Vignette #1: The Evil Defilment

Vignette #1: The Evil Defilement

Ed note: Now this tragic event occurred while Duo and I were living in our Posh Beverly Hills mansion. I hope you weep for me as well. This is one of the darker events of my marriage to Duo. I also added plenty of editors notes throut tut this because this was written to my husband and I wanted to enhance his understanding of the prose.

Shumei followed her multimillionaire husband Duo as they traipsed through their gorgeous Beverly Hills Mansion. Her delicate legs struggled to stay in step with his long powerful strides as they walked to the lavish bedroom they shared. Poor Shumei had been fretting, the last couple of weeks they\'d been so distant, and she\'d blamed his job. [ed. note: I keep telling you to quit working for that man bitch Une but do you ever listen to me?! Noooo] She missed the strong embraces of her husband, and simple Heero\'s well intentioned fumbling was no substitute for the other man\'s perfect sexual prowess. She, a proper lady blushed remembering how many times he\' d have her when they first wed. After 2 children, her figure, untouched and unblemished by the wears of motherhood had only grown more radiant, although Duo had failed to notice. [ed note: I can forgive you though, you is only a man.] Shumei wept perfect tears when her husband was away at the office but she never knew he was having an affair despite her wicked sister\'s claims. Duo was a true blue blood husband, and Shumei knew he was tired from his hard day of powerful meetings and golf. [ed note: ::sighs:: I keep setting these things up for you so you can go somewhere in society and you blow it every time!] She sighed when he opened the door thinking he would ravish her thin waisted, big breasted body as in days past. \"Oh Duo,\" she cooed into his ear as the large double doors swung open.

\"I have a surprise for our sex life beautiful and perfect beauty\" The blonde woman\'s heaven blue eyes lit up at the statement but confusion set in at the big ugly men around their matrimonial bed. \"Honey, what is this?\" Her eyelashes fluttered in innocent confusion. \"My friends are here to redecorate the bedroom into a beautiful love room.\" [ed. note: as if those low class hooligans have any sense of taste!] Shumei\'s perfect crystal sapphire blue eyes lit up. But then, one man stepped forward, he was a dirty chinaman with greasy hair and evil narrow eyes. He scratched himself obscenely. \"No. you stay. We rape you while children watch!\" [ed. note: If I was married to a cow like Sally *I\'d* want to rape me too!] Duo cried out with rage was he was pulled back to watch the defilement of his perfect wasp waisted wife. [ed. note: I don\'t give a damn if they are your friends. You sure as hell never defend me to them you bastard!] He was chained to the wall along with their innocent Alexei and Azazzel and Shumei wept perfect tears for the big men she could not stop as they unveiled their \"Huge gundams\" and forced themselves onto her quivering and beautiful perfect body with malicious glee. [ed. note: Of course they still weren\'t as big as yours]

Of course watching such a beautiful woman cry only made their evil penises harder. [ed. note: except Winner because he\'s nothing but a little blonde faggot boy.] Shumei gave several shudders but hung her head. She knew she or her children would be hurt were she to try to free herself but oh woe be unto those fools later when her husband was freed. She knew Heero would be useless when he arrived home because he was too innocent to have an understanding of such matters and would believe no ill about his friends. [ed. note: because he\'s a goddamn idiot who doesn\'t believe me when I tell him your friends do NOT like me!] She only hoped that she could convince him to move faraway. She cried and was slapped by the salivating grease trap known as Wufei. She has always heard from Sally that he was impotent but Oh did Shumei ever realized the truth when he pulled his nasty little tool from his pants. He was a rapist that was what so no wonder why normal sex did nothing for him. But here he was all disgusting and aroused and she really would rather die than have to lay with him, but she had no choice because her delicate skin was being bruised so painfully by Trowa and Quatre.

