Putting One and Two Together

Title: Putting One and Two Together
Author: Malfoy
Archive: Absolute Yaoi, if you want it, lemme know.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: 6x2x5
Warning: Heavy yaoi lemon. PWP? OOC, fluff
Notes: I went out on a whim so be careful! This has nothing to do with Heero and Duo!
Disclaimer: Gundam Wing is NOT mine!!! I am poor, meaning I have no money . . . but given
the chance, I would buy Wufei!

\"Pinch my butt again and I swear I will leave you on your own!\" Wufei scolded, well scolded as
best as he could while maintaining a whisper. He turned back around and peeked his head around
the corner to see if the coast was clear.

\"Is that a threat or a promise? I hope it\'s a threat. ‘Cause if it\'s a promise, I\'m fucked. Look at all
those guys! What the hell are we supposed to be looking for anyway? And I like pinching your
butt it\'s– \"

\"Shut up, Maxwell!\" Wufei growled.

\"I was just commenting on how nice your but feels,\" Duo said defensively and giggled.

Wufei turned back to Duo and shook his head. Even through the darkness of the night Duo could
see a slight rosiness to the Asian\'s cheeks.

\"You\'re not going to have a nosebleed, are you? ‘Cause that wouldn\'t be good. Not now anyway,
especially here,\" Duo commented, seeing Wufei slightly annoyed.

Wufei sighed, \"No, I\'ve controlled those. Now, go over there,\" he pointed to the wall about ten
feet in front of them.

\"Aye, aye Captain!\" Duo said before heading to the wall, watching his step for ground alarms
and infrared censors.

When he reached the wall, he crouched down and looked around it, seeing a ladder that would
help them get to a higher platform. He caught con contact with Wufei and signaled him over.

\"You never answered my question,\" Duo started no sooner than Wufei stepped behind the wall.
\"What are we doing here?\"

\"Short-term goal, get into the building. Long-term goal, find the base\'s self-destruct mechanism
and blow this place to smithereens,\" Wufei explained, using his hands to show emphasis.

\"So, if that\'s it, why\'s it taking both of us?\"

\"They thought we needed some bonding time,\" Wufei said and shrugged, not really knowing the
real answer. For something like this, Heero got the job but this time was different.

\"Ok, gotcha,\" Duo nodded and began moving forward to the ladder.

As soon as he put his hand on the first rung, an alarm began to sound. Duo ran back to the wall
where he found Wufei already being held onto by two guards. Soon Duo, too, was being dragged
into the building against his will.

\"Look what you did, baka,\" Wufei scolded.

\"I didn\'t mean to, geesh,\" Duo retorted, an angry glare now filling his eyes.

\"Shut up!\" One of the guards spoke and the guards tightened their grip on the prisoners.

\"Get in there!\" Another guard commanded and they were thrown into a cell. Both of them landed
on the ground.

\"Thanks, guys! You hurt my butt, but it\'s fine now,\" Duo rubbed his butt as he got up and started
moving around the tiny cell.

\"Shut up!\" a guard shouted back. \"Master Zechs will be ready to see you in a few hours so just sit
there and wait.\"

Duo turned to Wufei. \"Master? Sounds like he\'s got ‘em whipped,\" Duo laughed. \"You ok, Wu-
man?\"

\"Oh yeah, dandy,\" Wufei answered, a look of serious confusion, heartbreak or surprise (Duo
wasn\'t sure which) graced his face. He shook his head, clearing his face of any emotional
expression.

\"You sure? You haven\'t made any comments about justice or injustice and you usually do,
especially when we get caught or something,\" Duo moved over to Wufei and crouched down
next to him.

\"This is injustice! There, is that better?\" Duo shook his head. \"I wasn\'t expecting to get caught,
Maxwell, were you?\"

\"Maybe, but still . . . you should be ready to shout about injustice as soon as someone touches
you or an alarm goes off,\" Duo giggled.

