Colonel Badass says:
*byes
Duo: NAY WE ARE BUT MEN ROCK said (1:21 AM):
*Suukko (Ed Kisses Roy on the cheek)