\"P-please don\'t make me suck it...\" She didn\'t want to put her pretty little lips on that disgusting phallus. [ed. note: not that it was big enough to be seen anyway. You know he\'s only cranky because his penis is so damn small he constantly leaves his poor saint of a wife unsatisfied and I don\'t care if you tell him I said that either.] Anyway, it seemed as if her plea only inflamed him and it was positively disgusting how he held her head down and rammed it past her lips. She only sobbed harder and he gave another evil bark of laughter. He fucked her mouth really hard and she thought she might bite it, but then he could hurt her kids. She heard them crying to and as his vile seed filled her mouth she swallowed it filled with humiliation. [ed. note: I tell you rtedltedly not to invite these cretins into out house but do you ever listen to me?! No because you\'re fucking omnipotent you sonofabitch!] He laughed and looked at Duo who\'s big powerful arms strained against the chains so he could free himself and rend the fiend limb from limb.

Wufei slumped down spent which was good because when Shumei\'s eyes fell on him they were still filled ter terror and she didn\'t want him to see the expression and become aroused again. Now she was thrown on the bed while Trowa\'s wicked hands ripped at her dress and then greedily fondled her breasts when they were revealed. [ed note: Maybe now you\'ll believe me Duo when I tell you that he\'s always undressing me with his eye!] He squeezed and pinched and had fun hurting her nipples because they were very sensitive so she writhed and cried and begged her two sons to close their eyes which they did because they were darling boys who were the product of her and Duo\'s pure and perfect love. Were Heero not so unversed in sexual matters they too might have children but alas, he was scarred from the war and might as well have been a eunuch. But these thoughts weren\'t important to Shumei at the moment because Trowa became tired of abusing her milky white breasts he snatched off her panties and took out his pathetic excuse for a penis. She was relieved that he didn\'t want to kiss her because only her husband should do that to her of course. [ed. note: And I know what he does with those lion. His mouth better not come within ten feet of mine!] She felt her insides burn and tear as he entered her. It wasn\'t nearly the stretch that Duo gave her with his massive man sausage but she was dry and not even remotely turned on so it hurt a lot and she sobbed even harder, her melodious voice going hoarse. She wanted it to be over with as soon as possible.

He pumped himself inside her and she prayed she wouldn\'t have his evil brood but oh he was trying to impregnate her to further humiliate her she was certain of that! [ed. note: yeah in your dreams one eye!] Luckily for her and her beloved and enraged Duo who was watching he soon finished and moved off her. She watched Quatre unsure of what he was going to do. [ed. note: You know as well as I do the day a woman enters Quatre\'s bed is the day I eat your cooking.] She thought he might leave her be because all the heavenly womanly god given charme poe possessed only turned him like garlic to a vampire but oh no! He had something even more evil in store for her. He slapped her and turned her over, her lovely buttocks quavering in fear and spread her cheeks open. No! He couldn\'t possibly defile her in such a manner! Shumei almost fought him but she saw the menace in his eyes and knew her beloved children would be hurt.

She had almost given up Duo Duo, in a fit of bestial rage tore the shackles from the wall and set upon him with his big crushing arms and poisonous fangs. [ed. note: now why couldn\'t you have done that when he left that teacup ring on our coffee table?!] She heard the sound of crunching bones and swooned at Duo\'s strength. She watched Duo violently manhandle them all and one by one toss them out the window. They fled for their lives, and she remembered now why she loved him so. Blood dripping from his teeth he held her close and smoother her hair. From their vantage point, the children also rejoiced because he had defeated a great evil and saved her from Quatre\'s vileness. [ed. note: I have no problem with sodomy, I just don\'t care for sodomites.] Alas she swooned in his embrand and looked forward to hours upon hours of tender lovemaking with the big battering ram that was his penis. As yes, in the end life was definitely good. [ed. note: Now if you acted like this everyday honey you might get a little more respect. And maybe a raise. because that bitch does not pay you nearly well enough to keep me in Gucci and Prada. And let me tell you something mister, I fully expect you to thank me for all the work I put into these precious memoirs because I\'m sure the public would lose all respect for you if they knew what an insensitive cad you really are!]

Well, thus ends the first little vignette and I\'m glad things ended so happily. Of course I have fictional license but for the most part the events are true. I do hope you appreciated my little recounting. I didn\'t change the names because the guilty deserve whatever consequences they receive.

I am as always the lovely Shumei J Maxwell signing off and urging you to read the next part of mine and Duo\'s love story.*

*Duo Maxwell denies any and all connection to his \"wife\'s\" literary endeavors.

He does not!