\"Really?\" Wufei asked sarcastically. \"I\'ve just got my head filled with thoughts right now and
there\'s really no room to be thinking about whether it\'s a good time to complain about the justice
system.\"

\"But it should be on impulse. Wait! You\'re thinking about stuff!\" Duo\'s eyes widened and he
grinned. Leaning in close to Wufei, Duo whispered into his ear, \"Sex!\"

\"No, not about sex. About Zechs,\" Wufei said harshly as he blushed.

\"Sex, Zechs, what\'s the difference? Both of them fuck you up . . . Now there\'s an idea. Sex with
Zechs, that\'s what you\'re thinking about,\" Duo giggled.

Wufei\'s blush deepened and he put his hand in his lap. \"I am not, Maxwell! I\'m simply thinking
about what Zechs will do with us.\"

\"Probably put collars around our necks and have us call him Master like the other people around
the base except we\'ll be special,\" Duo bounced.

\"And why would we be special?\"

\"Because we\'d be the only ones he\'d fuck. He\'d protect us because he knows we\'re valuable and
he\'ll give us presents. He\'ll punish us, too, but not by decapitating us or locking us up in solitary
confinement; although, he might do that to see how long we can go without being allowed to
orgasm. He\'ll have us more whipped than the goddamned whipping boy!\"

\"And just how many hours a day do you spend coming up with things like that?\" Wufei scolded,
trying to keep his voice from cracking and thanking the kami he was in a sitting position.

\"That idea took roughly 15 seconds after the guard guy called Zechs ‘Master\',\" Duo paced
around the cell. \"You\'ve got a hard-on don\'t you?\"

\"No!\"

\"Right . . . your cock is as flaccid as the Earth is flat!\" Duo laughed. \"How long have you
wanted him? Or his body, rather?\"

\"You were right the first time . . . and since I started masturbating to thinking about when Heero
described that thing that happened with him and Zechs when he was at the Peacecraft estate . . .,\"
Wufei started hesitantly.

\"Oh! That time when Heero went to assassinate Relena at the mansion but she wasn\'t there and
he found Zechs instead and then gave him pity sex. Gotcha!\" Duo reminded himself.

\"That was one of the best one night stands I\'ve ever had!\" Zechs\' voice sounded from the
speaker in the ceiling.

\"What the hell? I thought your pet said you couldn\'t see us for a couple of hours!\" Duo said
loudly.

\"I changed my mind after listening to your conversation,\" Zechs answered, a hint of amusement
in his voice. \"Here\'s what we\'re going to do. There\'s a camera in the back right corner of the
cell. You two are going to follow my requests. If you don\'t, you will be punished, understand?\"

\"You\'re not going to make me fuck him, are you?\" Duo asked, pointing to Wufei.

\"Thanks, Maxwell. I love you, too,\" Wufei said sarcastically.

\"What do you mean by that? You want me to fuck you or something?\"

Wufei nodded his head, \"Wouldn\'t mind it.\"

\"Oh, wonderful!\" Zechs exclaimed over the intercom. \"Then we shouldn\'t have any problems.\"

\"You know that this really isn\'t what I was expecting!\" Duo complained.

\"Don\'t worry, Maxwell. I\'ll fuck Wufei, too. Just, after you do.\"

\"Oh goodie!\" Wufei rolled his eyes when he saw a contented smile on Duo\'s lips.

\"Well, let\'s start, shall we?\" The amusement had returned to Zechs\' voice. \"Wufei, undress Duo
completely. You can kiss him while you take off his shirt if you like.\"

Wufei eyed Duo and Duo looked back at him. Without any further hesitation, Wufei stood up
and slowly padded across the tiny cell to Duo. Duo\'s eyes expertly admired Wufei and his eyes
locked onto the tented area of Wufei\'s pants.

\"Whoever said those pants can hide a stiffy was lying,\" Duo commented.

Wufei grinned and pulled the American\'s lips to his own. Slowly, he pressed his tongue past
Duo\'s lips and into the American\'s mouth. Sensuously, he sucked on Duo\'s tongue and bit Duo\'s
bottom lip before pulling away slightly and putting his hands on the top button.

\"Whoever said all Asians have small dicks was lying, too,\" Wufei licked at Duo\'s lips and
pushed his hips closer to Duo\'s causing both of them to gasp.

\"Faster, Wufei,\" Zechs commanded and Wufei\andsands moved quicker to free Duo of his shirt.
\"Good boy. Now, get on your knees and take off his pants. Then, I want you to suck him until he
comes, understand?\"

Wufei lowered himself to his knees. He put his hand to Duo\'s crotch and squeezed the covered
erection. \"And I thought you didn\'t want to fuck me,\" Wufei chuckled and rubbed his hand over
the bulge. \"You\'re terribly hard. I can\'t wait to taste you.\"

Duo could feel his knees turning into jelly as Wufei continued to talk to him as his erection was
freed. Wufei\'s warm breath that contrasted with the chilly air sent shivers of excitement through
Duo\'s body. Duo stepped out of his pants, leaving him clad only in his boots.

\"Duo, face the camera. I want to see that erection of yours,\" Zechs\' voice had become huskier
and a loud gasp was heard when Duo turned to the camera. \"Kami-sama! Perhaps I\'ll have you
join me sooner than I planned.\"

Wufei crept up behind Duo and nuzzled the American\'s neck. \"Well, that\'s going to be kind of
hard, don\'t you think?\" His hands moved around to Duo\'s stomach. \"I mean, we\'re here and
you\'re there. The mood could be destroyed on the way there. So, why don\'t you just sit there and
masturbate while you watch us, k?\" His left hand moved up and gently pinched Duo\'s left nipple
while his other hand moved down and began massaging the curls surrounding Duo\'s cock.

\"Very well, then, continue,\" Zechs encouraged.

Wufei prompted Duo to sit on the floor, and facing the camera with his legs spread slightly so as
not to obscure Zechs\' view. He then removed his own clothes, hearing another loud gasp from
the speaker when he decided to touch himself to release some of the pressure that was building
up inside of him. He grinned at the camera before sitting on his knees behind Duo with Duo
between his legs.

Wufei wrapped his arms around Duo and put his mouth against Duo\'s neck. \"What do you want
me to do, Maxwell?\" Wufei asked before placing his opened mouth to Duo\'s shoulder and bit
down only to soothe it by licking the mark.

\"Ah, Wufei,\" Duo gasped out, leaning back against the Asian\'s chest, \"anything.\"

Wufei chuckled and moved both of his hands to Duo\'s inner thighs. He began to rub his hands
over the flesh and looked up at the camera.

\"Perfect, isn\'t he?\" Wufei spoke to Zechs. \"I\'m sure you wish you could touch him right now.
His skin is so soft, unlike his cock. Mmm, it\'s so hard and oh, it\'s already dripping,\" Wufei bit
his bottom lip as he watched his fingers touch the tip of Duo\'s uncut erection.

Duo gasped and hooked his arms around Wufei\'s neck. He watched Wufei touch him gently.
Spreading his legs further, he hoped to encourage Wufei to move his hands lower.

\"His little noises are perfect, too. They\'re just the right thing to get anyone going. I think I could
come right now. He\'s a fucking wet dream,\" Wufei said, his mouth close to Duo\'s left ear.

Wufei took one of Duo\'s hands and put it to his mouth. He sucked the fingers expertly, using his
tongue to make them as wet as Duo\'s cock. Wufei took the fingers out of his mouth and put them
between Duo\'s legs.

\"Fuck your fingers,\" Wufei whispered into Duo\'s ear.

They both watched Duo put his fingers inside himself as Wufei stroked Duo\'s cocko
ro
released miniature screams each time his fingers got closer to that spot inside him. Wufei gently
put his fingers under the foreskin of Duo\'s cock and began massaging the hidden head.

Duo\'s hips thrust up violently when he felt that spot. He spread his legs slightly wider, allowing
himself slightly easier access. Duo\'s free hand moved down to his chest to play with his nipples.
Small gasps and moans left his mouth.

\"Open it now!\" Zechs\' voice bellowed causing Wufei and Duo to turn toward the cell door.

\"Couldn\'t wait?\" Wufei chuckled as a guard hurriedly unlocked the door and Zechs entered the
tiny space hastily, removing clothes swiftly.

Duo moved to Wufei and put the Asian\'s lips to his own. They kissed each other with great
vigor. Duo trailed his tongue from Wufei\'s mouth and down his body. Wufei\'s breath caught in
his throat when he felt Duo\'s mouth surround his throbbing erection. With a tiny breath of air,
Wufei\'s lips were attacked by Zechs\'.

\"I hope to teach you it\'s not nice to tease,\" Zechs breathed heavily. \"Watch him suck your cock,\"
Zechs commanded and moved behind Duo.

Duo bobbed his head up and down as he sucked so expertly. His tongue caused the most
wonderful sensations to coarse through Wufei\'s body. Wufei buried one hand in Duo\'s hair while
the other hand held him up so he could watch. He thrust into Duo\'s mouth and surprisingly Duo
didn\'tl bal back at all but rather took Wufei completely into his mouth, deep throating him as if
he were a porno star.

\"Kami-sama! Where– ah!\" Wufei gasped out.

Zechs pulled Duo away from Wufei, pulling the American close to his chest. Duo moved his ass
back, feeling Zechs\' erection rub against his ass.

\"Where the hell did you learn that?\" Wufei asked, his eyes half lidded.

\"You don\'t honestly think all of my missions have been for the scientists, do you?\" Duo asked, a
smirk on his face.

\"Explain later,\" Wufei prompted and moved to Duo.

All of a sudden, Duo thrust forward slightly and with his eyes closed, let out a low moan. \"Warn
me before you do that,\" Duo complained but fell completely silent when he opened his eyes.

Wufei had positioned himself in front of Duo. His knees were up near his chin, his hands gently
pulling his legs apart. Duo reached out to touch the puckered flesh that was Wufei\'s entrance.

\"Such a good boy,\" Zechs commented as he slowly started moving in and out of Duo.

Duo put his fingers to Wufs mos mouth, allowing them to be sucked again before he pressed the
fingers into Wufei, receiving a contented moan.

\"Deeper, please,\" Wufei pleaded.

\"Begging already,\" Zechs laughed, speeding up his thrusts.

Duo lowered his head and again started sucking Wufei\'s erection. As soon as he put his lips
around the swollen flesh, his own was jerked harshly. He pushed his fingers deeper and deeper
into Wufei who was crying out and begging for release.

\"You may cwhenwhen you want,\" Zechs told Wufei who no longer than two seconds later cried
out as his seed burst into Duo\'s mouth.

After no trace of Wufei\'s seed was left, Duo leaned back against Zechs. Zechs\' hands jerked
Duo\'s cock harshly, sending the American into sweet oblivion and causing Zechs to follow suit.

Wufei barely gave them enough recovery time before he started questioning about Duo\'s earlier
comment.

\"Ok, this is what\'s going on,\" Duo started off. \"For the past couple of months, you realized I
seemed to be getting more missions than normal, right? Well, more than half of those missions
came from Mr. Merquise here.\" Duo pointed to Zechs.

\"So you\'re fuck buddies, great! How did I get into this?\"

\"Oh, that\'s easy. I caught you masturbating one evening and heard you call out Zechs\' name. So .
. . I put one and two together, pitched the idea to Zechs and he sent the ‘mission\' to you. Why
you? Because that way I could ask questions and look stupid like I did earlier,\" Duo explained.

\"Oh goodie! So, I\'m a fuck buddy now, too?\"

\"Only if you want to be.\"

~OWARI

Wufei: Onna!
Malfoy: Yes, dear? *grins sweetly, taking on an innocent look*
Wufei: I thought I told you nobody but Quatre!
Malfoy: Oh, tell me you didn\'t like it!
Wufei: But that\'s besides the point.
Malfoy: My point exactly! Bes, es, I\'m already working on one with Quatre.
Wufei: Oh, goodie! *rolls his eyes*